Re: Food Fight V. 3

by Jimbook 2008-02-17, 03:15

I like marshmellows

by Shemuel 2008-02-17, 18:31

Good for you monkey

by Jtull 2008-02-17, 22:51

WOW so do I! we could be brothers lol!

by Darkjedi 2008-02-18, 05:40

Wow, me too! We should have a family reunion! I could throw cake at you all!

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-18, 18:02

EnemyofTime wathces the family reinuon from a nearby hill, then fires a volley of mango mortars at them, sending everyone flying in different directions.

by Shemuel 2008-02-18, 18:31

while Enemyoftime is busy killing the Marshmallow family, Shemuel throws a massive souffle at him, ripping him apart in a massive mushroom cloud as it explodes.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-18, 18:54

Another EnemyofTime appears out of nowhere and fires a nougat nuke at Shemuel, breaking his body down to subatomic particles.

by raffitz 2008-02-18, 19:10

I love marshmallows too! I could kill you with them! Twisted Evil

by Darkjedi 2008-02-19, 15:35

The marshmallow family kills everyone with marshmallows.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-19, 21:46

Alkanosis, the former food-chain-empire emperor, has returned. He is now attempting to turn the food fight into something like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2e9nTeIwFk

by Shemuel 2008-02-20, 13:50

Unfortunately for Alkanosis, his plan fails due to no-one wanting to buy hiis food

by Darkjedi 2008-02-20, 15:49

Darkjedi buys all of Alkanosis's food, causing Shemuel inter turmoil.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-22, 10:53

Using the vast amount of revenue from Darkjedi buying all the food, Alkanosis buys the equivalent of a death star, which simply floods entire planets with food. I think you know where this is going. (Oh, and, it's the first death star equivalent with no place to shoot proton torpedoes at.)

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 16:21

Shemuel notices the death star replica is actually made from bread, and advises Alkanosis to butter it.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-22, 16:24

Alkanosis curses under his breath, because the company who sold it to him ripped him off. He thanks Shemuel for noticing that it was made of bread, and gives it to him so he can do something with it.

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:21

Shemuel proceeds to eat as much of it as he can, eventually becoming bigger than the Earth itself.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:25

Shemuel dies of a heart attack, and blows up everywhere, feeding all of the starving children .

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:27

The extra gravity created by the bread moves the earth a little bit closer to the sun, just enough for darkjedi to die of skin cancer.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:29

Darkjedi laughs while dieing, and then pushes the button to blow up the earth.

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:32

The soil around darkjedi does indeed explode. afterwards there is a crater the size of a house, which is stuffed with even more bread.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:35

Good play on words.
Shemuel buries Darkjedi, regretting that he killed him. He then goes to prison, and, well, we know what happens...
lol!

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:38

Darkjedi forgets that Shemuel is long dead, busy beating Darkjedi's ghost to a pulp with a ghost mango.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:39

Darkjedi is still laughing about Shemuel going to prison.
Razz

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:42

Shemuel isn't, and gives Darkjedi's ghost a particularly heavy thwack.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:50

Darkjedi has to take a dump, so he leaves, and Shemuel respects that.
----------------------------------------------------
(I don't really have to take a dump.)

by Shemuel 2008-02-26, 16:56

Darkjedi's dump comes alive and kicks darkjedi in the shins.
(Well it was food)

by Darkjedi 2008-02-26, 17:38

Darkjedi's dump kills Michael Jackson. Darkjedi wipes the smudges from his shins on Shemuel.

by Shemuel 2008-02-29, 19:06

shemuel realised that Darkjedi is a midget, and decides to drop a ginger nut on him. it reaches terminal velocity before it reaches his head, and breaks his forehead in two.

by Jtull 2008-03-01, 02:39

jtull walks back in.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-01, 04:44

Alkanosis walks back in as well... only to find that the situation is somewhat disgusting and laughable. He then leaves again.

by Shemuel 2008-03-01, 12:47

In case anyone is confused, a ginger nut is atype of hard biscuit.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-01, 18:08

Darkjedi throws all the blood from his head at Shemuel. (By the way, i'm not a midget. I'm 5 foot 7 and a half, that's not midget level.)

by Jtull 2008-03-01, 21:50

you are small im 5 foot 11 or 12.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-02, 02:21

I'm 6' 1" and still growing.

Alkanosis comes in to make this silly comment and promptly leaves afterward.

by Jtull 2008-03-02, 04:26

ahhh tall Asian.
anyway I'm only 15 and your 16 so you have a slight advantage.

by Shemuel 2008-03-02, 14:33

I'm 6 foot 4, so everyone seems like a midget to me.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-02, 14:35

...Welsh giant... No offense though.

by Shemuel 2008-03-02, 14:37

None taken. Most people in Wales are short and fat.

by Jtull 2008-03-03, 00:58

well ppl here are all sizes. lol!

by Darkjedi 2008-03-03, 02:56

Well, it seems that everyone is taller than me here. LOL!
Oh, and for you guys'es info., i'm not even close to being overweight. I'm almost too skinny. I'm not as skinny as my friend, Jeff. He's too skinny. He almost looks anorexic, but he's not. He eats alot, but he can never manage to gain any weight. LOL!

by Shemuel 2008-03-03, 16:58

Shemuel covers darkjedi with molten sugar, which hardens on Darkjedi leaving him unable to move. He then puts him in the middle of a field to scare off scarecrows.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-03, 17:51

A whole bunch of little children come along, and eat all of it off. Darkjedi slaps Shemuel with salami.

by Shemuel 2008-03-03, 18:04

Mmmm...salami....

by Darkjedi 2008-03-03, 18:48

Darkjedi holds up a white flag, and asks Shemuel if he wants peace.

by Shemuel 2008-03-03, 18:52

Shemuel agrees, and together Shemuel and Darkjedi plan food domination....

by Darkjedi 2008-03-04, 00:55

We shall war against Vexxiang! THIS IS FLASHTREK.MOTIONSFORUM.COM!!!!!!!
(get it, instead of "This is Sparta!!!" Oh, never mind.)

by Shemuel 2008-03-09, 17:42

Shemuel decides to break off his alliance with Darkjedi for that awful joke, and retreats to his carrot castle in the biscuit mountains, planning stratagies even Macciavelli would gawp at.

by me naam is m 2008-03-10, 14:28

MNIM walks in, seeing a salami flying towards him, ducks and throws a spam-pie back.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-12, 18:59

Darkjedi eats it joyfully.

by Shemuel 2008-03-12, 19:08

Shemuel gives u on complicated stratagies that make his brain hurt, and proceeds to throw school food at everyone from the top of his mountain.

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