Food Fight V. 3

eats VERY hot pepers and torches darkjedi

Shemuel is very glad he walked off the mountain the day before, and hits darkjedi's charred corpse out of the ballpark with a giant stick of brighton rock

is that something you can eat?

throws at shemuel.

Shemuel thanks MNIM for the contribution to his barbecue

lets shemuel BBC the deer, than steals it and eats it.

HAH!

MNIM doesn't realise that the deer was poisoned :grin:

I'm immune. I eat EVERYTING.

throws cow at shemuel for not doing something.

Shemuel eats the cow, and throws the bones back at me naam is m

shemuel gets disease. haha. the bones are quickly picked up in mid-air by a vulture

throws !

The emoticon bounces harmessley off shemuel's skull, as he throws kebabs at MNIM

Raffitz gives a party because he returned and in the party, throws a piece of cake at every member of the forum

my dogs catches it in mid-air before I can. I throw dog-cookie at you.

I catch the cookie and throw it at JTull

Shemuel sends his whippet on the dog biscuit

send big stupid labrador at whippet.

(no, he won't bite you, but he''l hit hard when I throw him at you lol )

(Whippet runs away)

orders stupid dog to bring newspaper and cookie

(You'd eat a cookie that'd been in a dog's mouth? Eurgh.)

no. I stick it in yours for trying to kill my PC.

jtull throws hard cookies at everyone.
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the almighty forum genie slaps you for using too many emoticons. (and of course, because he's payed for by me! )

Shemuel shoves the dog down MNIM's throat
:No: :No: :No: :No:

uh-uh. no way. the dog is bigger then me, and above all, I'm his boss! rex,ATTACK!!!

The dog attack's MINIM's stomach lining, ripping it to shreds. Shemuel runs away to plan more macciavellian plots

I read "il libre del cortegiano" and see through your plans. I drown you in a big bath of beer.

Yay! The best way to die!

I'm glad you agree.

Shemuel has to have an operation for a new liver

eats liver.

Gets MNIM put in prison for eating old human liver.

jtull tell borg to assimilate cookie land thereby makeing darkjedi powerles.

I feed the borg spam:pie: delicious spam:pie: ! now they're under my control, AND I own cookieland.

A worldwide spate of madness mean that cookieland is now in negative equity, and you have to sell everything and live on the street

I hire an army of stick army. now it's a very BLOODY street...

Raffitz throws a lot of tomato sauce to MNIM. Now the street looks even more bloody!!!

Anyone got some chips to go with that?

Yum! Chips with tomato sauce and blood!

MNIM orders an army of monkeys to throw bananas at the nearest person.

killerflood shields himself with a force field of jello then throws a blackberry bomb to alkanosis for having such a girly sig and avatar.

shoves lemon in raffiz eyes

killerflood stabs Jtull with a wiener

jtull uses block of cheese to stop sosage then throws cheese a t killerflood.

killerflood makes a cheezburger and throws it back in Jtull's face

jtull turns it into a hamburger and fills it with hot sause and feeds it to killerflood.

MNIM steals hamburger and eats it, then dumps the waste on killerflood.

jtull tells me naam is m off then lol.