Food Fight V. 3

by raffitz 2008-02-06, 17:24

eviljedi, i mean, darkjedi wrote:Darkjedi steps in, and blows up the entire universe with pudding. Every being is destroyed. This ends this pointless topic.

Well, God suddenly looked at Earth and saw nothing, so, he rebuilt everything and resurrected everyone EXCEPT darkjedi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raffitz throws a giant cheese cake at jtull!!

by Shemuel 2008-02-06, 18:51

Shemuel throws chocolate at everyone knowing that most Christians will have given up chocolate for lent Twisted Evil

-although does not know the religions or non-religions of everyone so apologises in advance for any affront that could possibly be caused

by Jtull 2008-02-06, 19:01

forgiven

throw carrit cake at evevry1.

by Shemuel 2008-02-06, 19:13

translation: JTull throws carrot cake at everyone

by Jtull 2008-02-06, 19:27

oh shut up.
no offece

by Philly Homer 2008-02-06, 20:07

Jtull says: Please stop that. No offense. (Never mind. If Jtull doesn't stop spelling things incorrectly then I will bash him about grammar and the like.)

Alkanosis steps back into the thread, he digs a foxhole and stockpiles it with spring rolls. I then start throwing some at the nearest person (whoever posts next.)

by Jtull 2008-02-06, 20:20

jtull creaps up behind Alkanosis with choclate hammer and hits him on the head with it.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-06, 22:05

Alkanosis' head is sore for a while, then he picks up a shovel and starts raining MSG-death at Jtull. He ignores the rest of his surroundings.

by Jtull 2008-02-06, 22:39

jtull dies then randomly walks back in the door. lol!

Alkanosis is so confused he faints.

every1 forgets that jtull is omnipotent

by Philly Homer 2008-02-07, 00:00

Alkanosis is out cold for about two turns.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-07, 01:30

Jtull trips over Darkjedi's chocolate cake tombstone, and kills himself.
lol!

by raffitz 2008-02-07, 09:10

raffitz throws milk at the cake-tomb.

by Jtull 2008-02-07, 16:53

jtull walks back in agin looks at his own body and desides to hold a funeral for himself.

lol!

if that casn work.. lol!

by Philly Homer 2008-02-07, 17:45

Jtull wrote: if that casn work..

I have no idea what a "casn" is...?

Alkanosis wakes up and realizes that Jtull is still an uber-powerful god-like being. He then walks out of the game because Jtull cannot be harmed, killed, or even soiled with food.

by Jtull 2008-02-07, 18:02

jtull stops and explanes that he can be harmed and die I just keep reincarnatein into him self agin.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-08, 03:18

Darkjedi's sister takes his place, and shoves so much cake into Jtull's mouth, that he vomits. He then chokes on his vomit, and dies. Again.

by raffitz 2008-02-08, 08:10

After jtull resurrects, raffitz makes him eat a little bit of portuguese sierra cheese... He vomits much more than before, and instead of choking, he DROWNS in the vomit Twisted Evil

by Jtull 2008-02-09, 17:02

jtull reserects again and fires choclate ball berings at darkjedi's sister.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-10, 01:22

raffitz wrote:After jtull resurrects, raffitz makes him eat a little bit of portuguese sierra cheese... He vomits much more than before, and instead of choking, he DROWNS in the vomit

That was the best!
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Darkjedi's sister runs away, cause she's a sissy. lol!

If you knew her, you would know what i'm saying!

by Jtull 2008-02-10, 01:53

jtull fires chocolate ball bearings at darkjedi using a BB gun.

by raffitz 2008-02-10, 08:16

raffitz buys some candys and gives them to the guys a ft.mf.com (This forum abreviated)

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-10, 21:24

EnemyofTime walks in to see everyone throwing assorted food items at each other.

"Yay, something fun to do!" tongue

EnemyofTime grabs some croissants and throws them boomerang style at Raffitz, scoing a hit on the shoulder.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-10, 23:03

Darkjedi's gravestone trips EnemyofTime. (Yea!)

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-10, 23:37

"Now where did that come from?" EnemyofTime stands up, then fires an ice cream cannon at the tombstone, blowing it to smithereens to never bother anyone again. Somehow, though, this activates a spell that brings Darkjedi back to life. "Oops!"

by Jtull 2008-02-10, 23:49

jtull makes new headstone for darkjed usein godlike powersi. lol!

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-10, 23:53

"Not another one!" EnemyofTime starts throwing pineapple grenades at jtull for making the new gravestone.

by Jtull 2008-02-10, 23:55

jtull doges pineapples and any srapnell.

jtull uces tomatoe sause phaser at EnemyofTime and blows his head off.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-11, 09:27

"Oww!" EnemyofTime grows a new head and retaliates with his heat-seeking carrot, hitting jtull in the chest and giving him a headache.

by Shemuel 2008-02-11, 15:52

Shemuel decides to go traditional, sending the army of gingerbread men on EnemyofTime with the aid of Father time.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-11, 18:53

EnemyofTime takes out his candy corn-tipped chainsaw and proceeds to hack away at Father Time and the gingerbread men until there is nothing left but mauled gingerbread corpses. He then grabs a coconut and goes bowling, hitting Jtull, Darkjedi, and Shemuel. "Strike!"

by Shemuel 2008-02-12, 10:10

EnemyofTime gets eaten by a custard T-Rex

by Jtull 2008-02-12, 17:44

jtull lol

by Shemuel 2008-02-12, 18:29

Shemuel then forces three tons of =SPAM= down JTull's throat.

by raffitz 2008-02-12, 19:32

raffitz forces three tons of white chocolate through shemuel's throat

by Darkjedi 2008-02-13, 02:27

Darkjedi eats Raffitz. (Wow, cannibalism! Someone had to think of it!)

by raffitz 2008-02-13, 16:30

Raffitz bites his way through darkjedi's stomach!!

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-13, 18:15

EnemyofTime emerges from a cave hidden in the background, awaken from his hibernation that he does on Tuesday and Thursday. He realizes the immense battle going on in front of him, so he gets out a peashooter and shoots at everyone.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-14, 17:02

raffitz wrote:Raffitz bites his way through darkjedi's stomach!!

Darkjedi eats Raffitz's head.

by Jtull 2008-02-14, 17:06

jtull doges projectiles in matrix stile. lol!

by Darkjedi 2008-02-14, 17:20

Darkjedi slaps Jtull with salami for not answering his last post in the Cyber Security thread.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-14, 19:45

EnemyofTime throws key lime pies at Darkjedi, Jtull, and Raffitz, hitting them all in the face.

by Jtull 2008-02-14, 21:58

jtull give everone caffine pills so they cant get to sleep @ night. lol!

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-14, 23:09

EnemyofTime, using this new energy to his advantage, uses his pancake prowess to pummel and pulverize the pathetic people provoking him to do so by being present.

by Jtull 2008-02-15, 00:35

jtull lol randomly.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-15, 14:59

Darkjedi eats a bottle of Viagra, and gets manly powers. lol!

OMG! That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol!

by Shemuel 2008-02-15, 17:59

darkjedi's viagra has so much of an efffect on him he has to go and hump a tree, resulting in many splinters.

Meanwhile Shemuel drops the "end product" of the white chocolate all over raffitz

by Darkjedi 2008-02-16, 05:34

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am dieing!!!! Ok, that's wrong. White Chocolate? Oh, and how did you drop it on him without touching it? That's just a little too friendly, if you ask me. Now I don't think I will ever be able to eat white chocolate ever again. Oh well.
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by raffitz 2008-02-16, 10:29

Darkjedi wrote:
raffitz wrote:Raffitz bites his way through darkjedi's stomach!!
Darkjedi eats Raffitz's head.

Raffitz's head eats darkjedi's mouth and then re-connects itself to raffitz's body

by Shemuel 2008-02-16, 17:20

Raffitz donates himself to science beacause of his amazing healing abilities

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-16, 19:10

EnemyofTime uses some molotov cocktails to make sure everyone is nice and toasty, and then roasts some marshmallows over them for good measure.

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