Food Fight V. 3

I chuck a pain au chocolate in MNIM's face. Except it isn't chocolate.

I laugh, for it was fudge

I laugh, for I did not breathe in

I give MNIM a crap sandwhich, and shove it down his throat.

I immediately force-feed Earthdeath a genetically modified piece of bread. The genetic modification is you are now highly allergic to bread! MUAHAHA!!!

I beat MNIM to death with a stick of brighton rock (it's a type of sweet)

(I've never lived in Wichitar. What are you on about?!)

(Well apparently now I either live in San Fransisco or an empty hill in Yorkshire)

I drown MNIM in his soup for his insolence

I fall on MNIM to escape, killing him instantly

americans eat it all, and i then pour liquid nitrogen on you.

Until you realise that you are completely normal for this RPG, and that ED didn't pour liquid nitrogen over you as it isn't food

i throw a bucket of liquid nitrogen mixed with a tiny bit of orange juice over shemuel.

Luckily that little bit of orange broke down the liquid nitrogen down into its constituent quarks and I am safe

he then melts in the sunlight, into a pool of chocolate.

and we jump on him.

killerflood comes in. eats some food. then leaves.

KF wonders why MNIM is choking a meatball...

(im out of the cafeteria remember!)

(But you must be back in to know what he is doing)

Garrotts MNIM with licorice laces

kills shemuel with my friends stale garlic bread which has a mysterious bit of a knife sticking out of it.

*a muffin mysteriously rolls into the middle of the floor*



at Shemuel for being too negative recently XD

(Me being negative? Realistic more like)

Asphyxiates Jerome Star(you don't have French heritage do you with a name like Jerome?)with dough

KF throws some bacon grenades on to the floor.

BOOM it sprays everybody (except KF) with acidic grease.

Oh no! Grease!

*Shemuel falls to the floor choking, but not before drowning KF in a vat of whisky

(Realistic is fine yes. But without imagination and a sense of fun...)

*thinks Shemuel mistakes himself for a Human* *ish a Q! BWAHAHA!*

*snaps his fingers and a banana appears in mid-air, then peels open quickly and shoots the banana out at Shemuel's eye*

Shemuel goes out to the bathroom to remove some banana from his eye.

NECRO!!!

I bury Shemuel in 12 tons of pudding.

What? Me smashes a pie into Maganew's face...

Me hits JPB with a green bean casserole.

I drink huge amounts of Pepsi and have a severe bout of flatulence, knocking you two unconscious.

I wake up, and shove a cucumber up your arse.

I grab a bread stick, burn it, slice you with the jagged ends, and sprinkle Parmesan over the wounds.

I heal my wounds with curry powder, and snipe you with a marshmallow-tipped bow & arrow.

I throw cake at you, and you writhe in pain from the candles and frosting. Later, you realize that it was a lie! I suffocate you with mashed potatoes.

I throw Leewatson1 covered in pudding at you. You die from the pudding and his many spelling errors.

I rise from the dead as a fudge/swamp zombie and boil you in my super-hot fudge.

I take a bath in it, then freeze you in a block of ice. I then put it in a 10 ft tall cup of Coke, and yell to everyone, "Dive in!!!"

They dive in and are instantly killed by my minions, the bubbles.