FOOD FIGHT!!! V4

When we last left this style of topic, Shemuel had some banana in his eye.

God restarted the whole thing.


I get into my Bread Dough tank, and prepare for whatever fiendish things that come my way.

I shred you, the apes, and their banana guns, bake them in my bread tank, and eat it.

MMMMM..... Good bread.

I shove an orangus bombardirovschik into your butt. (orangus bombardirovschik means Orange Bomber in Russian)

(For you to fart in my face, and have the Orange come out of your butt, you must not have any underwear or shorts on)

I attach MNIM to a device which constantly injects lemon juice into his butt. The device is stuck to you with bubble gum tape, which can never come off, therefore you can never take the device out of your butt.

I overload the device which explodes, covering the world in nuclear bananas

I smite you with a Chocolate Death Star, that destroys you and the world in a chocolatey explosion.

You melted away a coconut hologram of me filled with tiny cactus spikes. The spikes eject from the molten hologram, stabbing you with the pointy end.

I eat some spinach, get super-large muscles, and break you into a million pieces.

I destroy you with my lemon Sparta Protesters.

I eat those cookies, and start tasering you with an electric string of licorice.

I fill you up with so much licorice, you explode.

Luckily before this topic was posted, i was already promoted to Air Commander so...


LAUNCH THE PLANES AND DROP THE FREAKING TOMATO BOMBS AND THE GRANDE BOMB! THE WATERMELON!!!!! LOL!!!!!

I use my BAA(Banana Anti-Aircraft) guns to destroy the planes, and I torture Karlo with Squash bombs until he decides to help me.

I have a strong stomach and don't fall for it. I make you fart with 30 cans of baked beans.

i perform water torture on all of you.

(What does that have to do with food?)

I stab you with a cucumber dagger.

(it can be drinks)

i run you over with a spotted dick.

That's it!!!

BRING OUT THE ANTI-ED WEAPON!!!

A Giant squash explodes and kills you. You aren't allowed to play this game anymore.

i revive ED with my magic cocunut soup then i pour freshkly squeezed oreage juice in your eyes

I shoot several grapes at you, and I shoot cactus spikes at you also.

I don't eat it, then I make you eat it.....

i throw a molotove banana at MNIM

I pick ED up, and have him help me destroy MNIM. I attack MNIM with a cream cheese bomb.

I shoot MNIM with a fudge guided donut

I snipe MNIM with a Chocolate sniper rifle that fires caramel bullets.

Here you go, ED! *I give ED the Chocolate sniper rifle*

i turn the CSR into a Chocolate launcher and shoot MNIM

I get myself 2 CMGs (Chocolate Machine Guns), and annihilate MNIM. Now ED and I are left, and we've decided to team up, in case MNIM revives himself.

uses toffee tardis to find and kill MNIM

i fart in a cup and make ED eat it then i stick suger bombs to him

i use a F2000 to fire pudding grenades at Lee.

I shoot my CMGs at Lee, killing him.

hahaha my sheilds of wieners protected me i shove arsnic in meganew mouth and stick a pie on his horny groin haha youll get it if youve seen american pie1

Your too young for American Pie!

im 14 i watch porn and evrything my mam n dad dont care

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I trap Lee in a licorice bag filled with porn pics. I strip him naked, and put him in front of Every woman in England as a sign of public humiliation.

(I did it to humiliate him.)

Since the ground is red, I lie down in the tomato slop, and keep shooting Lee with my CMGs. I ask MNIM to help me defeat Lee, who, covered in tomato slop, is near invisibly hiding on the ground.

I run away, and keep firing with my CMGs, which now have unlimited caramel armor pierceing ammo.