FOOD FIGHT!!!! R1 V1

Welcome to Food Fight!!!! Revision 1 Version 1.

Rules: You can throw any type of food, but it (can!!!) be made into anything you want, (ex. Chocolate Machine Gun, Bread Dough Tank, etc.)

There is to be no swearing, no nakedness, and nothing involving sex whatsoever.

Let's start.


In your face, Shemuel!!!

RULES EDITED

MNIM, look at the early food fights and look at the v.4. You'll see it got completely out of hand in the old versions, but in a food way. This new reincarnation could be played without mentioning food at all "I get my soldiers to make a dough trench and send in my bread tanks"

Luckily Shemuel is not there as he has given up on most RPGs

*throws rotten eggs and a ton of lettuce at MNIM*

Rules edited again.

I shove 18 gallons of Lemon guice into GS's mouth.

I run around and (accidentally) pour the lemon juice into your eyes.

I suggest we gang up on GS, and nuke him with a radioactive potato.

10 seconds to luanch i make my self a steak bomb shelter guys get in i also bog down GS with fire from my chocolate rasin machine guns

I hide in a dough trench as Leewatson1's missile destroys GS.

i shoot missles at GS and hide with meganew cmom mate lets own theese guys i hand you a missle pod

The missiles are filled with Philly Cheesesteaks, as I use them against GS.

i shoot one in my mouth as i love philly cheestakes then i shot GS with a frag cream pie

I launch a concussion bomb against GS. It is filled with Potatoes.

ah its back fired incoming potateos i bake myself a pie tank wich shoots out steak haha take the GS

(GS is dead)

I betray Lee, and suck him into my Banana nut bread vacuum sealing tank.

i pour my glass of water on the bred melting it into a mush

I shoot Pop Tarts at Lee, then eat him!

I survive, and destroy you by turning you into Cabbage!

i rise from the dead and eat everyone. the end.

Spoiler:

Lee, let's team up again.

I shoot a radioactive potato at GS.

i roll out of the way then throw an egg bomb at meganew and a submarine missile at lee.

i put on my sheild of ham slices then jump on the bomb haha i survive i then roll the secret weapon a fragmentation grenade made of mash potato

I shove 200 jelly-filled doughnuts into GS's mouth.

i spit them out right on meganew's face

i throw a grenade of oranges into your mouth lee. you die.

I trap GS in a banana-missile silo, and make it where he can never get out, the I walk over and revive Lee with some lemons.

i seal the silo with icing now he will never escape

Excellent job, Lee.