Food Fight V. 3

drinks 1 litre of cola that came with the burger, and then burps in jtulls face.

(oh, lol. I'm so bloody annoying today)

MNIM sees the ketchup and doesn't eat it. "I don't like chloride burgers." adds some cyanide to burger and tosses it to alka.

raffitz shoots MNIM with a Burger Bazooka!!!

jtull throws tomatos at raffiz

mnim grabs shield to fend off the rain of burgers, and decides to throw back boomerang bananas.

jtull lol when bannanas hit in me naam is m in the face

killerflood makes a blueberry (raspberry?...i dont remember) pie and sits it on a table

MNIM lets jtull taste first, and jtull falls choking on the ground.

MNIM gives jtull a good mug of beer.

jtull drinks beer then goes on to drink a good Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon? lol. no beer and alcohol for me tonight, it's still Thursday for me... for 30 minutes.

Shemuel laughs at JTull for drinking cabernet sauvignon and advises him to drink Merlot next time

LOL. MNIM laughs drunkenly at you all, and goes to get another bottle of beer.

Shemuel graciously runs off with a manhole cover and the drunken MNIM returns the favour by falling in it.

being as drunk as I am, I'm totally unhurt, and I decide to mow you down with my uzi. being as drunk as I am however, I kill jtull and the nearest person in the process too.

Like my signature?

wtf? what does that have to do with it?

throws a beer bottle at shemuel.

(I'm not as think as you drunk I am....)

Shemuel drinks the beer, after putting it under tests for all possible poisons

shemuel only forgot one kind of poison: the alcohol in the beer itself. that tiny bit was the last drop for his liver, and suddenly his it stops, and shemuel falls to the ground, not knowing what hit him!!!

Actually it would take you much longer to die if your liver stopped. it might take a week.

yeah I know, but hey, it';s a game!

*MNIM throws a whole crate of beer to shemuel.*

Shemuel drinks it knowing his livr can'thelp him now. he falls off a cliff in a drunken revelry

lol. MNIM gets drunk, celebrating that shemuel has bitten the dust

chucks a bowl of boiling soup at mnin

slaps lee HARD in the face with a bunch of bananas for misspelling my name

shoves a chicken on MNIM's head

shoves a turkey over ED's head.

(lol, gotta love Mr. bean)

eats chicken then shoves a spotted dick in MNIMs mouth

(its a type of pudding!)

off course it is lol
picks up a pea shooting minigun and hits evryone yay minigun

Shemuel, afer much long and painful surgery, comes back and beats MNIM to deth with a giant stick of rock

hears a rocking guitar, and gets back to pummel shem to death on the beat of metallica - one with his machine gun!
(lol. if you don't know the "machine gun" part then you will have to DIE!!!)

throws a bottle of beer at mnim (its got dope in it)

Shemuel drops five billion tons of vodka on the world and sets it alight

MNIM drinks the beer with dope, gets so ridiculously stoned that even a real Jamaican dude couldn't improve him on it, than takes a glass of vodka and watches the fireworks from space because he's a bit spacey...

put a hole in your space ships with a bean u lose all the air

throws a stew on lees head

* i run around screaming*gets a boiling cupof tea and pours it all over the planet i win

Then you realise you have no food and die.

Wait! No food! No drink! NOOOO!!!

finds some food in a old nuke bunker throws it at shemul ha ha ha

Throws Lee's pet chicken at him


(PS-it's fried )

Throws custard pies at everyone for sitting in corners

fires a nuclear warhead at shemule loaded with mutated cheese that eats you in a sandwhich.

gets his nasty school lunch and throws it at lee.

( WATCH OUT, DANGER! BIOHAZARD! )

Throws bird's nest soup at MNIM. (If you don't know what it is, go to wiki)

(ah... that's just cruel. terrorizing people: okay. hurting cute little birds: not okay.)

throws his fertilizer - butane - candle oil - wine bottle - bomb at shemuel to punish him for his evil deeds.
(that is a combination of a fragmentation bomb and an incendiary bomb. VERY painful)

Shemuel beats MNIM over the head with a candy cane for not using something with enough food in it to attack him.

MNIM eats shemuel. HAH! now YOU are my food!!!

Shemuel eats his way out of MNIMs stomach (dejavu?)

MNIM looks at the empty place in his belly where once his stomach had been.

you gonna pay for this! now I NEVER can get drunk again!

he launches a massive attack with RPBBs, (rocket propelled beer bottles), heavy artillery champagne bottles, tomato grenades, candy sticks for the ultimate poking experience, honey-bee-bombs , (ever watched eek the cat? ) and french bread so tough you could kill a Klingon with it.

DIE!!!

MNIM forgot that these were all tied to his waist, and he burns to death.