Food Fight V. 3

I put your nemesis on top of the giant cup filled with Coke:







A lid...

Me shoves a cup of ice cream down MT throat

I eat the ice cream, suffer a severe brain freeze, and shoot you with my old Chocolate Machine Gun(CMG).

me grabs a large recipient with melted chocolate and splits all chocolat over you....

I shield myself behind a caramel wall, and shoot yo' a*s with my CMG!!!

me grabs my caramel knife and stab you on your arse... and then steel you your CMG!!! After that I shot that to the thing between your legs...

I kill us all with a radioactive barf from eating obscene amounts of Chocolate!!!

I survive by using the CFD(Caramel Freezing Device) to freeze your barf.

That means we are alive too! I shatter the frozen barf into a million pieces with a drumstick club and send them flying at you using a scratch-and-sniff supah hair dryer.

I get down, and your frozen caramel misses me. I then stab you with a butterscotch katar.

I kill you with the super sour warheads!

I go ahead and eat the super sour warheads, the resulting explosion keeps me alive, while you die.

(That, doesn't make sense...)
I use dual lollypops and slice you with their razor-sharp edges, beheading you. I then eat them.

Meganew Trek wrote:NECRO!!!

I bury Shemuel in 12 tons of pudding.

Wow. I think that's the furthest someone's gone out of their way to attack me. 9 months in fact. If I was a woman I could have had triplets in that amount of time.

Drowns Meganew in Cod Liver Oil, before leaving, going away from this thread and harm from this thread forever.

( ) no killing shem then... I drop the biggest gum drop ever on the world and crush France.

I survive, force Shemuel to come back, and bury him in a trout coffin, after killing him with a Coke grenade.

I throw bowls of boiling potatoes at you and you are smothered by their buttery goodness!!!

Veggie spam! Yay!!! I stab you with a sharpened point of celery, and then cut down a tree of broccoli. It lands on all of the forum, who nicely lined up for it!

I join in and smack you across the face with a bread glove.

I smear your bread glove with butter and eat it, than I shoot you with a marshmallow gun.

I poke you with the sharp end of a kebob.

I smother you in Broccoli-Cream soup.

I eat the broccoli-cheese soup, as in real life I like it, then blast you with a fusion of chocolate, caramel, and almond nougat.

I die of over sugar, than return from the dead with an onion ring as my halo. I SMITE you with my candy cane of holiness.

I order a sour candy powder airstrike on you which burns away your skin.

I am an angel. I have no corporal form. I own you with my holy licorice whip.

I rekill you with my unholy coca cola

I become a fudge zombie and kill you with my bare chocolate... err... hands.

I destroy you with the power of Chinese Noodles!

I eat it! RAMENNNNN! I kill you with my favorite sirloin burger soup.

Meganew Trek wrote:I survive, force Shemuel to come back, and bury him in a trout coffin, after killing him with a Coke grenade.

WTH?!? Every time I come back to this thread, you've harassed me?

Yes. I hang you with licorice. Don't delete my post this time.

I enter the game and immediately step onto a candy landmine.

I lost the game.

I bring you back to life as an angel and everyone pokes at you with their lollypops.

:death:

Japanese stew soup?

Donate your body to science. They could find a cure for Ramen. I strangle you with radioactive radioactive waste. I mean waste waste.