Food Fight V.2

by Jimbook 2008-01-24, 16:45

this is a continuation of the first Food Fight topic

by Shemuel 2008-01-24, 16:46

Shemuel throws a sausage at Jimbook for stating the obvious.

And for the fact the original Food Fight hadn't been locked

by Philly Homer 2008-01-24, 17:45

Alkanosis tosses MSG-saturated spring rolls at Jimbook.

by Jtull 2008-01-24, 18:08

jtull throws flour bomb at jimbook

by raffitz 2008-01-24, 20:41

raffitz gives everyone poisoned chocolate

by Jtull 2008-01-24, 20:52

jtull forces raffiz to eat it.

by Philly Homer 2008-01-24, 21:30

Alkanosis flings around curry powder-filled smoke bombs everywhere, causing the place to have a Chinese/Indian food stench.

by Jtull 2008-01-24, 22:06

how is that food?

by Philly Homer 2008-01-24, 22:09

Curry powder. And the powder gets so thick that whenever you breath in, you will gag because of all the curry.

by Jtull 2008-01-24, 22:11

oh jtull puts gas mask on and is saved.

by Philly Homer 2008-01-24, 22:12

Alkanosis is mad and throws a rage. After he calms down, he creates a tidal wave of rice.

by Jtull 2008-01-24, 22:14

jtull grabs surf bord and surfs the wave

by Philly Homer 2008-01-24, 22:15

Umm... you can't because it's rice and not water?

Anyways, Alkanosis is mad again. He steps out.

by Jtull 2008-01-24, 22:17

dosent stop me.

by Shemuel 2008-01-25, 09:07

Shemuel sets up a food stall in the room and makes so much money from selling things to everyone he can go on holiday

by Jimbook 2008-01-25, 17:46

Jimbook throw big fat roasted poker at alkanosis for spelling his name wrong Evil or Very Mad

by Shemuel 2008-01-25, 18:11

Roasted poker? Shemuel throws uber-sticky gum at jimbook for what must be bad spelling.

by Jtull 2008-01-25, 19:30

jtull leaves room to play poker

by Shemuel 2008-01-26, 12:40

Maybe not...

by Jtull 2008-01-26, 17:44

wat do ya mean?

by Shemuel 2008-01-28, 15:47

Shemuel sends an army of Bread elephants at JTull for not understanding what he said

by Philly Homer 2008-01-28, 17:58

Alkanosis turns the Vatican into his personal floating fortress in the sky that churns out spring rolls and lo mien.

by raffitz 2008-01-28, 18:12

raffitz throws everyone a poisoned chocolate mousse!

by Philly Homer 2008-01-28, 18:13

The fortress shoots down anything that comes near it with point-defense guns that fire curry chicken. I then charge up my main weapon that launches salt everywhere.

by Jtull 2008-01-28, 18:39

jtull sends HCL bombs at everyone.

by Philly Homer 2008-01-28, 18:50

Well, the salt is raining down all over the planet. I then go land on the moon, because the delicate salt balance has become unbalanced, and if you've watched "The Day After Tomorrow", you know what happens next.

by Jtull 2008-01-28, 19:27

HCL is a strong acid.

by Philly Homer 2008-01-28, 22:20

I don't think it's food, so nothing happens to me or anyone else for that matter. You, however, are drenched with it... I fire frankfurters at everyone (the small, German sausages.)

by Jtull 2008-01-29, 00:49

jtull is in pain.

by Darkjedi 2008-01-29, 01:59

Jtull is killed by Darkjedi's ginger bread agents.
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by raffitz 2008-01-29, 09:26

raffitz uses powers that came from radiation to transform the moon in mango mousse, and alka sinks in it...

by Jtull 2008-01-29, 17:25

jtull laughs.

by raffitz 2008-01-29, 18:40

raffitz makes a giant poo appear flying over jtull's head. It falls. Jtull gets covered with poo. raffitz laughs.

by Philly Homer 2008-01-29, 19:02

Alkanosis is muddling around in fruity chocolate dessert. I am stuck in there for now.

by raffitz 2008-01-29, 19:20

Raffitz frees alka because he decided to talk to karen. He then throws jtull into the moon-mousse

by Philly Homer 2008-01-29, 19:27

Alkanosis thanks Raffitz for his immense amount of aid, and sends him the Hagia Sophia version of the fortress as a gift.

by raffitz 2008-01-29, 19:38

raffitz thanks alka and transforms the moon into rock again, with jtull inside it... He dies.

by Philly Homer 2008-01-29, 19:42

Oh, that's mean. Oh well. Alkanosis, feeling fairly good right now, decides to hold a funeral ceremony for Jtull...on the moon. Then he leaves to go mine for salt in the now non-frozen Earth.

by raffitz 2008-01-30, 09:26

raffitz transforms 1/2 of the salt in sugar

by Philly Homer 2008-01-30, 17:50

Alkanosis' Vulcan slaves mining for the salt get sugar high and begin spewing shady logic. I get angry and build up my fortress.

by raffitz 2008-01-30, 18:45

raffitz destroys the moon and uses the debris to make his fortress. The Ultimate Lunar Food Fortress. He uses his meat cannons to fire at jtull's corpse, that was revealed when the moon was destroyed.

by Jtull 2008-01-31, 16:42

jtull become a Q and makes the corpsce disappere and then starts anoying the heck out of raffiz will his all powerfullness

by raffitz 2008-01-31, 18:23

But he forgot raffitz also had powers, so they started an unwinable omnipotent fight, but decided to stop, and raffitz threw a giant chocolate bar at alkanosis

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 18:25

It's so gigantic that it even fills up what is the bottomless pit of my stomach. It makes my stomach ache, so I take some meds to fix that. I am in bed while all this is going on.

by raffitz 2008-01-31, 18:37

Raffitz vaporizes everything inside Alkanosis' stomach...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 18:39

Alkanosis is grateful and cooks Raffitz some delicious Chinese food. He then goes to his Vatican-esque fortress and goes to create an interstellar restaurant-food-chain-empire.

by raffitz 2008-01-31, 18:41

Raffitz uses his powers to name the interstellar restaurant-food-chain-empire as "McAlkaDonalds"

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 18:45

Ahh, so siggied, that.

Alkanosis is pleased with the name, and the addictiveness of Chinese food spreads all across the galaxy...

by Jtull 2008-01-31, 19:57

jtull uses his all powerfullnes to give raffiz a TNG uniform. cheers

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 20:53

Alkanosis decides to offer the title of "Iron Chef of the Chinese Food-Chain Empire" to either Raffitz or Jtull. That's essentially the highest government rank there is.

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