Food Fight V. 3

(oooh... that was just evil. )
(oh... evil? YES! )

MNIM stabs shemuel 666 ( ) times with hardened sugar splinters for not being creative!

Shemuel drowns MNIM in his (feasibly) drinkable blood, taking him with him

lee drowns you all in a bath of boiling grease that burns and gives yous a heartattack
(im good)

(no, you're evil. which is, kinda good, which is kinda, not evil, so it's kinda bad, which is evil again! (ehm? I don't understand myself anymore) )

I force leewatson to drink 3 liters of gin, and you go comatose.

You wouldn't be comatose after three litres of gin you lightweight!

I force MNIM to drink one alcopop and he dehydrates so much he turns into a raisin.

I dive in a pool, and suddenly I feel all clear again. I lure Shemuel to the pool with a beer, and then push him under for 20 minutes.

blub... blub... blub...

i hit MNIM over the head with his beer knocking him out then i pull out shemul and give him cpr then push him back into the pool

I wake up several hours later, seeing shemuel bobbing besides me. I get up and see lee's tracks. I flollow the path, while laying a trace of jenever. I find lee sleeping in the shadow of a tree. there I fill a bottle gin mixed with fertilizer, and pour more whiskey everywhere, and then I get back, clean myself in the pool, and then light this poppy!!!

BURN BABAY, BURN!!!

after 10 seconds the gin ignites, setting of a fireball of 20 meters wide, and lighting up the tree.

shemuel suddenly joins me, and together we watch the fireworks, and celebrate lee's death with a bottle of the finest beer.

Yay! I'm alive after all that! says Shemuel, munching on MNIM's head

MNIM pours his beer out over shemuel for that. "don't worry, we ot more!"

Shemuel realises at last what was wrong. He gives MNIM some brandy "that's more like it!

"thank you. ow. Btw, don't spill it on the ground. it might catch fire."

*looks at shemuel's feet*

"uh-oh... too late!"

At least i've got warm fet now.

"ehm... which feet? ow, you mean those burnt stakes under your legs?"

i see shemul and MNIM drinking and saying jokes the look up and see me with my burnt skin as i walk towards them with i cake full of arsnic MNIM eats it and says it tastes nutty but shemul knows what ive done as we stand and luagh at MNIM dying on the floor

until I give him the heimlich manouvre and break Lee's skull by smashing a bottle over his head.

but it deosnt affect me as i have no brain so i store extra pea's in it becouse im hungry

the peas are mashed. so are you.

Shemuel ties loads of rock cakes to Lee's limbs and throws him into the pond

unfortunately the rock cakes dissolve in the toxic waters. sorry, I farted in it. ow well, he's gonna die anyway.

I throw shemuel in too.

JAY!!!! the 1000th post!!!

(yes I know. )

i pull out an antitoxin fomula and make the pool safeand throw the solid rockccakes back at MNIM

)But they've already dissolved.
(Yeah, I know, but it's basically compulsory )

Jay for the withouth them this forum would be a lot less fun!!!

anyway, I now fart in the open air, resulting in Achmed saying: "Saddam's musterd gas is nothing compared to that!!!"

Ahmed then realises he's dead.

"OMG!!! are YOU my seventy virgins? if this is paradise, I'm SCREWED!!!"

i regain consicness after smelling MNIM's fart so i push him on da floor eat a curry (weird factoid curry makes me fart )
and fart in MNIM's face

I put on my welding cap, and ligth a fire. woosh! it does when the flame hits back to leewatson, setting fire to his pants.

i run around screaming and shoutingand jump in the pool i get a barbecue and light it i throw on a couple of steaks that attract MNIM then i lock him in the barbecue and turn it up on full he slowly burns to death but has some steak

Shemuel then stabs Lee to death with shortbread.

I stroll in through a magic door of light, carrying a small wormhole generator in my hands. I activate it, sending out the most diseased and foul smells known to the Colonies of Lyght. Everyone instantly rots to death within a second, and I enjoy a cheezbrgr.

wrong. I took the cheeseburgers with me in my death.

i come back to my body and get shemul's bread sticks and stab Xel'Haddas in the back

(shortbread, not breadsticks)

Writes a cheque on rice paper to an assasin, who duly inhumes Lee.

i live hahahahahahaha and i steal your cheese burgers the stab you with the short bred

Do you actually know what shortbread is?

@ lee: I took the cheeseburgers with me in my death. they're now together with me in cheeseburger heaven.

@shemul yes i know what shortbred is its a sweet biscut and there lovely adn there also scottish well they come in tartan tins
@MNIM i resurected your burgers so ha

i shoot my self with a pea shooter so i go to heaven to drink with MNIM

There is no drink in heaven :AARRGGHH:

(jk)

in heaven there is no beer, that's why we'll drink it here. never heard of that?

anyway, I decide to take a trip down hell, and have a drink with the devil.

i soon follow as its creping MNIM hahahaha and i get a round of red hot beers as hell is full of fire

You both drink the beers and then realise it has made you indentured to hell

i run away as im the best and just luagh at all the dying people going to hell

They kill and then eat you. I can't be bothered to be more imginative than that.

im come back as a skeleton with a few pieces of flesh left

I destroy Lee's Skeleton wth a Tetryon Phaser.

wtf! i reincarnate myself with a stargate g'uald thingy i come back with shemul's shortbread and stab you all

I make Darkjedi eat tons of blueberry muffins, take all the sh*t out of him, and cover leewatson1's body with it, making him die from the smell. I also destroy the Go'auld thingie, making it impossible for him to reincarnate.

i shove an explosive banana down meganew treks throat

I use my super-powerful stomach to digest the explosive banana, and throw the explosive sh*t at Earthdeath, and he blows up.

lol! just like in starship battles!
when i explode the contnents of my stomach goes over Meganew trek.