Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Darkjedi 2008-03-27, 16:51

me naam is m wrote:
Shemuel wrote:Granted, but it can only do it by renaming itself Holland.l
GRRR...

AARGH! everytime I want to post my new message, someone posts before me!!! GRR.
GRR. AGAIN!!!

the wish genie slaps you for not letting me play.

wish granted. it's so fast that your computer gets to hot and ignites.

I wish for more music on my PC!!!

I feel your pain.

by Shemuel 2008-03-27, 16:52

The genie pours a bucket of Hydrochloric acid over your head for not doing it properly!!!!

I wish for a fish to eat all the dominion!

by Darkjedi 2008-03-27, 16:56

Granted, they are salmon, and you have to eat all of the caviar.
I have no wishes.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 16:58

In that case, the all-powerful wish genie slaps you!

I wish I had something better to say then the aforementioned sentence.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-27, 16:59

Granted, you have no more ideas.
I wish for someone to create a wish for me.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 17:01

You wish for the Church of Scientology to disappear. Though that is a good thing, there is nothing except politics that we can poke fun at now.

I wish the Church of Scientology would crumble.

by me naam is m 2008-03-27, 17:07

granted. a new sekte appears in it place, called the "neanderthalerology church". WITH tom cruise as top member of course.

I wish for some people to follow the topic a bit better.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 17:16

Impossible, Teh Madness must go on!

I wish I knew why I am feeling so hyper (can't be sugar...)

by Shemuel 2008-03-27, 17:17

Granted. It's beacause you have just accidentally taken a fatal overdose of e.

by me naam is m 2008-03-27, 17:22

the wish genie nukes your home for not wishing.

I wish for some strong tea for alka. (that always calm me down)

alka wrote:Impossible, Teh Madness must go on!

aargh! alka is going crazy!

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 17:25

Argh! I can't stand the bloody English tea! -Goes to make Chinese tea-

I wish that a certain teacher I know wasn't caffeine-addicted.

by Shemuel 2008-03-27, 17:31

Granted. the teacher is addicted to sex and is after you.

I wsh for a piece of wood

by me naam is m 2008-03-27, 17:37

granted. you accidentally torch it when you try your new lighter on it.

I wish to be in a sunny city in south france, sipping of a glass of iced tea.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 19:30

Arrogant French people come up to you and insult your heritage.

I wish for a metric ruler.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-28, 11:53

Granted, I get on too. (I actually need one. LOL.)
I wish I had Shockwave.
P.S: After my little sister peed on the couch, she wrote on herself with a marker! AHHH! LOL.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-28, 13:46

The genie interprets it as a shockwave from an explosion. You get that, but your house needs to be cleaned, with all that dust and stuff.

I wish for humanity to have Starcraft-level technology.

by me naam is m 2008-03-28, 14:07

granted. we have starcraft level enemies too.

I wish for me to control time.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-28, 14:38

Impossible, only Almighty God Himself can do that; the devil can't even control time.

I wish I wasn't overly zealous.

by raffitz 2008-03-28, 15:07

Granted... Now Jtull is....

I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year!

No, seriously, i wish i wasn't that stupid...

by Shemuel 2008-03-28, 15:52

Granted, you're even more stupid

I wish for a donkey

by Philly Homer 2008-03-28, 16:03

The North Koreans, living as starved and impoverished people, come and steal it for food.

I wish North Korea would stop biting the hand that feeds it (China, in this case, and literally).

by Shemuel 2008-03-28, 16:41

Granted. It agrees to become part of China, starting an era of Chinese expansionism

I wish for another donkey

by Philly Homer 2008-03-28, 20:12

Alkanosis wrote:The North Koreans, living as starved and impoverished people, come and steal it for food.

I wish for Jtull's posts to be magically spell-and-grammar checked.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-29, 02:02

Granted, you're index finger falls off.
I wish that I was a couch potato. Listen

by me naam is m 2008-03-29, 09:52

lol. the bill for your tv rises with 100000 percent.

I wish for alien

to conquer earth

by Shemuel 2008-03-29, 10:39

Granted. It makes sure it puts you and your family under excrciating torture.

I wish for yet another donkey

by me naam is m 2008-03-29, 10:48

wish granted. it kicks you in the groin because he's an a evil mood.

I wish that shemuel was a monkey.

by Shemuel 2008-03-29, 10:51

granted. I am a human.

I wish that MNIM was a sea anenome

by me naam is m 2008-03-29, 11:22

granted. I sting you when you're on a diving trip.

I wish for a shokwave programming program.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-29, 12:59

Alkanosis wrote:The genie interprets it as a shockwave from an explosion. You get that, but your house needs to be cleaned, with all that dust and stuff.

I wish for humanity to have Starcraft-level technology.

by me naam is m 2008-03-29, 13:43

me naam is m wrote:shokwave programming program.

the almighty wish genie slaps you in the face for not wishing.

I wish to have a good virusscanner.

by Shemuel 2008-03-29, 18:04

Granted. It takes up all your memory.

I wish for yet even another donkey Razz

by Philly Homer 2008-03-30, 00:10

North Koreans. 'Nuff said. (Stop wishing for donkeys. It's beginning to irritate me.)

I wish I had more patience.

by me naam is m 2008-03-30, 08:02

wish granted. after 1 year of patience you'll bash jtull extra hard though.

I wish I could host some FREAKING images darnit!

(North Korean donkeys? wtf?)

by killerflood 2008-03-30, 17:03

granted it is porno and you get banned

i wish for supreme ruler 2020 to be out already

by me naam is m 2008-03-31, 15:08

granted. it's system requirement are from 2020 too, and you're PC crashes.

I wish for a PC from 2020

by raffitz 2008-03-31, 21:07

Granted, but the world will end in 2012 according to the Maya people, so, it doesn't exist...

I wish for a PC from 2011!!!

by Philly Homer 2008-03-31, 21:48

(In order to believe in what crap the Mayans have to say, you'll have to believe in all their barbaric rituals and their false gods as well. 2012? Just another year. Don't bet your money on that as being Doomsday.)

It's worse than a Dell PC with Vista on it.

I wish for ten Euro cents.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-01, 03:31

Granted, you give me some too!
I wish for 2 billion Euros. (They're worth more than American Dollars.)

by me naam is m 2008-04-01, 06:48

granted. you stole it form someone, and the police finds out.

I wish that bill gates didn't exist.

by raffitz 2008-04-01, 19:48

Granted... Computers as we know them cease to exist.

I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates

by Philly Homer 2008-04-01, 20:03

You are rich... in spirit. You are a fundamentalist, in other words.

I wish Jtull would listen to plain, basic reason and logic.

by raffitz 2008-04-01, 20:08

(Fundamentalism?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

Not granted! That's impossible! (No offense, hey jtull?)

I wish alka would calm down and release his anger by saying blasphemies against paulwall...

by Darkjedi 2008-04-01, 23:30

Granted, he becomes his stalker.
I wish that I really had Sith powers.

by me naam is m 2008-04-02, 14:20

granted. you're slain by Luke.

I wish alka would direct his anger at shooter games and paulwall instead of jtull.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-02, 22:51

I also direct it against the Church of Scientology. They kill me. The forum drops to a state of instability.

I wish there weren't so many things that I wish that I could take back.

by me naam is m 2008-04-03, 12:04

granted. you only wish to take bake this wish.

I wish for teleportation.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-03, 17:50

You teleport into a black hole. Your molecular structure disintegrates and you turn into energy.

I wish fanatics and fundamentalists would live on the moon, them and their ideas far away from us.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-03, 18:04

Granted, Armageddon comes! (YES!!!!! Yay for me!)
I wish for Armageddon to come tomorrow.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-03, 18:09

Fundamentalist time. All the world's armies gather at Megiddo, Chernobyl happens again, Jesus destroys the world's armies.

I wish all the skills from piano that I had two years ago came back to me.

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