Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Darkjedi 2008-04-03, 18:14

Granted, you go crazy! (LOL, at your last post!)
I wish that HTML was enabled on this forum.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-03, 18:17

So is Javascript and unsigned ActiveX controls. Forum now has viruses.

I wish for a new printer (I still have one that's been broken since half a year ago.)

by Darkjedi 2008-04-03, 18:19

Granted, you have no paper.
I wish that Alkanosis would look at this new thingy Stewie made:https://flashtrek.forumotion.co.uk/viewonline.htm
edit: Oh, and this too (but stewie didn't make this topic. LOL!): https://flashtrek.forumotion.co.uk/broken-mirror-iii-f11/bm3-messed-up-menu-fixed-t330.htm

by me naam is m 2008-04-03, 19:26

granted, he does. he sees your location to the exact meter and sells you out to the government.

I wish that that thingy understood that I don't live in "sint oedenrode" but in "beek en donk"

by Darkjedi 2008-04-04, 11:51

Not granted, we know where you live now.
I wish that I didn't have to do any schooling today.

by Shemuel 2008-04-04, 12:54

Granted. It's beacause you're dead. Twisted Evil

I wish for even yet another donkey

by Philly Homer 2008-04-04, 18:30

You are sentenced to four life terms in jail and an extra 22 years, because the police suspect bestiality. Now stop wishing for donkeys!

I wish for a better desktop wallpaper. Anyone care to provide a site? Besides this?

by me naam is m 2008-04-05, 11:30

LOL. your grandma knows an awesome site. you go nuts wondering how your grandma could even know that PC's exist
(no offense)

I wish to be a dragon.

by Shemuel 2008-04-05, 12:52

Granted. Scientists capture you and disect you alive!

I wish for...a mule

by me naam is m 2008-04-05, 13:01

the almighty wish genie slaps you for not using your fantasy.
wish granted. it kicks you in that very sensitive spot between your legs.

I wish to rule the Borg.

by Shemuel 2008-04-05, 13:14

Granted. They uber-assimilate you as you are their leader.

i wish for my backed horses to win the grand National (it's a famous horse race)

by me naam is m 2008-04-05, 14:40

granted. mainly because every other horse has mysteriously disappeared.

I wish to have a beer.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-05, 17:26

Your Blood Alcohol Concentration is far too high. You are now comatose. (Moral of the story- don't wish for 40,000 beers)

I wish for a cup of tea.

by Shemuel 2008-04-05, 18:51

You die of water poisoning (it's possible)

I wish for 55 yellow ice cream vans

by me naam is m 2008-04-06, 09:43

granted. they come crashing into our hgouse.

I wish to have a wall consisting of beer (24) crates

by Shemuel 2008-04-06, 10:49

Granted!!! Laughing

I wish that I owned an aquarium

by me naam is m 2008-04-06, 11:53

granted. you accidentally feed the fish in it (piranhas) with your hand.

I wish to have a Porsche in my garage.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-06, 12:35

It is all scratched up and the engine has been removed. You don't have the money to fix it, either.

I wish I could read, write in, and speak all the languages of the world fluently

by me naam is m 2008-04-06, 12:43

wish granted. but suddenly aliens invade our planet, and all your knowledge become useless, because all of our languages are abolished, and you can't learn any extra language.

I wish to have a yacht.

by Shemuel 2008-04-06, 19:01

Granted. It's in Singapore and it'll cost you 100000€ to bring back to Rotterdam

I wish for 30 woolen gloves

by Darkjedi 2008-04-06, 20:50

Um, not granted? (Too weird)
I wish for 30 ice cream cones to fall on Shemuel's head.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-06, 21:31

Alas, they fall into his mouth, and end up in the bottomless pit that is his stomach.

I wish I was good at King James English.

by Shemuel 2008-04-07, 07:28

Granted. Not even Shakespeare impersonators can understand ye.

I wish for a lawnmower that cannot hurt me

by Philly Homer 2008-04-11, 17:54

It impales you with a pitchfork.

I wish Benny Hill was still alive. Classic stuff.

by me naam is m 2008-04-13, 08:29

granterd. but you change history now, and you are killed in a car accident by a drunken fan of him.

I wish that JT Kirk was alive now.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-13, 12:59

Unfortunately, he would be American, so now we don't suck anymore. Yes!

I wish for an 8GB Micro SD card.

by me naam is m 2008-04-13, 14:46

granted. you try to put it in your PC, but you only realise AFTER you screwed it up that it doesn't fit.

I wish to know what the hell dondon is doing. scratch

by Philly Homer 2008-04-13, 14:49

Shameless advertising, of course. What else?

I wish Dondon wouldn't shamelessly advertise?

by me naam is m 2008-04-13, 14:57

granted. he's ashamed, but still advertises.

I wish for a beer and a good meal

by Philly Homer 2008-04-13, 23:11

The waiter serves you eight shots of grain alcohol instead of beer.

I wish people would be enlightened and realize that Naruto is not "t3h best anmie evah!@!!!@@@!!" (Spelled anime wrong on purpose. Seriously. I saw people doing that...)

by me naam is m 2008-04-14, 11:47

LOL. naruto now becomes the best (hell yeah, I know it's impossible), but people don't dare to admit it.

I wish to have shockwave programming tools

by Philly Homer 2008-04-14, 18:11

The internet somehow... dies... and therefore you can't share anything that you program.

I wish my R4 (DS thing... don't ask) would come in tomorrow (I ordered it about two weeks ago...)

by me naam is m 2008-04-15, 05:40

it does, but it has bad packaging, and it's damaged

I wish MY FREAKING PC WASN'T AS WACKY!!! Evil or Very Mad

urgh. my pc gets worse and worse every day. Sad

by Philly Homer 2008-04-15, 18:47

Only because you are now using Windows 95. Hah!

I wish my school's Macs were faster (yes, we use Macs. Yes, they're extremely slow.)

by leewatson1 2008-04-16, 10:46

granted butr they give u pc's instead

by me naam is m 2008-04-16, 15:17

the ALMIGHTY wish genie slaps you in the bface for not wishing.

I wish my parent weren't as strict as they are.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-16, 17:07

You move to America, the land of the fat and the home of the stupid. Yes, I just changed the last line of our national anthem.

I wish to know how to sing the German national anthem.

by me naam is m 2008-04-16, 17:26

granted. just as you do with the American though, you change the lines.

I wish that America didn't live up to it's image (as we, the Europeans have) (which is not really a flattering one) (it contains some lines of Alka's American Anthem)

by Philly Homer 2008-04-16, 17:46

We are instead smarter than everyone else... Are you sure you want that?

I wish French people didn't think so badly of us.

by me naam is m 2008-04-16, 17:58

granted. they become americanised. Surprised

I wish I could draw even better than I already do.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-16, 18:05

Sure, but you'll have to upload it here for us to see!

I wish I had the ability to draw well at all. (I can't really draw straight lines...)

by me naam is m 2008-04-16, 18:26

granted. here. a ruler.

I wish I had a scanner to upload my stuff.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-16, 21:28

Meh. Well, I do want to see some of your stuff, so the genie gives you a printer.

I wish my mom wouldn't chastise me for my tastes in music.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-16, 21:36

Granted, my mom stops doing the same to me. LOL! You too?
I wish that someone would log on!!!

by Philly Homer 2008-04-16, 21:52

Well, she saw a song by Maiden which was "The Number of the Beast" and she thought it was Satanic... I probably shouldn't introduce her to Megadeth then, right?