corrupt-a-wish

if any of you go to the BMII forums you would know this one

i wish for something and then you try to corrupt it

lets start with- I wish for pie

dont forget this one

Granted, as long as you give me some.

oops i left out u have to wish for something too

ah well

i wish for world peace

(get tips form BM2 forums)

Granted, as long as you run for Mrs. America (not)
I wish for a sacrifice to the Flash Trek gods.

granted the flash trek gods send borg to assimilate you beacuse of the crappy offering.

i wish for a non-buggy BM3 to come out soon

Granted aslong as you put 3 bugs in it.

I wish for chocolate flavoured banana

Granted, as long as it's a three million years old rotten banana!!!Muahahahaha

I wish my computerwas faster

granted its so fast it rips open the space time continum

i wish for a good job when i get older

granted as long as you do it for free.


I wish for more time.

Granted, as long as you don't stay here for eternity!!!


I wish i wasn't so stupid

granted you are one point above stupid

i wish for me to get a rank above jtull

Granted, as long as Darkwing baned you from the forum!!

I wish i had supernatural powers

granted the ghost hunters come after you

i wish for a better computer

Granted, as long as it has a warp drive and warps away the second you turn it on!!

I wish i had a spaceship

granted its run by zombies

i wish i would get a 360 fer christmas

granted as long as its 180.

I wish for a clokeing device.

Granted, as long as it only works for 2 seconds

I wish i was teleported into the future...

granted as long as you wear a pink bunny suit.

I wish for more Emoticons.

granted, as long as they have a cloaking device that works for more than two seconds, which makes them invisible

I wish Jtull would give up this rpg

Granted. Now only you are playing.

I wish I could actually write decent fanfics.

granted as long as you use a explodeing pen

I wish raffitz would give up this rpg

granted he gives up this rpg but it gets boring with out him

i wish for more ofp mods

granted, as long as it ceases to exist

i wish jimbook had a better avatar

granted as long as you get a better one.

I wish for warp drive.

granted, as long as it just gets you to Warp 0.000000000000000000001

I wish i had a better avatar

granted as long as its pink.

I wish for transporter technoligy.

granted, as long as everything that is transported becomes pink!!! hahaha

I wish the pink colour ceased to exist

granted as long as you absorb all of that couler.

I wish for NCEA to cece to exist.

granted, as long as you cease to exist as well

i wish jtull became pink without me becoming pink as well

granted as long as jtull gets a bleaching agent.

I wish there were more people on this forum.

granted, as long as they all overrank you

i wish i was happier

granted as long as you take antidepresonts.

I wish to be a fleet admairal.

granted, as long as you have 2000 posts

i wish i was fleet admiral without having to have 2000posts

granted as long as you are discharged from sevice in three days.

I wish for 900,000,000,000$

Granted. You steal it from the US government and now the population is extremely angry at you.

I wish for the equivalent of $500 USD in Chinese money.

granted as long as you donate it to charity.


I wish for a job.

Granted, as long as your boss fires you for no reason at all

I wish school ended

Granted. Only 'cause the incarnation of the Spanish Inquisition came and destroyed it.

I wish for another holy war to happen (no nukes, please...)

granted as long as you get capterd and made a slave.

I wish for more space.

Granted, as long as it's in a black hole.

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you don't know how to land.

I wish I had 50GB more memory on my computer, but didn't erase anything on it.

granted, as long as you had 1 KB of RAM!!!

I wish i had two gigabytes of RAM

granted as long as you use windows 3

What about your wish???

O yea I forgot.

I wish for a bigger room.

granted, as long as it occupies half the United States of America

I wish for a bigger bed

grated as long as tis infested with fleas

I wish for a house.

Granted, as long as it's a doll house!

I wish for a better OS for my laptop (I have a tower pc and a laptop)

granted as long as it runs slow

I wish for faster internet acces.