Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Philly Homer 2008-04-17, 18:33

It sucks and Mly randomly destroys your house. Wow.

I wish I could move to wherever I wanted to after college.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-17, 18:54

Granted, you come to Oklahoma. (I stalk you. Razz

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I wish that Alkanosis lived next door to me. LOL!
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by Philly Homer 2008-04-17, 19:04

O_o much? I do, but I render myself invisible to you...

I wish my DS had batteries that ran for 20 hours and required only 10 minutes to charge.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-17, 19:18

Granted, you steal some from the government.
I wish that I had a subspace communicator.

by mokhrahikim 2008-04-18, 14:40

Granted but you have to go to the 23rd century.
I wish I have cash in my pocket.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-18, 15:05

mokhrahikim wrote:Granted but you have to go to the 23rd century.
I wish I have cash in my pocket.

Hey, i'm cool with that. Cool

Granted, it weighs a ton.

by leewatson1 2008-04-18, 15:07

i curse darkjedi for not making a wish

i wish i had loads of cookies

by mokhrahikim 2008-04-18, 15:10

Granted, and here it is! cookie

I wish I have can download Firefox

by leewatson1 2008-04-18, 15:11

granted but it puts a virus on your computer i wish some1 would send me that cookie code so i can put it in my posts

by Philly Homer 2008-04-18, 15:31

Every time you try to use that code, cookies appear in Darkjedi's house in real life. Heh...

I wish for a... cupcake?

by leewatson1 2008-04-18, 15:34

granted but it has a dog turd in it

i wish i had a stormtrooper costume

by Darkjedi 2008-04-18, 16:36

@ guy with problem with firefox
Why can't you download it?
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Granted, you die.
I wish for a semi-truck.
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Fun fact: Did you know that I really have a cookie monster jar? In real life?

by leewatson1 2008-04-18, 16:57

nice
granted
i wish i had some fun facts to say

by Philly Homer 2008-04-18, 17:03

Fun facts? Be specific. The omnipotent wish genie slaps you for being vague.

I wish to open up a business in Germany.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-18, 17:27

Granted, you become a hacker Nazi! (AHHH!)
I wish I knew everything about SQL injection.
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Another fun fact: I'm half Finnish, but people say I look German. LOL!!!

by Philly Homer 2008-04-18, 17:32

The whole thing shuts down about two years from now, so you have a bunch of useless knowledge two years from now. Oh well, Jeopardy anyone?

I wish I knew what AV's motives are.

by leewatson1 2008-04-18, 17:36

you find out but you die 10 mins later
i wish i could defeat dark jedi in a light saber dual

by Philly Homer 2008-04-18, 17:39

Okay, but can you beat him in... DDR?

I wish I was fluent in l33t speak.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-18, 17:58

Granted, see I told you hacking was good for you! It's just a big, challenging, logic puzzle, just waiting to be completed.
I wish that netcat would install properly on my computer, without Norton detecting it as a hacking tool. (It doesn't like hacking tools, it blocks them.)

by Philly Homer 2008-04-19, 00:54

You'd have to uninstall Norton, leaving your computer defenseless untill Netcat is installed...

I wish I had two electrical outlets next to each other in my room.

by mokhrahikim 2008-04-19, 04:58

Granted, but the other one blows up.
I wish I could be a Jedi.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-19, 05:32

The Jedi are insignificant to the power of the Dark Side...

I wish that I am competent at drawing.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-19, 16:47

Granted, you join me!!!!!
I wish I had Linux.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-19, 17:11

Unfortunately, you have what appears to be Jerome Star's old computer which freezes and causes you to lost your work in MS:Word if you don't save every two words you type.

I wish I could go for long periods of time without sleeping, and not feeling any negative side-effects.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-19, 17:34

Not granted. I can't even do that! Last year, I stayed up for 3 days straight. (You probably already know what I was doing.)
Well, I thought I was gonna die! LOL!
I wish that my parents would let me buy my own computer.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-20, 01:08

Granted, but there is one caveat... If you should do so, your parents will install... Windows Vista on it. I can already imagine screams of "Bloody murder!" right now as I type this message.

I wish I knew why I am being so morbid right now?

by Darkjedi 2008-04-20, 03:44

Not granted. Explain in full detail in a PM.
I wish that Norton Anti-virus wouldn't block netcat.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-20, 10:02

Only because now it doesn't block hacking tools. You begin hacking again.

I wish my mood wasn't so wishy-washy.

by leewatson1 2008-04-20, 12:45

you dont get wishy washy moods but your always happy

i wish i had a drink

by Philly Homer 2008-04-20, 13:16

You're underage! You're not allowed to drink! Well, if it's not alcoholic, then it's spiked with polonium-210. Alexander Litivevnenko anyone?

I wish for a better keyboard 'cause the keys are beginning to stick.

by me naam is m 2008-04-20, 15:37

use less glue.

I wish I wasn't hungry

by Philly Homer 2008-04-20, 15:40

You are spiritually full, but you still crave food. Yeah, little loopholes...

I wish I knew how to put videos on my DS...

by Darkjedi 2008-04-20, 20:26

Granted. I will work on that. (For real. I'll look up some stuff.)
I wish that I had a time machine, so that I could go back to 1996, when my Dad died.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-23, 21:07

Wow, granted. How are you dealing with it?

I wish the ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion and The End Of Evangelion wasn't so bad...

by Darkjedi 2008-04-23, 21:31

Ok, I have a solution. To play videos on your DS/DS Lite you'll need a flash cart e.g. Supercard or M3. (You have to pay money to get one. Sad

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Granted.
I wish that Alkanosis would look at the topic dedicated to him, in the Independent Productions section!!!

by me naam is m 2008-04-24, 17:25

granted. he does, but he doesn't care **** about it. Laughing

that's true.

I wish to be have a beer, a wacky PC with windows VISTA (urgh) on it, a hammer, a flametrower flame thrower

, a machinegun gunner

, and a place to do it.

(YES, I'm truly evil today)

by Philly Homer 2008-04-25, 20:51

Darkjedi wrote:Ok, I have a solution. To play videos on your DS/DS Lite you'll need a flash cart e.g. Supercard or M3. (You have to pay money to get one.

I already have a flash card. R4, to be specific, which is probably the best one out there right now. I need to know two things, though.

1. What video format do I need in order for it to work? DS is quite picky on this, from what I've heard.
2. What program do I need to convert videos into that format?

Anyways....... Granted, you wish to be have those stuff (just copying what you wrote in your post...)

I wish I was better at the piano.

by Trekkieenterprise 2008-04-29, 00:26

Granted. you break it.

I wish my favorite TV show (Code Lyoko) was real

by leewatson1 2008-04-29, 14:26

granted but your tv blows up

i wish i had all the startrek tng ds9 an voy dvds

by Darkjedi 2008-04-29, 16:19

Granted, you come over my house and have a Flash Trek party!!!! cheers

by leewatson1 2008-04-29, 17:00

whats wrong with going to your house (even though youll try and darken me up)
curse u for not making a wish
i wish for a stormtrooper cloning facility

by Darkjedi 2008-04-29, 17:05

Granted, you sell it to me!!!!
I wish for a fleet of star destroyers.

by me naam is m 2008-04-29, 17:43

granted. I got a complete fleet of death stars though. Twisted Evil

I wish to have a laptop, a state-of-the-art PC and lenient parents.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-29, 22:58

The government becomes totalitarian and demands the destruction of all computers and computer software within the country.

I wish politicians actually did what they say they would.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-30, 11:21

Granted, God takes over society. (YEA)
I wish that Armageddon was tomorrow.

by leewatson1 2008-04-30, 14:30

granted but it deosnt affect you

i wish i had country

by Philly Homer 2008-04-30, 17:55

Okay, you have "country" music playing in your head 24/7. I pity you... wait, no I don't.

I wish Matt Carpinsky ruled the world.

by leewatson1 2008-04-30, 17:56

granted but he orders your exicution

i wish i had a space station(ds9)

by Darkjedi 2008-04-30, 17:58

DANG IT! You posted before me!!!!! ARGUE!!!!!1
Not granted. God would be a much better ruler.
I wish for a laptop.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-30, 17:58

It's on a hut on an asteroid on a collision course towards Earth. It's not supposed to be a space station, but it is labelled as one. Good luck getting off the rock without a suit.

I wish I had more imagination.

(You posted before me, DJ! I had to fix it quickly!)

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