Corrupt a Wish V.4

Same rules as before.



I wish for a banana.

Granted. DO YOU WANT A BANANA? NOOO!!!

I wish for a 9 millimeter hot dog, 40 feet long.

granted, you turn around and it kills gene roddenberry
I wish for a chicken wing

Granted. You put it on your arm and start flapping, trip, and break your neck.

I wish for a fast PC

granted, you get a MAC!!! (you're screwed! well if you own a lot of PC games, then boo hoo yay lol)

i wish for galaxy v3 to be active again.

Granted. Everyone ubers and DW bans the Galaxy RPs permanently.

yay, then we revert to Starship battles

I wish for Alka to realize that her name sounds like Alkaline (Batteries)

You fail because Alka is a he not a her.

I wish to get a song out of my head.

(XD sorry. My mistake. I think it was midnight when I wrote that...)
Granted! We use surgery with no anesthetic to get it out...

I wish to be able to somehow master Plug-ins.

Granted, you are now the corrupt CEO of "Plug-it in Plug-it in" enterprises.

I wish I knew what draws me to this place.

Granted. The space time contiy blows up of some crap... Back to the Future. HEHE!

I wish to be able to be on the computer for eternity or more.

granted, but you die of dehydration

I wish i had 500 euros

Granted, but Pesos become the global currency and you lose all of it!!!

I wish for 200000 Pesos

granted, but the dollar takes over and the pesos are worthless

i wish for a psp cfw 5.50mm3

Not granted because I say so.

I wish for a DSI HWN 6.5mm7

granted but it blows up and destroys earth.

i wish to own mars

Granted, but the Martians rebel and kill you.

I wish to have supah drawing skillzzzz.

granted, but then your drawings come to life and kill you

i wish for a lot of useless items

Granted, but they are useless. And ugly.

I wish for a bunch of useful items.

granted but they were made by crap companies and the break as soon as you get them.

i wish for virtual reality

Granted but you forget to drink and die. X(

I wish for a virtual reality that keeps me alive.

Granted. "Dude you should really try this game!! It's called hell!!"

I wish for knowledge on what to wish for!

Granted. Your eyes melt, your brain explodes, your tongue shrivels and your corpse vaporizes as you look upon the knowledge of God and understand the Unifying Theory of the Universe.

I wish to die.

Granted. Sucker.

I wish to have more ideas for this RP.

Not granted. Your layman's imagination skills are insufficient for the procreation of frivolous and wonderful ideas.

I wish that there was a Standard Unifying Theory.

Granted. SUT. Shut Up Tumor!!!

I wish for Alka to stop eating all the caek.

FlashFreak22 wrote:I wish to be able to be on the computer for eternity or more.

Thingy wrote:granted, but you die of dehydration

That.. Actually happened.. Some Guy got way to addicted to WoW.

Granted. You eat all the caek and die.

I wish for school to end.

Granted, but school ends so much the world ends too! BOOOOOOMMMM!

I wish for cake that's not a lie.

granted, it is poisoned

I wish for a cake that IS a lie

Granted. It's not a lie!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

I wish for people not to flame me because that was pointless spam.

granted, they flame because they want to.

I wish that I knew which prophecies were actually created before the event.

Not granted. There were none.

I wish for all our lives not to end at 2012, like they did at 1000. And 1234. And 1533. And 1844. And 1910. And 1914. And 1982. And 1997. And 2000.

XD. From an edition of "Wired" magazine.

granted but you still die

i wish for the ultimate anime

Granted, but it's animations are soooo good they become real and eat you. NOMNOMNOM

I wish for me to stop wishing these types of wishes. See what I mean?

not granted, you gotta keep doing these wishes

i wish to not die

Not granted.

I wish to not have to practice piano.

granted, but the piano comes to life and destroys earth

i wish for no politicians like george bush

Granted, but trillions of aliens come in. They were afraid of Cheney...

I wish for world peace, dude.

Granted. Nothing interesting ever happens again.

I wish for a million bucks. WAIT! Make that 2 million bucks!

Granted. It's all shredded.

I wish for..... Pi

Granted. IT'S A LIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for Py!

not granted,

i wish for pie
(i know whats comin next...)

You dont get it. What are you going to do? Hit me? Huh? are you going hit me? TELL ME, ARE YOU GOING TO FRIGGIN HIT ME, YOU PIE LOVING FREAK? WILL YOU? HUH? YEAH! I THOUGHT SO! Oh well... here, have it... *Hands you a pie*


I wish i owned a missile silo with a nuclear tipped ICBM

Granted! It goes BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!

I wish for a BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

not granted.(Im seriously getting sick o' booms)

i wish for no booms

Granted.... BOOO- *Deoran shoots FF22*

I wish for an xBox 360˚

granted but then it somehow becomes xbox 180˚

i wish for a sig sauer