Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Philly Homer 2008-05-28, 18:20

Shemuel is given a cow for not wishing.

I wish Shemuel would wish for something meaningful.

by Shemuel 2008-05-28, 18:27

(?!?)

Granted.

I wish I was a timelord.

by Philly Homer 2008-05-28, 19:42

Lord of time, yes. But of who's time? Only your own. Hope you have good time management skills.

I wish for a kitty.

by Darkjedi 2008-05-29, 02:03

Granted, it becomes my friend.

I wish that we had more active members here.

by me naam is m 2008-05-29, 06:46

granted. jtull, dondon and all vexxiang.com members come over and spam this forum to hell Twisted Evil

I wish I knew why jtull hasn't been posting for a long time. Sad

by Shemuel 2008-05-29, 12:02

Granted. but it frightens you.

I wish Alka had a massive ginger afro! geek

by me naam is m 2008-05-29, 16:38

granted. you get an afro too. a pink one. Twisted Evil

I wish for a beer. I got a dry throat. Wink

by Philly Homer 2008-05-29, 18:16

You receive twelve boxes of beer. You drink all of it. You die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish my Firefox spell check doesn't count British spellings as being incorrect.

by me naam is m 2008-05-30, 11:09

granted. try downloading Firefox UK version. Laughing

I wish I already had FF3!!!

by Shemuel 2008-05-30, 12:39

Grated. But you get arrested for having it.

I wish that I do well in my exams.

by me naam is m 2008-05-30, 12:44

granted. you study hard, and lose the rest of the personal life that you had (if any. Twisted Evil

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I wish to have a bigger harddisk.

by Shemuel 2008-05-30, 12:52

Granted. it's so big it takes up the whole of the room.

I wish I was omnipotent.

by me naam is m 2008-05-30, 12:55

granted. you CAN do everything - badly, that is. Twisted Evil

I wish you a merry Christmas!

by Shemuel 2008-05-30, 12:58

It isn't christmas and the men in white suits carry you away to a mental hospital!

I wish that it was snowing.

by me naam is m 2008-05-30, 13:06

granted. it also become christmas!!! cheers

I wish for weasel stomping day!

by Shemuel 2008-05-30, 13:10

Er....granted.

I wish for a year's supply of flapjacks...not on top of me!

by me naam is m 2008-05-30, 13:17

granted. a wall of it is constructed all around your house, with now way out.

I wish for a twix

by Shemuel 2008-05-30, 13:20

Granted but it's in the hand of a 7-foot WWE wrestler.

I wish it was summer already.

by me naam is m 2008-05-30, 13:24

granted. it already is. somehow it's 20 degrees celcius around here, with complete cloud cover, and occasionally some rain and thunder. and i DO NOT live in the tropics. Sad

I wish to know your weather.

by Shemuel 2008-05-30, 13:38

Granted.It's sunshine with clouds and warm....in Tahiti! Enjoy Dutchland, Dutchboy!

JK

I wish I could ride a bike

by me naam is m 2008-05-30, 13:44

granted... but a truck overruns you, since in the UK bikers are considered second-class citizens. or none at all. Very Happy

I wish for water

by Shemuel 2008-05-30, 13:56

(tsk. that's an easy one)
Granted. You drown.

I wish for Saladin to live in east Grimstead.

by leewatson1 2008-05-30, 15:14

ok but he gets really annoying

i wish i could be famous

by Philly Homer 2008-05-30, 17:45

You are famous as a child molester. *tsk tsk*

I wish people weren't selfish but weren't generous either.

by Shemuel 2008-05-30, 17:59

Granted, they don't exist at all

I wish The chair I am sitting on was made of gold.

by Philly Homer 2008-05-30, 18:41

It is burnt down.

I wish to be as good at drumming as Lars Ulrich.

by Shemuel 2008-05-30, 18:54

Granted, but you have no arms

I wish for a camel

by Philly Homer 2008-05-30, 20:19

Camel... cigarettes. Oh wait, you're too young to smoke!

I wish for a Game Boy.

by Darkjedi 2008-05-31, 04:06

Granted, you can have mine. FOR YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!! Twisted Evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXhZXtMxu4

HA HA HA!!!!

I wish that I had a barbecue pit in my backyard. (For cooking, and burning ~~people~~ stuff.)

by me naam is m 2008-05-31, 06:28

granted. but your neighbor sees you burning a baby in it, and tips off the police. you get death sentence for barbecuing a baby.

(WTF? I thought that was legal?...) Twisted Evil

I wish for a baby

by Shemuel 2008-05-31, 07:14

Granted. You get your MOTHER pregnant Twisted Evil

I wish for green grass

by me naam is m 2008-05-31, 07:32

granted. it's under a meter of water.

I wish for a really luxurious leather roll-chair for behind my desk.

by Darkjedi 2008-05-31, 09:34

Not granted, you can't have mine!!! LOL!

I wish that backup disks didn't take such a long time to make. (I decided to create backup disks, so I could restore my system in case of Sudden Computer Death. A.K.A "SCD". Now i'm ready to install Linux Utunbu!!! Now I can become eviler!!! cheers

)

by leewatson1 2008-05-31, 10:22

granted but they get burnt

i wish i had a new motherboard

by Philly Homer 2008-05-31, 13:00

You buy one, but then you realize it's ten years old.

I wish our teacher isn't making us take a review quiz (it's on concepts in Alg. I, Geometry, and Alg. II)

by Darkjedi 2008-06-01, 01:19

Granted, we all collaborate on the test. (Group test. LOL.)

I wish that I had a spare PC to play with.

by me naam is m 2008-06-01, 10:29

granted. you get mine while I get myself a new one. (yes, you may cry now. Twisted Evil

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I wish for more ram and CPU

by Philly Homer 2008-06-01, 14:10

You splice ten computers together, which takes up far too miuch space.

Thread closed. Someone else go create a new one.

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