Corrupt a Wish V.3

by Shemuel 2008-06-01, 14:47

I wish I could fly.

by leewatson1 2008-06-01, 15:53

granted but you get tired and fall out of the skie

i wish i had a spicy curry with poppadums

by Shemuel 2008-06-01, 18:54

Granted, but it makes you fart so bad the whole of Newcastle runs away

I wish that BM3 was finished miraculously.

by Xel'Haddas 2008-06-01, 20:37

Granted, but such fast completion would cause so many bugs to appear that your screen would explode with insects.

I wish I had control of the SuperColony Delta Varius Five

by Philly Homer 2008-06-01, 21:46

There's OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! problems with it.

I wish I wasn't anime-obsessed.

by me naam is m 2008-06-02, 11:49

granted. you get hentai obsessed. Shocked

I wish you wouldn't correct me.

by Shemuel 2008-06-02, 12:27

Granted. But your parents employ an evil governess to do it instead.

I wish donkeys could fly

by Philly Homer 2008-06-02, 17:50

me naam is m wrote:hentai obsessed

Evil. Besides, hentai is anime... though most of us like to consider it as not being such. >_>

Granted. They flock to your house.

I wish I know why Shemuel is donkey-obsessed?

by Shemuel 2008-06-02, 17:54

Granted, but it scars you for life

I wish for a pimp stick

by Darkjedi 2008-06-02, 18:55

Granted, it's not mine! Razz

I wish that everyone here would download VLC, and use it to watch movies; like me!!!! (It's awesome, I watched The Matrix today.)

by Shemuel 2008-06-02, 18:57

Granted, they would-except nobody knows what it is so they scorn it in indignance.

I wish I owned a castle

by Philly Homer 2008-06-02, 19:10

(Umm... I use VLC... It's a good media player)

Sure, but the government orders foreclosure on it because you can't pay the rent.

I wish I had a real-estate empire.

by Darkjedi 2008-06-02, 19:11

Granted, I fry it with my "Laser"
Corrupt a Wish V.3 Dr_evil_laser

I wish that all of the people of earth would support my quest for world domination.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-02, 19:12

We still have Scientologists >_>

I wish that the Church of Scientology along with its members are destroyed in a storm of fire and brimstone.

by Darkjedi 2008-06-02, 19:14

Granted, I fry them with my "Laser"

Corrupt a Wish V.3 Dr_evil_laser

(No wishes, Alkanosis took mine.)

by me naam is m 2008-06-04, 10:57

the newly evil Twisted Evil

(yes, I do corrupt people's minds)wish genie kcicks you in some very sensitive parts of your body for not wishing.

I already use VLC. Smile

I wish I wasn't ill.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-04, 12:23

Granted. You are sick instead. (Same thing, but still...)

I wish I could think of better corruptions (I swear, if you turn this into a double-entendre, I will...)

by Shemuel 2008-06-04, 17:33

(your wish is my command)

You decide to do one better that Josef Fritzl and incarcerate a whole village in your cellar

I wish fo my exams to pass smoothly

by Philly Homer 2008-06-04, 18:32

Fo your exams to pass smoothly? The wish genie cannot accept wishes that have errors in them.

I wish people would go play the Dark Horse RPG.

by Shemuel 2008-06-04, 19:18

I'm sorry. That's incorrect grammar. You should have said "I wish people would go and play the Dark Horse RPG"
Wish not granted

I wish for a new pen

by Philly Homer 2008-06-04, 19:20

It explodes in your pocket.

I wish people would go and play the Dark Horse RPG.

by me naam is m 2008-06-05, 11:00

granted. it's not me though. I'm too freaking stressed out.

I wish I could play guitare awesomely.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-05, 14:23

The wish genie politely ignores the spelling error. Granted. You are now as good as Kirk Hammett, but you now have a bunch of fanboys. Scary.

I wish I was as good at bass guitar as Geddy Lee, good at drums as Neil Peart, and good at the electric guitar as Eddie Van Halen.

by Shemuel 2008-06-05, 14:43

Granted, but you commit suicide as good as Kurt cobain Twisted Evil

I wish I had been born with a silver spoon in my mouth

by Philly Homer 2008-06-05, 14:48

You were also born as a vampire and you swallowed the silver spoon.

I wish for a Mauser C96.

by Shemuel 2008-06-05, 14:55

Granted. it goes of in your pocket. Ouch.

I wish I owned Manhattan

by Philly Homer 2008-06-05, 15:48

You own a Man's Hatt ANd a car.

I wish I would fall asleep.

by Shemuel 2008-06-05, 16:05

Granted. You fall asleep while peeing in an urinal

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-07, 17:24

I wish Shemuel had a life! Laughing

by Shemuel 2008-06-07, 17:34

Granted. I already do.

I wish I knew why Manganew Trek came to this forum, especially as his name is basically Alkanosis' life.

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-07, 17:58

Granted, but you must erase yourself from existance before I can tell you.

I wish I commanded Starfleet.

by Shemuel 2008-06-07, 18:23

Granted, but you are assasinated by the Klingons

by Philly Homer 2008-06-07, 21:29

You're going to be thrown into a Klingon dog pit if you don't wish, Shemuel.

I wish Shemuel would be thrown into a Klingon dog pit, and it has no bearing on me whatsoever.

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-07, 21:40

Granted, but the dogs die before they can maul him to death.

I wish I could live forever and rule Starfleet.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-07, 22:06

You are assassinated. You may live forever naturally, but does that mean you cannot be killed?

I wish for a bottle of water.

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-07, 22:14

Fine, but watch out for the poisonous explosive nanobots I put in it.

Alka explodes.

by Shemuel 2008-06-08, 08:06

The wish genie uses a rake to kill Manganewtrek for not wishing

I wish I could play cricket very well

by Philly Homer 2008-06-08, 10:09

Only in exchange for your rugby skills.

I wish that I know where my life is going.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-08, 11:14

granted, but you find out you die in 1 minute.

i wish i could live in star trek and be invulnerable.

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-08, 11:15

Granted, but you die from natural causes. (invulnerability is the ability to not get hurt by weapons, not disease.)

I wish I could build a Constitution Class.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-08, 11:19

You create a university course on the US Constitution.

I wish people liked A7X (Avenged Sevenfold).

by Earthdeath 2008-06-08, 11:27

granted but know one knows what it is.

i wish i could build the actual starship dreadnaught and command it.

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-08, 11:36

Granted, but it is destroyed on its maiden voyage.

I wish I could assimilate the Borg.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-08, 12:23

Earthdeath wrote:granted but know one knows what it is.

Umm... That makes no sense. How can you like something if you don't know what that something is? -Sigh- Try to make better corruptions next time.

Not granted. To assimilate the Borg, you must first be Borg. But then that means you're assimilated by the Borg, therefore cannot assimilate the Borg.

I wish that people like Avenged Sevenfold.

by Shemuel 2008-06-08, 16:36

Granted, but all their music is banned and they are executed. Twisted Evil

That's how you put Alka's hopes down.

I wish Boris Johnson became Prime Minister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4Z_KHlnGQ

by Earthdeath 2008-06-08, 17:29

granted, but he exiles you onto a small island.

i wish i could have 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 pounds that couldn't be destroyed, stolen or given to charity.

by Shemuel 2008-06-08, 17:40

Granted, but you're sent to prison for life for corruption

I wish I was immortal (and invunerable)

by Earthdeath 2008-06-08, 18:01

granted, but you have to live chained to a wall and watch high school musical for the rest of eternity

I wish i was god

by Shemuel 2008-06-08, 18:05

NOT GRANTED

I wish Earthdeath had never wished that.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-08, 18:07

granted, but you wished it instead and became a slug named god with some salt falling on you.

i wish i was alive.

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