Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Shemuel 2008-03-24, 16:44

Granted, but it downloads the whole internet and destroys your computer

I wish for some of MNIM's beer!

by Philly Homer 2008-03-24, 18:03

Alkanosis wrote:Your parents force you to become a Nazarite (sp?) and therefore are not allowed to drink alcohol.

I wish I wasn't so antisocial.

by me naam is m 2008-03-24, 18:42

wish granted. you finnaly share some beer with shemuel and me.

I wish that alka would give me some beer!

by Philly Homer 2008-03-24, 19:25

I do, but only to get rid of you. No offense, but do all you Europeans have this alcohol frenzy?

I wish Shemuel/MNIM would give me the answer.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-25, 04:50

LOL! He loves his beer! LOL.
Granted, Shemuel joins AA. LOL.
I wish for Alkanosis to have inner peace.

by me naam is m 2008-03-25, 08:27

granted. he is not at war with himself anymore. he is with you though.

I wish that alka would understand that I like some beer sometimes at a relaxed evening like yesterday.

by Shemuel 2008-03-25, 08:31

Granted. he understands fully.

I wish that my yearly holiday wasn't just two days in Paris.

by me naam is m 2008-03-25, 08:43

granted. it's 2 months. you pay though.

I wish for more inspiration.

by Shemuel 2008-03-25, 08:49

Granted. You become a rabid mercenary and get executed by a gang in Colombia

I wish that numbers(1,2,3...) didn't exist

by Philly Homer 2008-03-25, 12:05

Math doesn't exist, therefore the Bible doesn't exist, therefore Christianity does not exist, therefore Nietzsche's statement of "God is dead" has been realized.

I wish I didn't have constant allergies (I have them even when I take that stupid medicine!)

by Shemuel 2008-03-25, 14:49

Granted. You have no liver instead

I wish that manatees lived on the moon

by me naam is m 2008-03-25, 14:56

granted. they do. they regularly invade earth though.

I wish for a warp-drive.

by Shemuel 2008-03-25, 15:00

Granted. But it's in Bajora

I wish that I had my own pet baboon monkey

by Philly Homer 2008-03-25, 15:50

It doesn't like you.

I wish it wasn't cold.

by me naam is m 2008-03-25, 15:58

it's 150 Fahrenheit. it still keeps snowing though. (wtf?)

I wish it would snow more than 5 inches.

by Shemuel 2008-03-25, 15:59

Granted. You die in an avalanche

I wish i had more things to wish for

by me naam is m 2008-03-25, 16:05

jou do. they are corrupted though. Laughing

I wish for... my favorite game to resurrect.

by Shemuel 2008-03-25, 16:39

Granted. The zombie game bites you, causing all of the netherlands to be infected

I wish for an aquarium.

by me naam is m 2008-03-25, 16:41

granted. it's full of piranhas.

I wish for a... banana.

by Shemuel 2008-03-25, 17:27

Granted. The man's banana is already in your mouth

I wish I hadn't said that

by me naam is m 2008-03-25, 17:51

granted. you still wrote it though.

I wish you take that back. Mad

by Darkjedi 2008-03-25, 22:26

Granted, I stab you with my light sabers!
I wish that I was black. (Not really. LOL)

by Philly Homer 2008-03-25, 23:08

You are walking along the road when suddenly a KKK rally marches by. They laugh at you then kill you. Then they laugh at you some more.

I wish Rammstein would tour in West Chester, PA.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-25, 23:21

Granted, you tell me who he is.
I wish that I knew who you were talking about.

by me naam is m 2008-03-26, 11:19

it's a German metal/hardrock band. you don't like it though.

I wish to have power over an army of Twisted Evil

by Philly Homer 2008-03-26, 13:00

You control devils and demons, but that's 'cause you're Teh Antichrist.

I wish no one would chastise me for spelling "the" incorrectly, on purpose.

by Shemuel 2008-03-26, 13:01

Not granted. "Nooooo, you've got JTullitis!"

I wish for a bar of gold

by Philly Homer 2008-03-26, 13:06

It's covered with a nice, even coat of liquid mercury.

I wish I didn't have to go get a haircut (it's not that's long either...)

by me naam is m 2008-03-26, 13:32

granted. it grows till over your behind.

I wish to chastise for saying "teh" kill teh guy! Very Happy

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 00:39

The genie is confused at trying to comprehend that wish and gives up. He bish-slaps you for giving him something so incomprehensible.

I wish Jtull would use perfect spelling and grammar.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-27, 02:23

Granted, he gives himself to the dark side.
I wish that some of these wishes came true. (Like Alkanosis's)

by me naam is m 2008-03-27, 08:59

wish granted. they are corrupted though.

I wish... I had time to ready 3 books before I have a test about them.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-27, 14:48

Granted, you get diarrhea and can't go to school.
I wish that I had Linux.

by me naam is m 2008-03-27, 14:54

granted. it's a version that somebody has screwed up.

I wish for dondon to be not such an ****.

by Shemuel 2008-03-27, 14:55

granted. he's a d**k instead

I wish for a zoo

by me naam is m 2008-03-27, 14:58

granted. but the bars in the lions' cage are missing. you run in fear!

I wish for a wish.

by Shemuel 2008-03-27, 15:07

The wish-genie breaks a Statue over your head for being obtuse.

I wish that the sea was orange

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 15:45

Then the sky is green and space would be rainbow-coloured.

I wish for every nation to declare war on France.

by Shemuel 2008-03-27, 15:50

Granted. France then defeats all the countries of the world and takes over the US

I wish that it was impossible to say a random coment

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 15:59

The insanity in this forum is gone, and where's the fun in that?

I wish I was more knowledgeable about European history.

by me naam is m 2008-03-27, 16:20

granted. you become a walking encyclopedia, and everybody thinks you're a geek.

I wish for the netherlands to be a world superpower.

by Shemuel 2008-03-27, 16:40

Granted, but it can only do it by renaming itself Holland.

I wish for a shovel

by Darkjedi 2008-03-27, 16:42

Granted, you have to dig ditches with it.
I wish that the sky was green.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 16:44

The world is now full of liberals, because the sky isn't green (makes no sense. Oh well.)

I wish France wasn't so socialist.

by Shemuel 2008-03-27, 16:45

Granted. it is a nazi dictatorship.

I wish for a bigger fish

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 16:47

You are stuck in its belly for three days (Jonah...)

I wish that my internet connection is faster than it already is.

by me naam is m 2008-03-27, 16:48

Shemuel wrote:Granted, but it can only do it by renaming itself Holland.l

GRRR...

AARGH! everytime I want to post my new message, someone posts before me!!! GRR.
GRR. AGAIN!!!

the wish genie slaps you for not letting me play.

wish granted. it's so fast that your computer gets to hot and ignites.

I wish for more music on my PC!!!

by Philly Homer 2008-03-27, 16:49

You have bad stuff like... hip hop. Heh...

I wish for more metal music.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-27, 16:50

DANG IT! You posted before me! Oh well.
Granted, you become a forum addict. (Wait, err.... Did that already happen?)
I wish that I had my own computer, instead of having to use my parents. Basketball

by Shemuel 2008-03-27, 16:51

Granted. it's an amstrad

I wish for a fish the size of a planet

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