Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Shemuel 2008-03-03, 18:02

Granted. your fingers have now worn down to a stump.

I wish tadpoles were man-eating.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-03, 18:05

They're about 2 feet away from you and feel quite hungry at the moment.

I wish Israelites and Palestinians to just get along.

by Shemuel 2008-03-03, 18:07

Granted. they both declare war on the U.S. instead.

I wish I could watch Cloverfield now.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-03, 18:08

You find out the monster is... a crab person!

I wish people would stop making crap movies like Meet the Spartans...

by Shemuel 2008-03-03, 18:26

Meet the Spartans!!!

Granted. They're even worse.

I wish Ying and yang were the same thing.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-03, 18:28

They don't exist anyways, so who cares?

I wish I could walk on water.

by Shemuel 2008-03-03, 18:36

Granted, but you can't walk on earth.

I wish that papua new guinea were the best rugby team in the world( midget tribespeople)

by Darkjedi 2008-03-03, 18:47

Granted, you learn to speak pigeon, and you live with the natives.
I wish that it wasn't snowing right now.
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Man, just yesterday we had heavy rain, hail, and tornadoes, then today, we get 2 inches of snow! Well, that's Oklahoma weather for ya! It changes so quickly!

by me naam is m 2008-03-04, 14:43

no. it snows in the sahara instead, so the world gets out of balance, and turns over, changing the climate so... that it snow again at your place. Very Happy

I wish it snowed HERE!

by Shemuel 2008-03-04, 16:33

Granted. you die in an avalanche.

i wish that Dr. Who actually existed.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-04, 16:55

...Hot rod time machines...

I wish I had one.

by Shemuel 2008-03-04, 17:15

Granted. It transports you into a volcano.

I wish I could think of better things to wish for.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-04, 21:53

It's not just you, even I have some trouble thinking of creative things to wish for. Anyways, the genie gets mad and decides to strip away your wishing privileges.

I wish we could change our rank titles.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-05, 04:26

Granted, we have "Moderator" attached to the beginning of the rank.
I wish that it was spring.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-05, 17:49

Global warming, being the unpredictable *** that it is, causes it to snow in Spring.

I wish I could actually keep time while playing any instrument.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-05, 18:49

Granted, you play this song: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/34354
I wish for Alkanosis to click on the link.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-05, 23:09

(Oh nice... but it will be a long time before I can play any kind of metal on drums...)

I did.

I wish my hand wasn't stinging (if you must know, I tripped over branch or something and fell on the asphalt. I made a few cuts on my hand.)

by me naam is m 2008-03-06, 06:51

now your foot begins to hurt. DARN branch.

I wish I could skip school today.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-06, 12:36

Granted, you get pregnant. LOL!
I wish that I wouldn't have to go to school today.

by me naam is m 2008-03-06, 13:29

Darkjedi wrote:Granted, you get pregnant. LOL!
I wish that I wouldn't have to go to school today.

I'm a dude?

granted. your MUM gets pregnant.

I wish my PC was malware free

by Darkjedi 2008-03-06, 14:55

LOL, I was just kidding!
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Granted, I give you more!
I wish that I had a mainframe.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-06, 19:00

The all-powerful wish-corrupting genie takes it literally and gives you a gigantic picture frame that doesn't even fit in your house.

I wish I could play that dang piano piece...

by Shemuel 2008-03-06, 19:13

Granted, but you can't play anything else.

I wish i could speak the five most spoken languages in the world fluently.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-06, 21:02

They are English, Spanish, German, Chinese, and Arabic (I think.) However, a majority of the world converts to Judaism and people are now only allowed to speak Hebrew or Yiddish now.

I wish for a laser pointer?

by Jtull 2008-03-06, 23:12

granted but you go blind.

I wish to be better at maths

by Philly Homer 2008-03-07, 00:34

Now your spelling/grammar is even worse to compensate.

I wish I was more motivated to do my work.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-07, 02:42

Granted, you become a programmer.
I wish that I wasn't tired.

by Shemuel 2008-03-07, 14:16

granted, but your brain wears out in three days.

I wish i had an army of voracious Duck-Billed Platypi.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-07, 17:33

Granted, they eat you.
I wish for 20 (:

by Shemuel 2008-03-07, 17:54

How can i deny you? you can type as many of them as you want.

I wish that JFK wasn't assasinated.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-07, 17:56

Granted, he is abducted by aliens.
I wish that it wasn't already 2:55 A.M.

by Shemuel 2008-03-07, 17:57

WHAAA!! You're typing in the middle of the night?

Granted. it' s only 1 am instead.

I wish Spock was president of the US

by Darkjedi 2008-03-07, 17:59

Oh, dang it! I put A.M. instead of P.M! LOL! I'm so used to typing A.M! Omg! Big joke!
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Granted, all of the little kids tear apart the U.S.
I wish that Jtull was online. (NOT)

by Shemuel 2008-03-07, 18:01

granted, he's online and hacking into your computer fo some strange reason.

I wish that the UN wasn't sponsored by companies, eg UNESCO is sponsored by Loreal.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-07, 18:13

Response: Yeah, well I counter attack! PING OF DEATH!!!
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Granted, the UN falls, like the Soviet Union.
I wish that we can have parties like this more often. (Everyone's online!)

by Shemuel 2008-03-07, 18:15

~~Granted, but~~
Granted!!!

I wish that Dr. Shipman was never born.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-07, 18:18

Who is that? I know a guy with the same last name, by chance, but he's not a Doctor. LOL, he's only 16.

by Shemuel 2008-03-07, 18:19

He was a horrible man who killed old people under his care. He got away with murdering about 20 people I think. So not the person you know. He commited suicide before the police got him.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-07, 18:44

Gosh, that's horrible! Well, we'll let Jehovah God judge him.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-07, 18:46

The Almighty hath unleashed His divine wrath upon him.

I wish for a car antenna (I have no clue how they spell this word, really...)

by Darkjedi 2008-03-07, 22:14

I don't know how to spell it either. lol!

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Granted, your car gets struck by lightning.
I wish for a car.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-08, 01:27

It's a broken-down Model-T Ford...

I wish I had 3 more dollars in my wallet.

by me naam is m 2008-03-08, 07:42

granted. they're fake and they put you in jail for counterfeiting money.

I wish I didn't have a headache

by Philly Homer 2008-03-08, 13:03

You have a tumor instead.

I wish I wasn't sick.

by me naam is m 2008-03-08, 14:47

you're sick anyway - in your head. (it seems that this is one of these periods when EVERYBODY is ill)

I wish they started a new startrek series.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-08, 15:48

It falls apart during the fourth season, just like Enterprise, but unlike ENT the fourth season sucks.

I wish my computer wasn't so inept at burning music onto a CD.

by Shemuel 2008-03-08, 17:15

Granted, but it sponaneously combusts.

I wish that I owned Microsoft and sold it to charity before anything bad happened to it.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-08, 19:12

Err... charity corruption then.

I wish for a pair of earplugs.

by Jtull 2008-03-08, 20:53

Darkjedi wrote:Oh, dang it! I put A.M. instead of P.M! LOL! I'm so used to typing A.M! Omg! Big joke!
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Granted, all of the little kids tear apart the U.S.
I wish that Jtull was online. (NOT)

now im insulted.

joke. lol!

granted you go deaf because you cant get them out.

I wish i was on when you guys were. Crying or Very sad

by Darkjedi 2008-03-08, 22:41

Granted, you learn to spell.
I wish that we had better emoticons.

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