Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Darkjedi 2008-04-30, 18:01

Granted, you start writing Fiction.
I wish that I would take the time to create a blog.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-30, 18:03

It becomes like Raffitz' now non-existent flash trek site.

I wish to be awesome at drumming.

by Darkjedi 2008-04-30, 18:07

Granted, you start playing Rock Band. (It's a video game. It's MUCH better than guitar hero. You can play drums too. Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EUlSsyOgDc You can play with multiple people too. With different instruments, like the guitar and bass. Some of the nerds around here just had a rock band battle of the bands. It was soooooooooooooo awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got pretty good at it. I tried out the drums a bit too. Enter Sandman was the hardest song I tried to play on the drums.

by leewatson1 2008-04-30, 18:16

curse you for not making a wish

i wish i could think of betta wishes

by Shemuel 2008-04-30, 18:39

Darkjedi is dropped off Sears Tower by the wish genie for not wishing

I wish for a small amphibious rodent

by Darkjedi 2008-04-30, 18:44

Not granted, I drag you with me as I fall.
I wish for Shemuel's computer to get a Trojan virus. Twisted Evil

by Shemuel 2008-04-30, 18:47

Granted. It does but is saved by AVG.

I wish Darkjedi has no hands Twisted Evil

by Darkjedi 2008-04-30, 18:49

Granted, you have no penis. Twisted Evil

I wish for new sunglasses.

by Shemuel 2008-04-30, 18:50

Granted. They are so dark you walk in front of a speeding lorry.
I wish for a fish.

by Philly Homer 2008-04-30, 22:05

Granted. It's from China so there's a lot of dirt and grit.

I wish you people would stop being so immature. (WTF? Darkjedi wishing that Shemuel doesn't have certain reproductive organs? Is there something I need to know about, here...?)

by Darkjedi 2008-04-30, 23:31

Not granted. It's all in good fun Alkanosis. You should loosen up, and stop being a stiff. Enjoy being a kid. You only have two years left. LOL!
I wish that I had a blow torch.

by me naam is m 2008-05-01, 13:58

granted. you accidentally weld your dildo and some of your reproductive organs of you together! (OUCH!)

I wish for alka to be immature!

by Philly Homer 2008-05-01, 19:34

I become an admin and ban everyone, including myself.

I wish I knew what would happen if I were even stiffer than I was now?

by Shemuel 2008-05-02, 16:08

You would be used as a giants dildo. lol!

I wish for another fish

by Philly Homer 2008-05-02, 17:18

(Wow... the amount of maturity on this forum is laughable.)

Granted. It's a giant fish that swallows you and you are trapped in its belly. Start praying now, Jonah!

I wish I were an expert in apologetics.

by me naam is m 2008-05-02, 17:25

granted. everyone now thinks you're making up excuses all the time.

I wish that alka would come back to the dreadnought RPG

by Shemuel 2008-05-02, 17:28

Granted, but now he's a spam-whore.

I wish that I owned my own tropical island.

by Philly Homer 2008-05-02, 17:39

You're living with cannibals on the island. Good luck.

I wish I was dictator of the moon.

by Darkjedi 2008-05-02, 17:54

Granted, I get to be your evil assistant.
I wish that I had ALL of the nukes. Muahahahahahhahah!

by Shemuel 2008-05-02, 17:56

Granted. But-you can't breathe.

I wish that I owned a Bugatti Veron.

by Darkjedi 2008-05-02, 18:00

Granted, I steal it from you!!!
I wish for Shemuel's computer to start talking to him. (Shemuel, go to start>All programs>Accessories>Accessibility>Narrator
Click the thingy, and then click "OK" when the program starts up. Oh, turn on your speakers.

by Philly Homer 2008-05-02, 18:10

It says naughty things to him and he is scarred for life.

I wish for all the liberalism of the world to be trapped in France.

by me naam is m 2008-05-02, 18:14

LOL. my narrator talks just like I on a Friday evening - drunkenly!!! Laughing

by Shemuel 2008-05-02, 18:15

Granted. But then France takes over the world.

I wish that I owned a bug free laptop

by Darkjedi 2008-05-02, 18:18

me naam is m wrote:LOL. my narrator talks just like I on a Friday evening - drunkenly!!!

LOL! I knew that you would like that. I'm just too good. Oh yeah, it is a Friday evening. Well, in a little while it will be. At least for me.
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Granted, you give it to me, and I fix it.
I wish for Shemuel to really give me his fixed laptop.

by Shemuel 2008-05-21, 18:52

Granted. I belongs to you for 2 seconds until gangstas steal it. blue gunner

I wish americans played ping pong as their national sport.

by Philly Homer 2008-05-21, 19:38

The Chinese minority in America feels insulted by this and rebels against the government. The insurgents win and a... theocracy?! is set up.

I wish I didn't have stomach problems.

by Darkjedi 2008-05-21, 20:29

Granted, you drink Pepto Bismol! Razz

I wish that it was Friday!!!!! cheers

by Philly Homer 2008-05-21, 20:47

It is, but due to some weird ordinance, the next day will be Wednesday.

I wish it was Saturday.

by Darkjedi 2008-05-21, 20:57

Granted, i'll be at the District Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses.

I wish that Alkanosis could come. Sad

Too bad he lives really far away.

by Philly Homer 2008-05-21, 21:18

Granted, but I get angry because I have a CHURCH RETREAT to go to this weekend. I confront you after the convention and rant at you.

I wish I wasn't so mood-swingy these days.

by Darkjedi 2008-05-22, 03:28

(Why rant? You would probably actually enjoy the convention. After all, it's not just for JWs.)

Granted, you get the same computer theme as I!

I wish that Alkanosis could understand my love for people.

by me naam is m 2008-05-22, 06:47

he does understand. he still disapprove of it however.

I wish my parents were more lenient

by Shemuel 2008-05-23, 16:27

Granted. They're so lenient they let you play in front of speeding traffic. Twisted Evil

I wish that I got A*s in all my exams

by Philly Homer 2008-05-23, 17:37

Granted. You somehow fail for the year anyways.

I wish I could play bass guitar well.

by Darkjedi 2008-05-23, 19:03

Granted, you form a band with me!

I wish that I didn't have any stupid songs stuck in my head.

by me naam is m 2008-05-24, 09:36

granted. you got some davidmeshow songs in your head.

I wish I could download freaking fast!

by Shemuel 2008-05-24, 13:03

Granted. but you have no RAM.

I wish Gordon Brown resigned (PM of UK)

by me naam is m 2008-05-24, 14:59

granted instead of him, Bush leads the country. Shocked

(NOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

I wish the American democracy is a REAL democracy.

by Shemuel 2008-05-24, 15:13

Granted. The whites decide to kill off all other racial groups in a holocaust.

I wish for (groan) a fish.

by me naam is m 2008-05-25, 08:34

did you specify the size of the fish? no, okay. a large hungry white shark, which was transported by helicopter, drops at you and starts chewing on your head.

I wish to go for a wee.

by Shemuel 2008-05-25, 12:05

Granted. But you can never stop. Twisted Evil

I wish that I am lord of all I survey.

by Philly Homer 2008-05-26, 19:40

You survey fat, American women. 'Nuff said.

I wish I had more filial piety.

by Shemuel 2008-05-27, 15:59

Granted. You volunteer for castration without anasthetic. Twisted Evil

I wish for an unpoisoned bar of chocolate

by Philly Homer 2008-05-27, 18:05

Okay, it has been defecated on. That's not poisonous. By the way, filial piety is obedience towards one's parents... Has NOTHING to do with self-castration... >_>

I wish I wasn't a social introvert.

by me naam is m 2008-05-28, 05:35

granted. you're never on this forum anymore. Sad

I wish I had more PC time.

by Philly Homer 2008-05-28, 09:05

Yay! Now we are both social introverts! -Pokes my new friend-

I wish I wasn't feeling so... poke-y today.

by Shemuel 2008-05-28, 10:34

Granted. You have no fingers (and I know what filial piety is. I was inferring that your parents would prefer it that way Twisted Evil

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by Philly Homer 2008-05-28, 17:44

Hey, just because my parents beat me sometimes, it doesn't mean they want me to castrate myself! Gosh!

Anyways, I mail an anthrax letter to Shemuel for not posting.

I wish people wouldn't slap me (especially girls) when I ask if I can have a hug. (Don't ask. Church thing.)

by Shemuel 2008-05-28, 18:18

Granted. They just shake you by the hand as most normal churches advise.

I wish that I was a time lord.

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