Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Shemuel 2008-02-18, 18:32

Granted. They hate Chinese instead of merely being afraid.

i wish I didn't have to hand in two undone pieces of coursework tomorrow.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-18, 18:51

Granted, but you don't go to school because you die.

I wish I had a better computer.

by raffitz 2008-02-18, 19:12

Granted, but you become mad and destroy it.

I wish i had a better computer

by Philly Homer 2008-02-18, 19:24

Better CPU, but it has -shudder- Vista and thus the performance is next-to-crap level.

I wish I could write hacking scripts.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-19, 15:32

Granted, you Google it, and learn everything.
I wish that I could use SQL injection on this login:https://www.putnamcityschools.org/.pc/
Tell me if you can do anything with it. I've already tried some simple scripting, but it didn't work.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-19, 19:18

Meh, I don't REALLY want to hack... Just wanted to see the reaction.

I wish people would stop thinking that the Angry German Kid was actually taping himself spazzing... It was freakin' acting!

by Shemuel 2008-02-20, 13:54

Granted. they think you're the spaz.

I wish cherries were poisonous

by Darkjedi 2008-02-20, 15:46

Granted, you eat one.
I wish that you guys would at least try to hack this login:https://www.putnamcityschools.org/.pc/

by Philly Homer 2008-02-20, 18:01

Sorry, don't wanna get traced or anything then get arrested... I'll try later, shall I?

I wish I could create anything my imagination so desires, but have complete control over it as well.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-20, 22:55

That would be awesome!
I wish that I had a cookie.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-20, 23:05

Only over the internet -Hands Darkjedi a cookie-

I wish I had piano sheet music for all the songs that I want to play (mainly video game stuff...)

by Darkjedi 2008-02-21, 04:59

Granted, you get it illegally.
I wish that it wasn't 2:00 A.M. right now.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-21, 19:01

It's an hour later instead. Shouldn't you be sleeping now, by the way?

I wish it would snow so I don't have school tomorrow. (I don't want to give a presentation...)

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 02:15

Granted, you come over my house, and we blow up the world. Twisted Evil

I wish for BM 3 to come out early.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-22, 10:50

It's all buggy and stuff... Kinda like Dondon's BMII, but better.

(I don't have school today~! Yes!) I wish I had an inspiration so I can improve my project.

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 16:23

granted, but afterwards you are left tired and dejected for the rest of your life.

I wish that every night was like last night ( drunken

)

by Philly Homer 2008-02-22, 16:25

You were drinking and don't remember what happened last night, so every day you wake up not knowing what happened the night before.

I wish it was January 1, 2009 and Hillary Clinton is not in office.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:22

Granted, all of the bra burners and lesbians plot to kill you. lol!

I wish for the next version of BM 3 to come out, so that I can update the web version I created.

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:24

Granted. Bush rules America through martial law.

I wish that monkeys owned half of the Maldives monkey

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:28

Granted, if you eat their excrement.
I wish for the next version of BM 3 to come out, so that I can update the web version I created.
(I repeated this wish, because you didn't answer it.)

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:30

(oh sorry, you must have posted just before me.)

Granted. It is a great success

I wish that Gordon Brown had to wear a flower costume for a week flower

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:33

Not granted, I have no idea who that is.
I wish that you would tell me what the heck you're doing right now.

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:35

Watching DS9 on Virgin 1, and typing on this. -Hah! That twisted your very twisted question.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:37

Really? What is the episode about? Virgin 1, huh, must be a British channel.

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:40

Something where chief O'Brien is having to sabotage the station as his wife is posesed. yeah, it's abritish channel. We're only just getting DS9 now, but it seems to have come out much earlier in the US.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:43

WOW! The show is from the 90's! OMG! That's sad. Do you live in the city?

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:46

Is it? Oh, it must be a repeat then. By the way we all have the same TV channels in every area.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:48

Well, that's not why I asked that question. I just wanted to know.

by Shemuel 2008-02-22, 17:50

Nah. i live in atown of 3,000 people in rural south/mid wales.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-22, 17:51

Wow! That's small! Do you have any land? (Do you have alot of land?)

by Shemuel 2008-02-26, 16:54

No, just a house in about 3/4 of an acre

I wish i had more land

by Darkjedi 2008-02-26, 17:40

Move to Oklahoma! If you live out of the city, you can get alot of land!

by Philly Homer 2008-02-26, 19:07

Yahweh strikes down Darkjedi for he hath brought the thread unto a tangent.

I wish I didn't feel like speaking early-modern English today.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-27, 01:08

Yahweh in English, is translated Jehovah.
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by Shemuel 2008-02-29, 19:05

If i were Jewish i would have to beat both of you to death with stones

I wish Yuri gagarin was ressurected
(I don't actually)

by Philly Homer 2008-02-29, 19:10

The raving mad genie that controls this game is confused because you want him to be resurrected, but you really don't.

I wish for a... um... a metric ruler!

by Shemuel 2008-02-29, 19:12

Granted, but it's blank. I wish that the sun would eat Mercury -WITHOUT damaging the Earth.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-29, 19:15

For some nonsensical reason, this process blows Pluto out of orbit and sends it towards the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy. At least my science teacher won't complain about Pluto not being a planet anymore...

I wish I was more pious, but not so much that I become a fundamentalist.

by Shemuel 2008-03-01, 12:49

Granted, but your family shun you for beig different.

I wish cawl wasn't always eaten on St. David's day.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-01, 13:03

Hmm... the Church (dunno if you are Catholic or Anglican, sorry) says David is no longer a saint, but the day still remains to honor him for some reason.

I wish I was competent at piano again.

by Shemuel 2008-03-01, 13:48

(I was talking about the cawl (broth)not the saint by the way. And yes, I'm anglican.)

Granted,but just after your fingers get run over by a train.

i wish that I could actually pull a rabbit out of a hat by magic. albino

by Philly Homer 2008-03-01, 15:32

(Yeah. I meant to say they just ate it on "David's Day" now... Sorry...)

It's a rabid, 10 foot tall bunny with teeth as hard as steel... and it's hungry right now...

I wish I could do insanely awesome stick tricks.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-01, 18:06

Not granted, no one wants to hear about your stick! (OMG! I'm perverted!!! LOL!!!)
I wish that the piece Cruel Angel's Thesis wasn't so hard! (Well, the first page isn't so bad, but after that, man! I feel like i'm making my brain turn emo! LOL, not really.)

by Philly Homer 2008-03-01, 19:18

Only 'cause they deleted the left hand part. Now it sounds terrible.

I wish for my mouse to stop lagging... Maybe I should change the batteries?

by Shemuel 2008-03-02, 14:36

Granted. you go to control panel, then mouse , and then change mouse speed in pointer options

I wish my house was made out of gold, so I could sell it for charity

by Philly Homer 2008-03-02, 21:17

You have no place to live, as you give it all away to charity.

I wish for a black ink pen.

by Darkjedi 2008-03-03, 03:00

Granted, you come over to my house, just in time for a Flash Trek party, to get one. (Everyone's invited)
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I wish that we could have a real Flash Trek party. That would be great! Oh, but we might end up waring with the Vexxiangs. LOL!

by Philly Homer 2008-03-03, 17:51

Paulwall comes and starts yelling.

I wish I will do well on tomorrow's STS testing. (It's a standardized test)

by Darkjedi 2008-03-03, 17:55

Oh, you have it tomorrow? That sucks. Granted, I deploy nanites to help your brain functions, which eventually turn you into one of my Borg drones.
I wish that I could speak Jtull's language.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-03, 17:56

It's not that bad... I mean, I got a 1653 on SAT's when I took it for John Hopkins in 8th grade.

You now are dyslexic and whatever else Jtull said he was.

I wish I never quit piano.

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