Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Philly Homer 2008-02-04, 18:44

Not me. I'm not much into science, quite frankly...

I wish France never declared the "Rights of Man."

by Jtull 2008-02-04, 18:52

granted they called it the rights of women. lol!

i wish ppl wouldent b so anoyin

by Philly Homer 2008-02-04, 22:14

They will be annoying instead.

I wish I could think of better corruptions besides picking on Jtull's lack of good spelling.

by Shemuel 2008-02-05, 16:26

Granted, but you disgust yourself so much you commit suicide

I wish That everyone only had one child until the world's population was manageable

by Philly Homer 2008-02-05, 18:56

This law in unenforceable so everyone moves to China >.> (They have that law there...)

I wish the Chinese Evangelical Church is the largest Protestant sect in the world.

by raffitz 2008-02-06, 17:22

Granted, because all the other sects disappear...

I wish I wasn't sick...

by Shemuel 2008-02-06, 18:53

Granted, but everyone else dies

I wish that the Pope wasn't so bent against change- not that it matters

by Philly Homer 2008-02-06, 20:02

He still says that non-Catholics are not Christian, though.

I wish there weren't fundamentalist groups in any religion.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-07, 01:38

Granted, as long as people still use the bible as a moral guide book.
I wish I had a missile launcher to shoot everyone who keeps harassing Alkanosis.

by raffitz 2008-02-07, 09:11

Granted. You're the first to die Twisted Evil

I wish i could make jtull spell correctly...

by Jtull 2008-02-07, 16:51

wish granted and not corrupted.

I wish people would do my sum.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-07, 17:43

Granted. They do your sum of 1+1=2.

I wish people would treat each other the same way they would like to be treated. (Will never happen in real life of course, but a man can dream, right?)

by Darkjedi 2008-02-08, 03:26

Granted, if you tell me where you live. Twisted Evil

I wish for Alkanosis to PM me about how things have been regarding Karen.
Neutral

by raffitz 2008-02-08, 08:12

Granted, but you regret that. It's so sad that you become emo.

I wish i had an emo-ish hair

by Philly Homer 2008-02-08, 17:56

You look somewhat like Jake now, except Portuguese... -Glares-

I wish I wasn't so overly melodramatic.

by Shemuel 2008-02-09, 07:13

Granted, but now you're a necrophiliac

I wish that killer kenny didn't kill

by Philly Homer 2008-02-10, 21:11

He steals THEN kills instead.

I wish for a Keyblade.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-10, 21:17

Granted, but you can't use it without mortally wounding someone you love.

I wish the world wasn't going to end soon

by Darkjedi 2008-02-10, 23:07

Granted, if you die first.
I wish for raffitz to poop his pants.
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Granted, but you regret that. It's so sad that you become emo.

WTF? What made you think that i'm emo?

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-10, 23:50

Granted, but you suffer chronic diahhrea

I wish I had peace of mind

by Shemuel 2008-02-11, 15:54

Granted, but your body isn't.

i wish I had the powers of Darth Vader.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-11, 17:59

They are insignificant to the power of a moderator. Smile

I wish for luck on my three tests on Wednesday...

by Shemuel 2008-02-11, 18:08

Granted. You get bad luck.

I wish that the dominion were all eaten by alien

by Philly Homer 2008-02-11, 18:12

Those things are giant cabbages which we then eat because all cattle have mad cow disease and all birds have the avian flu.

I wish for a 103% on all my tests from now on.

by Shemuel 2008-02-11, 18:13

Granted, but you get expelled for cheating

I wish everyone was purple

by Philly Homer 2008-02-11, 18:14

We then turn into annoying, purple dinosaurs named Barney.

I wish I didn't corrupt that wish so evilly...

by Shemuel 2008-02-11, 18:25

Granted. We are now purple cabbages

I wish lemons were eggs laid by geese

by Philly Homer 2008-02-11, 18:27

Is that why lemons are sour?

I wish for a perfect, classless society. (Ideal of socialism, which would fail even if we were perfect.)

by Shemuel 2008-02-11, 18:36

Granted. We all live on council estates.

I wish there was no word "Fluffy"

by Philly Homer 2008-02-11, 18:40

Good fan fiction doesn't exist now.

I wish... I knew how to speak French.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-11, 18:48

Granted, but you can no longer speak any other language.

I wish I wasn't addicted to video games.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-11, 19:06

You become high on Jesus instead. (That's not really a corruption... but oh well.)

I wish people would know the Truth, because the Truth shall make them free.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-11, 19:26

Granted, but you become enslaved for life.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-11, 19:45

Good for terrorists, maybe.

I wish for a cookie.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-11, 21:10

Granted, but it has a "special" ingredient.

I wish that I could find a decent amount of uranium.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-11, 21:18

Sure, but it's inside Russia's not-so-well secured nuclear stockpile. The latter-day KGB finds you, though.

I wish I would think more positively.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-11, 22:39

Granted, but you have to kill all your friends and family first.

I wish I knew how to use Flash Pro 8.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-11, 23:13

It's the only program you know how to use, though.

I wish for a Canadian $2 coin.

by Shemuel 2008-02-12, 10:08

Granted but you have no other money.

I wish Norman Wisdom was Prime Minister

by Philly Homer 2008-02-12, 18:13

Only after another dictatorial rule by Tony Blair. -Cackles-

I wish Britain's prime ministers would stop sucking up to Bush... >_>

by Shemuel 2008-02-12, 18:28

Granted. They decide to take over the world and use Americans to clear all minefields.

I wish that Charlie Kunz never made the music he did.

by raffitz 2008-02-12, 19:32

Granted, but YOU make the music he did

I still wish for that RAM...

by Philly Homer 2008-02-12, 21:03

I take your computer away. =P

I wish for a non-Dell computer.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-13, 00:46

Granted, you get a computer from China.
I wish that BM was multiplayer.

by raffitz 2008-02-13, 16:29

Granted, but everyone has uber ships except you, that have a »saber class«!!!

I wish for a real version of a constitution refit!

by Philly Homer 2008-02-13, 17:54

There is a non-working cloaking device onboard it and, Starfleet being the group of incompetent scrubs that they are, order you to destroy the ship.

I wish that I knew what to do for my project in Theology class.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-13, 18:09

Granted, but you cannot complete the project and get a 0.

I wish that BM was multi, as well. That would be uber 1337.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-13, 18:11

It's full of whiny idiots that hate non-canon ST stuff.

I wish Jtull would use proper grammar!

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-13, 18:17

Granted, but he now uses Japanese.

I wish I had a holy hand grenade.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-13, 18:19

The Seraphim (angels) become angry at you...

I wish to command an army of three whole choirs of angels.

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