Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by raffitz 2008-01-29, 09:27

Granted, but they suck

I wish i liked people

by Jtull 2008-01-29, 17:23

granted but you now like ugly people.

I wish people liked me.

by raffitz 2008-01-29, 18:44

Granted, but only ugly people like you

I wish jtull wasn't stupid

by Philly Homer 2008-01-29, 19:03

Wish not granted. Query is impossible (no offense, just had to let that one out!)

I wish for a good situation to tell her so it doesn't seem completely random...

by raffitz 2008-01-29, 19:22

Granted, but she slaps you in the face (Sorry, but i had to corrupt it anyway...)

I wish i didn't laugh when people get slapped...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-29, 19:28

It happens to you, and you now can empathize...

I wish I had the motivation to get off the forum and do my homework...

by raffitz 2008-01-29, 19:38

So do I

I wish i wasn't laughing at my stupid corruption...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-29, 19:43

Instead, you are fearing the fact that I am quickly approaching my 666th post...

I wish my post count completely skipped over 666 and went to 667 in place of it.

by raffitz 2008-01-30, 09:28

Granted, but it doesn't skip it... It stays in 665 for ever...

I wish i had 500 more posts

by Philly Homer 2008-01-30, 17:51

They were all spam and deleted.

I wish for... an American Civil War cannon.

by raffitz 2008-01-30, 18:48

Granted, but someone else wishes for it to disappear, and his wish is grated

I wish i wasn't so complicated

by Philly Homer 2008-01-30, 22:11

You are a simple child with a lower IQ than President Bush.

I wish to skip ahead by one month.

by Darkjedi 2008-01-31, 01:22

Granted, you find yourself aboard the Enterprise. (That would be awesome!)
I wish that we all had our own space ship, for real.

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 15:12

Granted. It's called the I.S.S. Darkwing, but all the mods want it to be named after them instead.

I wish NATO replaced the UN (or should I say, "A group of incompetent fools who can't agree on anything) and the liberals didn't complain.

by Jtull 2008-01-31, 16:37

granted everyone elce begins complaneing more

I wish starfleet was real.

by raffitz 2008-01-31, 18:19

Granted, but you're not a part of it

I wish i was a ship's captain... A sovereign class ship preferentially...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 18:28

Hmm... you're offered a position on a Sovereign-class... but it's very weak because the Lysians created a weak ship and simply named it the Sovereign class.

I wish I knew what would happen if America would join the EU.

by raffitz 2008-01-31, 18:39

The world would be upside down, because the USA aren't in Europe...

I wish i was in London

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 18:40

Hmm... the anarchist movement gets angry at you for no reason and human-wave attacks you?

I wish I knew what would happen if there was anarchy in the UK.

by Jtull 2008-01-31, 20:00

not granted thats stupid.

I wish I was the inventor of real warpdrive.

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 20:55

Granted. Warpdrive is a new type of cheese. Zephram Cochrane still invents the warp drive, though.

I wish I knew what would happen if Japan was US-controlled.

by Jtull 2008-01-31, 21:15

granted but your horrified.

I wish warp drave was dicovcerd tomorrow.

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 21:29

Granted. The man named Warp Drave is divorced now. (Hey, I can interpret your spelling any way I see fit.)

I wish humanity would never reach FTL or anything at its level or above.

by Jtull 2008-01-31, 22:35

wish not granted that sucks

I wish lkanosis had better wishes

by Philly Homer 2008-01-31, 22:40

Only in comparison. Yours just suck.

I wish you would stop wishing for stuff that will probably never happen. It'll only cause more atheists to exist.

by Jtull 2008-02-01, 00:16

why?

by raffitz 2008-02-01, 07:57

Since this guy up here interrupted the topic, here I go

I wish jtull hadn't asked "Why?"

by Shemuel 2008-02-01, 17:05

Granted. He says "Whaaa...?" instead

I wish that the byzantine empire still existed, and that the turks never won.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-01, 18:19

All major religions besides Christianity and Judaism are gone, Catholic church never went corrupt, all Christians are now Catholic. That's bad.

I wish for... a pike.

by Jtull 2008-02-01, 18:29

granted but it slaps you in the face.
I wish life was not so boring

by Philly Homer 2008-02-01, 19:29

Only because I now have Karen and I stop complaining. Heh... I wish...

I wish what I just said happened. Nothing too evil please, people.

by raffitz 2008-02-01, 19:46

Granted... You have Karen, but she lives in the other side of the planet... But she loves you... But you only communicate through telephone or internet, but, though, she loves you...

I wish i wasn't a jerk...

by Philly Homer 2008-02-01, 19:47

You're not. And Karen, live in China? How could you! (Just kidding...)

I wish for Chinese food that tastes good, smells good, won't give me digestive problems.

by raffitz 2008-02-02, 13:33

That's impossible

I wish for un-healthy junk-food!!!!

by Philly Homer 2008-02-02, 16:29

You get indigestion from eating too much of it and become largely obese.

I wish I could play "Master of Puppets" by Metallica on guitar.

by raffitz 2008-02-02, 17:58

Granted, but you don't have fingers

I wish i wasn't tremendously evil Evil or Very Mad

by Philly Homer 2008-02-02, 18:24

'Cause you don't like metal.

I wish you would watch a video that I will link you to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtbzjkEsGMA

by raffitz 2008-02-03, 09:29

Granted, but i didn't like it...

I wish my father bought me RAM!!!!!!!!!!!

by Philly Homer 2008-02-03, 11:06

You, not like Metallica? Blasphemy, I say!

Granted. Only two bits.

I wish I could focus. -Sigh-

by Shemuel 2008-02-03, 13:52

Granted, but you faint with the effort

I wish what Alkanosis had predicted while twisting my last wish was true

by Philly Homer 2008-02-03, 14:32

Chuck Norris goes against Church doctrine. I think you know what happens next.

I wish that, whenver I get convictions to work hard, nothing comes by to destroy that conviction.

by Jtull 2008-02-03, 22:24

granted. dont want to corrupt it.

I wish some1 would give the file to make xp look like vista

by Philly Homer 2008-02-03, 22:58

By hackers, though. And Bill Gates is unhappy at anyone that tries to use it.

I wish for... umm... a pen?

by Jtull 2008-02-03, 23:07

granted it breaks and covers you with ink.

i wish for a pensil

by Shemuel 2008-02-04, 16:25

Granted. You accidentally stab yourself in the eye.

by Jtull 2008-02-04, 17:03

you dident wish!!!

by Philly Homer 2008-02-04, 17:40

Jtull doesn't wish and I throw him into the Red Sea, but Moses isn't there to help him.

I wish I could play Rush's "Tom Sawyer" on drums.

by Jtull 2008-02-04, 18:11

granted but ur arms fall off after 30secs on them.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-04, 18:24

I toss you into a Carmelite monastery and leave you there for the rest of your life for not wishing.

I wish France wasn't so stupid (only 0.2% of the population believes there is a God. That means that 0.2% of the population is either Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, etc. 0.2%!)

by Jtull 2008-02-04, 18:35

granted now another coutry is stupid.

I wish people would attemt my challage.

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