Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-13, 18:35

Granted, but all they can do is sing.

I wish I could program very well.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-13, 18:37

Darkwing is mad and excommunicates you from the forum.

I wish I had one of those giant hats that popes wear...

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-13, 22:36

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish I could find a chick with similar interests to my own.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-13, 22:45

A baby chicken that has kindred needs? Er...

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

by Jtull 2008-02-13, 22:59

I wish I could hack time lord.

(a program my dad is makein)

by Jtull 2008-02-13, 23:00

granted they dont wake up.

I wish I was rich.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-14, 08:31

Bill Gates and that Mexican guy are mad at you for being competition and thus create a plan to assassinate you.

I wish abortion was illegal in every country, and people would take responsibility for their actions.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-14, 09:11

You have 50 kids.

I wish I cloud hack. Period.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-14, 14:24

(Being a grammar/spelling pedant)

You made a tornado and the people of the midwest United States get mad at you.

I wish I could speak perfect Engrish (English with a Chinese accent.)

by Darkjedi 2008-02-14, 16:37

EnemyofTime wrote:You have 50 kids.

I wish I cloud hack. Period.

What, you want to learn? Google will help.
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Granted, people kill you for being a Chinese snob. lol!

(Cool, you're Chinese.)
I wish for EnemyofTime to have 50 kids with himself. (That would be crazy.)

by Jtull 2008-02-14, 16:42

I wish people dont ever have sex before they are married. Mad

by Darkjedi 2008-02-14, 16:59

Granted, there are mass riots. (I do agree with you. Yea! Someone else with good morals! Good boy.)
I wish for my little sister to stop watching Sesame Street.

by Jtull 2008-02-14, 17:05

granted elmo attacks you though the TV. lol!

I wish life was not so boring.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-14, 17:07

Granted, you become a hacker. (Join the club. Twisted Evil

)
I wish for Jtull to become a hacker.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-14, 18:14

He misspells things all the time and all the codes/scripts that he writes=phail.

I wish I could do Java.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-14, 19:47

Your first program breaks your computer.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-14, 19:51

You get a LOT of homework and homeschooling in exchange for no school.

I wish a double bass drum pedal.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-15, 15:04

Alkanosis wrote:He misspells things all the time and all the codes/scripts that he writes=phail.

I wish I could do Java.

Not granted. You traitor! Flash is better.

by Shemuel 2008-02-15, 17:54

(Darkjedi is swallowed by his pet poodle for not posting a wish)

I wish that google crashed.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-15, 20:22

The internet mysteriously dies along with it.

I wish I had more convictions.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-16, 05:29

Like what?
I wish that I had Darkwing's brains.

by Shemuel 2008-02-16, 07:12

Granted. You are executed for his murder.

I wish that I was the richest man in the world so I could give most of it to charity.

by raffitz 2008-02-16, 10:32

granted, but the money makes you mad and you decide not to give it to charity

I wish i was a hacker... All i can do is hack pokemon roms...

by Philly Homer 2008-02-16, 13:26

Terrorists force you to work for them for under minimum wage.

I wish I was slightly taller.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-16, 15:23

You start hitting your head on doorframes.

I wish I had a lot of free time like many people I know.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-16, 16:26

You become categorized as a "lazy Yank" by Europeans.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

by Shemuel 2008-02-16, 17:13

Alkanosis wrote:I wish I could focus. -Sigh-

same old wish.

Shemuel wrote:Granted, but you faint with the effort

I wish Darth Vader came and took control of an army of cats, persuading all aetheists to convert to Christianity. cat

by Philly Homer 2008-02-16, 17:27

They all become fundamentalists bent on killing Muslims and condemning Hindus and Buddhists.

I wish fundamentalists would not be so close-minded.

by Shemuel 2008-02-16, 17:29

Granted. they convert to Islam

I wish, Iwish, I hadn't killed that fish..

by Philly Homer 2008-02-16, 17:30

Umm... ONE FISH, TWO FISH, THREE FISH, BLUE FISH!

I'm sorry... I wish I didn't just do that >_>

by Shemuel 2008-02-16, 17:44

Granted. You confess to the whole forum that you're gay instead.

I wish Mao Tse Dong was actually called Mr Flopsy

by Philly Homer 2008-02-16, 17:57

Chairman Flopsy. Eh...

I wish to command an army of TWO choirs of angels.

by Shemuel 2008-02-16, 18:01

Granted. They are fallen angels.

I wish Bhutan invaded all of India

by Philly Homer 2008-02-16, 18:04

India decides to use its nuclear weapons in retaliation.

I wish that, when I get a job, I won't be sent to somewhere like India or China...

by Shemuel 2008-02-16, 18:15

Granted. You're sent to Antartica.

I wish Dar-es-Salaam wasn't the capital of Tanzania.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-16, 18:26

It is renamed Salaam-es-Dar.

I wish for a British Challenger tank.

by Shemuel 2008-02-16, 18:37

Granted. it falls on you from the sky, crushing you.

I wish there were plenteous supplies of cod.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-16, 19:13

There are, they're just being taken by rich people (unfortunately)

I wish I had the magical time-space traveling beeper I've been trying to get for the past few years.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-16, 21:04

Its cost is equivalent to twice the global Gross Domestic Product.

I wish I could own a nation when I get out of college.

by Jimbook 2008-02-17, 03:17

Granted but you never get out of college

I wish i had a freisian Cow

by Philly Homer 2008-02-17, 11:10

Hindus go to your house every day to worship it. (No offense to anyone of the Hindu faith...)

I wish for an ironing board.

by Shemuel 2008-02-17, 18:28

Granted, but it's a broken ironing board.

I wish Vin Diesel was actully a professional hackey-sac player.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-17, 22:20

There's pro hackey-sac? Wow...

I wish the Olympics were held in Moscow instead of Beijing.

by Darkjedi 2008-02-18, 05:50

Yeah, and you get nuked.
I wish for Alternative music to become super popular again. (Like the Red Hot Chili Peppers)

by Philly Homer 2008-02-18, 11:34

Oh no, grunge is back!

I wish for the spam bot to be banned, or at least mods given power in every section of the forum...

by Shemuel 2008-02-18, 17:31

Granted, but Paulwall comes to your house with a chainsaw...

I wish the Romans had never had been so successful.

by EnemyofTime 2008-02-18, 18:05

The world will have died off by 1000 AD.

I wish I could go back in time and live in ancient Rome.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-18, 18:15

The Romans send you to the province of Syria, the Jews mistake you for Jesus, they crucify you.

I wish for a fork?

by Shemuel 2008-02-18, 18:26

Granted, but it's in your eye.

I wish that the mongols had invaded India.

by Philly Homer 2008-02-18, 18:28

They have to pass through China and China annexes Mongolia and absorbs the Mongolian armed forces into the Chinese army.

I wish people would stop being Sinophobic.

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