Corrupt a Wish V.4

Not Granted.

I wish for a big gun.

Granted. Oh, wait! I set it to--(KABOOM)

...overload.

I wish for a spaceship.

Granted. It is able to carry one ant.


I wish for a building.

Granted. It goes BOOO- *Deoran shoots FF22 again then beheads him*

I wish for athleticness.

granted, you get so much muscles that you need more food than there is in the whole world to stay alive.


i wish... for... a.. tank

Not granted.

I wish for a BOOO- *Deoran stabs FF22 three more times, than blows him up for good measure*

now that is granted (just hope it works this time)

i wish to know all the numbers in PI

Granted, but your head goes BOOO- *Deoran kills FF22 and puts a dozen eagles into trying to eat all of hi fat, a task that could take eons.*

I wish for more BOO- *Deoran adds more eagles*

Granted...you can't find where it's at.


I wish for balls to fall from the sky.

Granted.You have fun playing with peoples balls.

I wish for a wish..

granted, but you don't know what it is and then you relise that you wished for George Bush to be President again

I wish i was the most powerful human on earth

Granted, but I say boom, you kill me, and are arrested for murder.

I wish for a new pair of glasses.

granted, you now have no sight...



i wish i had access to the Galaxy forum



i wish i had something, something i like...

not granted. Only pain and general suffering allowed here, so... *stabs you with a rusty dagger then eats your pet in front of you*

I wish for pain, and suffering. Lots of it. Cookie if you can corrupt this one

wish granted, muhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

you end up in happyvill, full of rabbits and bunnies and cute little duckies and cute... friendly...... little... ogres? lol


i wish for nothing

______

I wish for a killing license.

granted, but you have no gun license and you're forced to wait in line for the rest of your life to get one

i wish for a killing and gun license

granted, but you have no stealing license so you can't steal guns, you have to pay them and you work for the rest of your life


i wish for nothing

granted but you have no nothing license so you get everything which pile up on you and you suffocate

i wish i could stay underwater for as long as i wanted without dying

granted but you are eaten by an invisible megalodon that can go through walls and fire laser bolts out of it's eyes. XD.

I wish to know cheat codes for every game in the world!

granted but the games aren't any fun anymore

i wish WOW wasn't so boring

Granted, but the world blows up!!!

I wish for ouhgi;ejk. Wait... oops. I think my keybaud;ef is meauissed down.

Errr.. fix your keyboard?

Anyway, I wish for a kitten and a puppy.

Granted, but they do it and have a kitppy.

I wish for Crysis to not be better than Halo.

Granted. It's just the same as Halo.


I wish for a Cabbit.

Umm... Not granted.

I wish for a lit hand grenade! OH FU- BOOOOOOM!!!

Erm..granted.But i'm not clearing you up.

I wish for a gun..a really big gun..

Granted, it's pointed at your face, and the trigger is pulled.

I wish for a really big Cheerio.

Granted. You become so godly that the entire music community embraces you. You win several grammy awards, becoming incredibly popular. You go to fancy, ritzy parties with loads of beautiful woman. You overdose on cocaine. You die.

I wish I had a pair of boating shoes.

Roger Smith wrote:Granted. You become so godly that the entire music community embraces you. You win several grammy awards, becoming incredibly popular. You go to fancy, ritzy parties with loads of beautiful woman. You overdose on cocaine. You die.

XD Siggified.

Granted, but they're to big for you. So big, in fact, that WE GO BOOOOOOM!!!

I wish for a tasty hot pocket.

Granted, but it burns your mouth.

A lot.

You can never eat again.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of toast.

Granted, you win a lifetime supply of toast. You can go pick it up at any wal mart at any time. You go and take a sack full of toast, but you slip on a piece of butter that someone dropped on the sidewalk and break your head.

Ironic, huh?

I wish i had an iron

Granted. You eat it and die of over healthyness.

I wish I had a gemstone.

Granted. You gets a migraine from listening to the music.

I wish more people would post on the Stargate schism RPG.

Granted, it becomes popular. So popular in fact it it becomes an internet meme, and you hate memes.

I wish I knew if I used memes in the right context.

Granted. They are ignored because they tour with DREAM THEATER!

I wish radio stations in general would play... better music.

granted, they play the same songs over and over and over and over again, ruining the best songs

i wish i didnt hate my job

Granted. You don't hate it. You despise it.

I wish I had Vater drumsticks.

Only after you go get Rick-rolled about 1522 times.

I wish I had Mike Portnoy's drumset and Vater sticks.

Granted. You contract a harmless disease that somehow causes everyone in a 48 mile radius of your right ring finger to start frothing at the mouth. They have a sudden desire to have secks with trees, and pollute the entire world with deadly farting gas that is deadly, yet somehow only causes you to laugh...? Oh well. They get the disease also!

I wish that people would always wish after they corrupt.

Granted. You go on a quest to make people more aware of the consequenses of not wishing after corrupting. And in the process you drink an experimental alcoholic bewerage that is supposed to make you a better speaker, making you black out and, when you wake up, you find yourself in a courthouse being accused of having killed 400 police officers at the annual police officers with only a day to retirement festival, 2000 civilians at the annual civilian one year to retirement festival, 500 dogs at the world's cutests puppies competition and a prostitute in there somewhere. You are found guilty and put in prison for life, but before you leave the court house a doctor runs up to you and tells you that you have an incredibly rare disease (only one person has had it in recorded history) that will make you feel pain 24/7 and cant be treated in any ways, also morfine and other pain relievers dont work on it.

But hey! see it from the bright side, you got everyone to wish after corrupting!

I wish i could kill the telletubbies, slowly and painfully...

Only after you watch this in its entirety. (lol...)

I wish for more beer and food metal.