Corrupt a Wish V.4

Granted. DO　ＹＯＵ　WANT　Ａ　BANANA?!?!?!?! STICK　Ａ　BANANAＩＮ　YOUR　ＥＡＲ！！！！！！！

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Never. Your computer and all subsequent computers you get have the same issue.

I wish I could do this.

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Granted. You're morbidly obese.

I wish you would tell us what's wrong with your computer.

Not granted. I don't know what's wrong.

I wish I knew what was wrong with my computer.

Granted.

I wish I could paint faces on my eggs like on my avvy.

granted, i eat them, wasting your time.

i wish i could bench press 400 pounds

Granted.Afterwards your arms implode due to the strain, and the implosion kills you.

I wish for the heatwave here to end and not be replace by it getting very cold.

A nuclear reactor nearby has a meltdown. Yay.

I wish nuclear plants had nuclear fusion instead of fission.

Granted.There is a nuclear war so people can decide which is better.

I wish for a better fan.

Granted. It blows air so well and cold that it freezes your head then shatters it.

I wish Chairman Mao didn't start a cultural revolution.

Granted. China is so backward most of the population died in the aggravated yak attack of 1953.

I wish I owned Luxemburg

granted, but nobody there likes you, and they kill you. i wish spammers never existed.

Trolls are still there. You can't kill trolls.

I wish for a tacgnol.

Because I don't know what that is, not granted.

I wish for a life.

Granted, but then you die...

I wish to know what means "tacgnol"

"Longcat"... and now since I told you, you must be terminated.


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Granted. Oh, except all the letters you type end up upside-down now.

I wish I had an army of rhinos.

granted. you're their leader and they dont like you. i dont think you would want an army of rhinos stomping on you, but hey, its you're wish. i wish for something to do that wont kill me or damage me.

not granted, anything can be used to damage or kill you.

i wish to see someone get tasered

(tagnol is the opposite of longcat...)

Granted. You look in the mirror and I taser you.

I wish to meet Mike Portnoy.

Granted but then he starts hating you and tries to use his drum kit to destroy you.

I wish stuff wasn't so crap these days.

Granted, it's s***.

I wish I was reallly my character IceBite, Half-Ghost Ice/Light Elemental Master and commander of Hellcat Squadran.

Deoran Drages wrote:Granted but then he starts hating you and tries to use his drum kit to destroy you.

You're evil. You know how gigantic that thing is?!

Granted. The universe decides to erase you for crossing over more than 3 games/shows.

I wish Metallica's ...And Justice for All album was well-produced and had actual bass presence.

granted but it turns out to be crap.

i wish i was really evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(corrupt this onefolks hehe)

granted. you're so evil you kill yourself. i wish hot dogs never existed.

Cold dogs exist instead. Have fun with your salmonella.

I wish my mom would let me buy the Suffocation shirt...

not granted!!! Cause I'm evil!!!

I wish I was a necromancer

Only in the strictest sense of the word. You can talk to dead spirits, but nothing else. Oh, and a vengeful ghost decides to kill you.

I wish for a new copy of Effigy of the Forgotten.

granted but then you completely forget about it.

I wish that the old republic wasn't a MMORPG

granted! it is also browser based! i wish that i could grant my own wishes.

granted but soon you grow bored and kill yourself as you have nothing to live for

i wish computers werent so expensive

They're not? Laptop with 50gb HD and 384mb RAM cost $1200. Wish not granted.

I wish band camp was over already. 6 hours outside in 95 degree weather is not good.

granted but your parents send you to baseball camp instead
(you paid that much for a 50gb hard dirve and 300mb of ram wtf)
i wish it was thursday

not granted.(wait the days of the week out!) i wish i had more than 1 computer

granted but your other computer is crap

i wish linux was good

granted, your computer cant run the new linux for some reason

i wish ABM had a wish for me to corrupt.

dont we all dont we all

I wish the anime guys that make the bleach eps hurry and get back to the arrancar vs shinigami arc

Galaxy-Scarface wrote:i wish ABM had a wish for me to corrupt.

oops, sorry

i wish we all didnt suck at this game

Not granted! It would disrupt the Space-Time continuum!

I wish that I could be better at getting Halo 3 achievements.

granted, but you suck at everything else halo now. i wish i knew something about halo that i dont already know(and i dont know much about halo)

granted, now you know everything about halo and you dont like it anymore

i wish i new everything

Granted. Your head explodes because you knew about the beginning of time. NICE JOB!!

I wish..........I knew who stole my cookies.

granted but the person already ate them

i wish out of lee what i wished out of ABM last page.

...Huh?

I wish that my parents will finish watching what sounds like a science fiction Horror so I can play Matchmaking. The violent kind. With guns. I hope this sounds like Halo, not pervertedness.

Not Granted. The movie never ends. EVER

I wish to finish watching the star trek movie!!!

Not granted because I hold grudges.

I wish for an instant de-fatting machine to use on myself.