Corrupt a Wish V.4

Nonsense. Rules 1,2, and 34 simply must exist.

I wish for more lulz.

No kitteh for you!

I wish Rule 34 was something different than what it is X_x

Granted. There are so many rules now that you are constantly braking them, and get banned.

I wish my computer wasn't so fickle.

Granted. Now it's stubborn.


I wish not to be so tired and have to work almost every day of my life

(welcome to the forum)
Don't forget to wish..

I wish i didn't have to go away again soon.

Granted! A nuclear war is started between the US and Russia over a bean burrito. You are killed because you weren't away.

I wish for the Internet to be a lot faster here in China.

granted, china buys out everything in the world, including internet. if anyone else uses it, they will keep giving nukes to north korea. you post alone.

i wish i knew what to wish for

Granted! ... .... ...

I wish for an Xbox 360

Granted.You are condemned to listening to mentally retarded 10 years old children who can only say "Halo PWns!Hax00rs!"

I wish someone would kill halo with fire.

Not granted you sick, sick, sunuvafemaledog.

I wish for DS shooters to actually be good.

Not granted.They would still suck.

I wish for a sword..and a shield.

You're missing a helmet and somehead headshots you from behind.

I wish North Korea, Russia, and the entire Middle East were gone and the rest of the world has an equal stake over the oil.

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You didn't make a wish you fetard!

: DJ beats FF with his lightsaber/cane:

I wish for a netbook!

(I could have sworn I did...)
Granted! Some insane digital elf comes along and starts sucking on your netbook.

I wish to have infinite wishes.

You can only wish for inane, insipid things such as wishing for an ant to appear in your room and by wishing, you lose a limb.

I wish I owned The Politics of Ecstasy by Nevermore.

Granted, you get high on ecstasy.

I wish for it to rain. (It hasn't rained in like, 2 weeks!)

Granted. Your roof collapses under the extra weight.

I wish FF has to go through GreenDam (good thing the forum isn't pink)

Granted. Corruption to come as soon as I find out what that is.

I wish for a Gundam.

granted, earthdeath becomes angry at you for supporting the japanese. he somehow gets you banned. you will be missed.

i wish for a car that goes from 0-60 mph in 3 seconds

Poor maneuverability and you crash into a tree.

I wish to work at Black Mesa.

Granted. You are killed by the soldiers sent by the government to cover up one of their mess ups.

I wish for a watch with a laser.

Granted, you use it to kill the man that throws the tetris piece. (You never see him, but he's there)

I wish that I had food in this house! I mean, there's nothing! I'm dieing here!


@ alka

That's funny, black mesa is apart of HL2, and it's a state park here in Oklahoma. Actually, Black mesa is the highest summit in the state.

You have rats. Good luck not getting diseases.

I wish I was the most awesome person in the world with the most awesome drum set while being in the most awesome band.

Granted. No one knows how to manage money, so you go bankrupted.

I wish the Stargate RPG didn't die.

Granted. It bites you and gives you the T-virus. Humanity is wiped out.

I wish that some people would read the stickies which happen to have the rules to the game they bumble around in.

So freaking granted.

I wish people would follow the rules and were literate.

Granted. Everyone's head blows up because of the unfamiliar environment.

I wish I would never have stomach aches.

Swine flu. Fun.

I wish everyone except me had swine flu and I have no diseases.

Granted. They bite you and you get the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Virus. Humanity is wiped out. Again.

I wish for a resident evil 6

It's so realistic that you have nightmares about it. In your dreams, you are torn apart by fat, blubbery zombies that then eat you. You never wake from your nightmares.

I wish Billy Mays was still alive!

Granted. He yells even louder in his commercials. Your entire house blows up and you are killed by a shard of glass from a window.

I wish that people would stop seeing the end of the world in every single frickin' thing.

Sure... they start seeing the end of the world in you, killing you in the process...

I wish I had something I don't remember...

Not granted. If you don't know you've had it, how will you know you've ever had it in the first place?

I wish I wasn't such a cynic. Even though Cynic is a good band.

Umm... Not granted?

I wish my sister wouldn't keep bugging me for her turn to the computer.

Granted... she goes to make complayns to your parents, which kick you from the pc for 3 months...

I wish I had lots of $$$$$$$$$

You get lots of $ signs.

I wish you posted a wish!

Granted.

I wish I didn't have to go to SAT class.

you failed the SAT, but while not at the SAT class you somehow found a coal mine. but while not being well educated and not getting a good job, you start gambling and lose everything and everyone youve ever known to your addiction.

i wish it was friday

Not granted because that last post wasn't phrased very well.

I wish people will stop claiming to be dyslexic.

Granted. No more Jtull! Jay!

I wish the US economy is not in recession and is actually growing.

Granted... it grows so much that sooner or latter you get another crysis like the one in 1930...

I wish that my friends didn't discovered SW Combine...

He/she discovered worse things.

I wish that I had an awesome recording device with good microphones.

Granted... th they all get broke afterr the first sound they recieve...

I wish I was better...

Granted. You are assassinated by a dozen fascist countries who think you have nuclear weapons.

I wish to have more hours a month for internet...

For wishing for that, you get less hours.

I wish for a banana.