Corrupt a Wish V.4

Granted. You are now a skeleton.

I wish I owned Stereophonics.

Bless you.

I wish for more friends.

granted, they use you, because thats what friends are for!

i wish i didnt want to die

As soon as you stop wanting to die, you die anyways.

I wish I have more time before school starts.

nobody gets any more time before school starts, the date creeps up on you.

i wish i found a suitcase full of 100% legit 100 dollar bills.

Granted. There is a lost and found tax and you only have $1 left.

I wish.. for total anarchy.

granted , just look outside .
i wish i was a orange .

not granted, you didnt use proper grammar

i wish i didnt have to go back to school today

not granted you must learn

i wish swimming didnt make my hair smell funny

Granted. The lack of chlorine makes bacteria grow in the pool and you die a painful death.

smited for not making a wwish

i wish i wasnt so bored and school doesnt start on tuesday

granted school doesn't start on Tuesday but you become incredibly stupid and end up walking in front of a car

i wish that i could think of things i want

granted, you dont want anything

i wish runescape wasn't gay

Not granted, because you're a homophobe!

I wish for a nice, hot bath.

Lava bath.

I wish Necrophagist stopped delaying their album release.

granted but you cant stand it and your eardrums explode

i wish i could have some ice cream at this very moment.

granted but its the worst tasting thing you have ever tasted. i wish school didnt exist.

granted, but everyone becomes dumb as a post, human life can nolonger be sustained and all human life seases to exsist. I wish star trek was real and i was captain of the Enterprise-E

granted. you get assimilated by the borg. i wish i was the borg king

granted, you are now the borg QUEEN

i wish that the new startrek movie comes out in a few months

granted but it alreddy came out and you waisted a wish

i wish i could fly and breath underwater

Granted, you can only breath underwater, so you can't fly of you will suffocate.

I wish I was better at speaking Japanese.

Granted, but you fail to learn the defenitions of words and you insult the japinese prime minister and he kills you.

I wish i could come up with better wish corruptions

[New new new new]

I wish for a sad cookie

awww...you made the cookie kill himself.

I wish for somebody set up us the bomb.

(yes third meme.)

Granted, the bomb explodes.

I wish for .

granted you are a dot and i step on you

I wish for there to be an elder scrolls V

Granted. You are transported to the game. As a mudcrab.

I wish my gaming rig gets fixed before the ME2 release.

granted but your copy of Mass Effect 2 screws up you angry smash your gaming rig and it has to fixed again (you are talkin bout mass effect 2 right?)

I wish I could get an army of undead.

granted, they eat you and nobody else and become productive members of soceity.

I wish zombies didn't crave human anything.

granted, but then they start eating electrical appliances get shocked and blow up and you have clean the mess.

i wish i could get an army of the living

Granted, the all become obsessed with my left index finger.

I wish I was 18, so that my parents wouldn't be able to stop me from going to Hatti to help quake victims.

granted, you enter a weak building and it collapses on you.

I wish there were no natural disasters

Granted, but you have to live in my basement.

I wish that I actually had a basement, so that I could hide my midget
mud wrestlers/assassins.

granted, but you are killed by your assassin's and enveloped by your mud wrestlers

i wish school didn't have to start today

granted, it starts 6:00AM the rest of your life.

I wish life to be fair.

Granted, you get an ugly wife.

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself on that one)

I wish that I had 3 hands.

granted you now have a third leg since the experiment went wrong....

I wish for knowledge of where Jtull went.

(I already have a third leg)

Jtull is my dog. You didn't know that?
(actually, he's become a twitter addict. Seriously)

Why is twitter so stupid?

Darkjedi wrote:(I already have a third leg)

Jtull is my dog. You didn't know that?
(actually, he's become a twitter addict. Seriously)

Why is twitter so stupid?

Because the birds sued it because of it's name.

I wish I wasn't snickering at the fact that DJ saw what I did there.

granted but now you can't talk

i wish i knew why dont i like facebook?

It's because social networking hates you!

I wish that social networking sites were more truthful

granted but the truth is so, so horrible

i wish i had an ice cream right now

Not granted. We're all out.

I wish... for a vacation!!

granted but due to global warming your beach side hotel on fiji sinks due to rising sea levels and al gore crap

i wish assassin creed 2 pc version would come out sooner

Granted. No computer can play it though.

I wish for a Dead Space 2

granted but it is soo scary you never want to see it again

i might be getting dead space soon... if i can pluck the courage to play it..

i wish for the courage

Granted, you have to become the lion in the wizard of oz, and you have to run off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz! Dum, dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum da da...... Ok, I'm done.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

you get a pet ape instead who seems to know you

i wish i has telekinetic powers

Granted.. Your an L2 with severe mental instability.. (cookie for whoever gets it!)

I wish I was an alien