Re: corrupt-a-wish V.2

by Jtull 2008-03-08, 22:57

granted we have millions. cheers

I wish time was irelevant.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-08, 23:14

Granted, but it's not irRelevant.

I wish for a second N64 (mine was fried yesterday.)

by Darkjedi 2008-03-08, 23:18

Granted, you get a Wii too!
I wish that I had a Wii.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-08, 23:23

Brawl is sold out at the store, though, so you have to buy it off of Amazon or Ebay.

I wish for Hillsong United to tour in America.

by me naam is m 2008-03-09, 06:18

granted. they have a pre-program of 2 hours though, filled with some crapy band that does HIPHOP. ugh.

I wish that tokio hotel stopped playing

by Shemuel 2008-03-09, 17:36

Granted, but their music is re-played forever.

I wish that Raffitz would rise from the dead.

by me naam is m 2008-03-10, 14:32

granted. he becomes a zombie and hunts you for some longforotten youth-trauma. affraid

I wish my IRC was faster.

by Shemuel 2008-03-10, 16:13

Granted, but it gets interrupted by a transmission from a sixty-year-old transsexual.

I wish that you could get watermelons the size of elephants.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-10, 18:30

They are made of super-elastic rubber and have an elephant stuffed into them.

I wish I had a 200gig storage unit.

by Shemuel 2008-03-10, 18:31

granted, but you can't get through the packaging.

I wish that rendeer

invaded Paraguay

by Philly Homer 2008-03-10, 18:51

Error- Rudolph does not exist so therefore Paraguay does not exist. Shady logic...

I wish I was better at Biblical proofs.

by Shemuel 2008-03-10, 18:53

Granted, but no one listens

I wish that snowflakes were made of acid crystals (running out of ideas)

by Philly Homer 2008-03-10, 20:39

You try to catch them on your tongue and... Well, you know what happens next.

I wish my friend would be happy, wherever he goes (he was expelled from his school)

by Darkjedi 2008-03-10, 22:48

Not granted, why did he get expelled?
I wish that I didn't have to wish.

by me naam is m 2008-03-11, 13:19

you don't wish, but everyone wishes you were dead. Evil or Very Mad

I wish that a 60 year old transsexual wasn't interrupting my forum babbling.

by Shemuel 2008-03-11, 16:39

Granted. A seventy-six year old male stripper does instead.

I wish that I was a farao

by me naam is m 2008-03-11, 17:05

wish granted. you become tut-ankh-amon just before he dies.

I wish people wouldn't post such GROSS messages

Shemuel wrote:Granted. A seventy-six year old male stripper does instead.

now I REALLY gotta puke. pale

by Shemuel 2008-03-11, 17:08

Granted.They post far less instead.

I wish that me naam is m wasn't sick.

by me naam is m 2008-03-11, 17:10

I'm not! it's just that that was really gross.

I wish for sunny

I hate rain.

by Shemuel 2008-03-11, 17:25

Granted. That big gale we're having and all other clouds go over the arctic. we have sunshine as the polar bears come killing us all!!! affraid

by Philly Homer 2008-03-11, 18:13

Shemuel is bish slapped by the all-powerful wish-corrupting genie for not wishing.

I wish that "fundamentalist environmentalist" organizations like PETA would just stop forcing their beliefs unto others.

by me naam is m 2008-03-12, 12:05

granted. they now all become JW, and go by doors.

I wish that my ears are getting better

by Philly Homer 2008-03-12, 16:31

Your eyesight gets worse.

I wish that I owned Coca-Cola, the entire Middle East, and... Rammstein!

by Shemuel 2008-03-12, 16:33

Granted, but a terrorist assasinates you for it.
i wish that Tibet was free

by Philly Homer 2008-03-12, 16:34

Only 'cause China disintegrates, and now prices skyrocket because the world's largest manufacturer is gone.

I wish China was controlled by Taiwan.

by Shemuel 2008-03-12, 16:36

Granted. China's government is now in squabbling mode-people hitting others with their shoes like in Taiwan

I wish that
donkeykong lived

by Philly Homer 2008-03-12, 16:40

Donkey Kong is transferred to Square and they Final-Fantasy-ize him. I wonder how that would look...

I wish for seven Euros.

by Shemuel 2008-03-12, 16:42

Granted, but in exchange for all the money you will ever earn.

I wish that the cyclops

ses were still alive today

by me naam is m 2008-03-12, 17:13

granted. they all are blinde and trample ofer everyone.

I wish for a day to have 30 hours.

Shemuel wrote:Granted, but in exchange for all the money you will ever earn.

duh. following the current $ - € exchange , he would anyway. LOL

by Darkjedi 2008-03-12, 19:00

Granted, I stay up all night.
I wish that my vacation was only one week.

by Shemuel 2008-03-12, 19:06

Granted, but your teacher comes to your home and teaches you anyway.

I wish that I couild study

books in the blink of an eye

by Darkjedi 2008-03-12, 19:07

Granted, you go blind.
I have no wish. HEHEHEHEH

by Shemuel 2008-03-12, 19:10

Alkanosis wrote:bish slapped by the all-powerful wish-corrupting genie for not wishing.

by Philly Homer 2008-03-12, 20:14

Argh! Topic has been derailed!

I wish my church taught theology better.

by me naam is m 2008-03-13, 11:59

wish granted... they BEAT it in... old stile.
(this means, ruler and whip affraid

)

I wish for robot to do my homework.

by Shemuel 2008-03-13, 16:22

Granted, but nobody gives you a job as you have forgotten to write Evil or Very Mad

I wish for a biscuit

by me naam is m 2008-03-13, 16:32

I give you a cookie. hahaha

I wish for afro

by Shemuel 2008-03-13, 16:42

Granted. You become an emoticon?

I wish that Darth Vader announced his Gay Pride

by me naam is m 2008-03-13, 16:49

granted. he does so, and strips down right in front of you.
(almost got slapped by wish-genie)
I wish for a cat

by Shemuel 2008-03-13, 17:17

Granted. you are mauled by an escaped tiger.
I wish for a fish

by Philly Homer 2008-03-13, 18:12

Flounder tastes yummy. I eat your fish.

I wish for a "lolcat bible."

by killerflood 2008-03-13, 18:30

granted its destroyed
(wtf is a lolcat bible?)

i wish for a supercomputer

by Shemuel 2008-03-13, 18:32

Granted, but someone else owns it

I wish everyone knew who the Two Ronnies were/are

by Philly Homer 2008-03-13, 18:41

Granted, but nobody likes them for some reason.

I wish people would look stuff up on Wikipedia before going all "wtf is -insert object here-"

by killerflood 2008-03-13, 21:13

granted its all a load of <censored>

i wish for something fun to do

by Shemuel 2008-03-14, 16:26

Granted but you can't do it.

I wish that

s were compulasrily made redundant

by killerflood 2008-03-14, 20:54

they are so redundant a massacre starts

i wish for money

by Philly Homer 2008-03-15, 00:17

You get Zambian money, which is worthless due to hyper-inflation.

I wish for America to send more aid money to Africa, as one time we only sent less than $80... for the entire continent.

by Shemuel 2008-03-15, 11:01

The US sometimes receives more aid than it gives. It's a fact.

Grated, you give all your money away and Ameica is poverty-strcken

I wish that Wales beat France in Rugby today!!!

by killerflood 2008-03-15, 13:59

for once the pethetic french slaughter wales

i wish for my own queen

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