Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 10:26

because descriptions allways get long, and that gets hard to read for non-nerds like me...

why am I feeling so... playboy-like today?

by Shemuel 2008-07-01, 11:20

Because you're wearing a pink bra and rabbit ears

Why am I so tired? Sleep

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 12:17

because, teh nerd you are, you stayed up till 2 in the morning, posting here.

why do I waer a pink bra?

by Shemuel 2008-07-01, 12:31

Because it's your favourite colour

What use is this emoticon?

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 13:11

same as you - none.

What makes you think that pink is my favorite color, when, in fact it's black?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-01, 13:23

beacause you wear a tu-tu.

Why do i always graffiti my books with a jew star being chased by a nazi?

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 14:45

because you are either a Nazi or a Jew.

Why did nobody tried to kill Hitler before he became dangerous?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-01, 15:13

because he is my Great grandad

why didn't he give me his army in his will??

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 15:45

because his great army was annihilated before he could do that.

why is the sun yellow?

by Shemuel 2008-07-01, 15:47

It isn't. Your eyes are yellow.

Why does it rain?

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 15:50

because you're drunk and spraying beer all over you. It isn't raining.

Why ow why am I feeling like it's already vacation?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-01, 15:54

because they took you to area 51.

Why is my concentration camp for the polish taking so long to build?

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 15:57

because the slaves you're using it to build it are polish.

why is earthdeath so Nazi-like?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-01, 16:00

i told you, im hitlers great grandson.

Why was the worlds most intellegent man german? (before he died)

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 16:06

because he had to compensate for Germany's overall stupidity.
(I have about the same hate you have against French against Germans)

why are Germans so goddamn stupid, arrogant and annoying?

by Shemuel 2008-07-01, 16:08

Because they're copying you

Why am I ready to eat food?

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 16:12

because after all that beer, you got hungry.

why am I so... idle today?

by Shemuel 2008-07-01, 16:16

because you have been bleeding out of your anus for a week and haven't noticed Twisted Evil

Why am I so twisted today?

by me naam is m 2008-07-01, 16:18

because you got it from me. evil is contagious.

why am I evil?

by Shemuel 2008-07-08, 11:14

Because most americans are obese.

Why are most americans obese?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-08, 12:46

Because they eat too many cat burguers!

Why am I at 1 point to be Sargent on BF2?

by Shemuel 2008-07-08, 12:54

Because sargeant is a rank one point more than zero.

Why am I watching Chucklevision?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-08, 14:22

because you have no life

Why did my friend try to get a drivers license with a pen drawn mostach?
(He got a criminal record for that)

by Shemuel 2008-07-08, 17:28

Because he thought he was a chuckle brother.

Why is it raining?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-08, 17:47

Because god is throwing water against you, but he hits us all!

Why aren't my keyboard writing!!

by Galaxy-Scarface 2008-07-08, 20:07

Because it decided to become drunken. Why am I bad at most MMORPGs?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-08, 20:18

Because you suck!

Why am I a sergeant in BF2 now?

by Shemuel 2008-07-09, 13:04

because BF2 is BeefCake 2

Why is JPB18 homosexual?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-09, 13:08

Because you are looking at your mirror, not at me (I'm not gay!)

Why do girls hate Shemuel?

by Shemuel 2008-07-09, 13:33

Because they are fed up of being used by him

Why is it raining? Still?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-09, 13:39

Because He doesn't likes you!

Why here is the sun shinning!?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-09, 14:11

Because that is my nuke heading to france

Why wont the french just die??

by **JPB18** 2008-07-09, 14:20

Because they are too relutent to die!

Why don't the French kill each other!?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-09, 14:29

because they are all puffs

Why are the french puffs?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 10:16

Because they are all weird!

Why there is no one in Galaxy-Scarface side on my Starship Battles RPG? (Poor Galaxy)

by Shemuel 2008-07-10, 16:05

Because you are electromagnetically charged. (that can be awkward you know)

Why is grass green?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-10, 16:06

(post a question!)
Why did no-one finish BM2?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 16:07

Because someone painted it with green!

Why did Galaxy-Scarface made be to retreat to the starbase (leaving Earthdeath alone fighting him)?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-10, 16:09

Because he knows any ship with the title HMS is a god!

Why is the british navy so good?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 16:11

Because they have the EU funds behind!

Why is Earthdeath English?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-10, 16:13

Because we are superior!!!

Why is Shemuel welsh?

by Shemuel 2008-07-10, 16:14

Because you are French!!!!!

Why is JPB18 French?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 16:16

I'm not French.

Why are the portugueses the worst people on Europe (Except me[and maybe raffitz] off couse)?

by Shemuel 2008-07-10, 16:16

Because Ronaldo (football) is

Why do I hate football?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 16:17

Because football sucks (I also hate football)!

Why do rich people win money with football?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-10, 16:35

Because they are gay pufters (I hate football too)

Why do people thinjk watching a ball being kicked around is fun?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 16:37

Because they're stupid!

Why do people, one time think x goalkeeper is the best, and 5 minutes later they think he is the worst, cause he let score a goal?

by Shemuel 2008-07-10, 16:48

Because they are drunk. lol!

why do I like rugby?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 16:49

Because rugby is cool! They have violence!

Why do I like Feminine Volleyball?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-10, 16:50

because you are a female

why do americans call football soccer?

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