Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by Shemuel 2008-06-21, 14:21

His schlong is longer than yours.

Why doesn't Darth Vader wear a baseball cap?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-21, 15:17

Becuase i ate him

Why did darth vader taste like chiken?

by Shemuel 2008-06-21, 15:18

Because you taste like beef

Why do I like stir fry?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-21, 15:20

because i pissed in it.

Why did i wii in it?

by Shemuel 2008-06-21, 15:26

Because you felt like an Xbox

Why do birds migrate?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-21, 17:07

because they are polish

What is it with the polish and emigration?

by Shemuel 2008-06-23, 18:11

Immigration is the answer, my dear friend, what what.

Why do Americans think all British people speak like toffs?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-23, 18:33

Because we do, my good chap.

Why do we think all amerucans are fat.

by Shemuel 2008-06-23, 18:39

because Amerucans are fat Americans

Why does Tom Jones live in America?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-23, 18:41

because he ate you.

why does it say people are online when they are'nt?

by Shemuel 2008-06-23, 18:51

Because AIDS came from monkeys

Who caught it first?

by me naam is m 2008-06-24, 16:33

ain't it obvious? some crazy guy who humped with a monkey of course!

why is nobody online?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-24, 17:33

Because i am

Why is everyone always ofline when im on?

by me naam is m 2008-06-24, 17:36

because most people here are Americans, and Shemuel is to busy with drinking beer and partying. as he should. Laughing

why did I almost forget to ask a question?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-24, 17:40

Why wont MNIM ask questions?!

by Shemuel 2008-06-25, 15:19

Because you won't either!!!!

Why do I know what a font is?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-25, 16:02

Because i shot you.

Why is star wars so crap?

by me naam is m 2008-06-25, 16:49

because star trek is awesome. geek

why have I never seen ST DS9?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-25, 18:13

because im an idiot.

why have i never seen st tos?

by me naam is m 2008-06-25, 18:24

you have never zeen TOS?

DIE! INFIDEL! gunner

(you)

why are you such an heretic?

by Shemuel 2008-06-25, 19:23

because he isn't a heretic

Why am I getting picky at spelling (nort reellly)

by me naam is m 2008-06-27, 22:00

because, you said something about GRAMMAR. (MUWHAHAHA)

hem, I'm a southern Dutchman, so H-es are generally ignored

why is the H so overrated?

by Shemuel 2008-06-28, 06:13

Because it looks like a rugby post!!!!!

why am I obsessed with sport?
(and also, which series is TOS?)

by me naam is m 2008-06-28, 08:34

you are obsessed with sport... because you got obesity. (no, that is not a strange or rare disease. about 1/2 of the Americans have it.)

TOS: The Original Series. (duh...) with J.T. Kirk

Why does VOY have so many plot holes?

by Shemuel 2008-06-28, 12:27

Because it has cliffhangers
(then I have seen almost no TOS. It's my least favourite series. Although I haven't seen Janeway)

Why so many cliffhangers?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-28, 12:30

because i pushed them off.

Why do cliffhangers never end with someone hanging from a cliff?

by me naam is m 2008-06-28, 13:33

because... well, that'd be cliché.

why is this so cliché?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-28, 13:58

because i forgot what it means

How the hell did i manage that?

by me naam is m 2008-06-28, 14:06

because, face it, your head is a vacuum

why am I so... evil today?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-28, 14:25

Because you are hitlers grandson.

How come all my real friends are scared of me?
(They have no reason to be...yet)

by Shemuel 2008-06-28, 18:06

Because you pay them lots of money

why do Americans love guns?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-28, 18:10

because they need them against my army.

Why is it taking so long for me to get my M4 Assualt rifle?

by Shemuel 2008-06-28, 18:11

Because there is no M25 assault rifle as the cars need it

Why is paper made from trees?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-28, 18:19

because there aren't enough lawyers.

Why are lawyers so annoying.

by Shemuel 2008-06-28, 18:20

Because they copy you.

Why is my toungue swollen to twice its normal size?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-28, 18:32

Because you thought it was a sausage

Why does my dog think its a cat?

by Shemuel 2008-06-28, 18:40

Because a horse thinks it's a donkey

Why do people call excrement poop?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-28, 19:31

(did you mean to say sh*t?)
because they eat it.

How am i watching austin powers, spiderman 2 and typing this at the same time?

by me naam is m 2008-06-29, 11:18

you're a complete lifeless nerd, dork and jurk.

why am I feeling like bashing things today?

by Shemuel 2008-06-29, 13:44

(No I didn't)

Because you live in Bashland (no innuendo intended)

Where is Bashland?

by me naam is m 2008-06-29, 14:09

well, it lies in the empire of the bashing king...

by Earthdeath 2008-06-29, 15:03

Why wont MNIM ask questions!?

by Shemuel 2008-06-29, 15:35

Because he has a monkey butt

Why does MNIM have a monkey butt?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-29, 15:40

because his dad is a monkey.

do you know anyone who is inbread?

by Shemuel 2008-06-29, 15:47

Yes, and I'm answering his question

What is inbreeding?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-29, 15:50

when your parents are brother and sister.

is MNIM satans son?

by me naam is m 2008-06-29, 16:32

yep...

"are you feeling particularly evil today, Satan my master?"

by Earthdeath 2008-06-30, 19:52

"Yes, lets go get you those polish slaves!"

Why are the poles so dumb?

by Xel'Haddas 2008-07-01, 00:28

Cuz' you ain't got the brains to see the difference (jk).

If a parrot likes crackers, why do rabbits hate crackers?

by Shemuel 2008-07-01, 07:01

Because in a parrallel universe parrots and rabbits both have spacehips and are fighting each other to the death for control of the solar system. Alright?

Why am I in such a descriptive mood today?

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