Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by Philly Homer 2008-06-11, 18:44

Hug each other so hard that they passed out and due to suffocation, die.

Why do I deliberate so?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-11, 19:18

because im mentally retarded

What would happen if god died?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-11, 20:23

Nietzsche would have a field day.

Why have we killed God?

by me naam is m 2008-06-12, 14:06

well, aint it obvious? the human nature is to revolt against en overthrow leaders. Nero, Ceasar, king Louis XVI, Saddam, god...

I wish to know why bush hasn't been overthrown yet.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-12, 14:20

Tax cuts for everyone! (I think everyone is referring to the people with $200 million +)

Why can't Bush rule the world and install a theocracy?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-12, 14:53

because he has the IQ of a squirrel

why is microsoft so evil?

by Shemuel 2008-06-12, 15:50

Because it saw your face.

Why am I so offensive?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-12, 16:29

because getting trashed is elmo's speciality.

Why is elmo so gay?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-12, 16:49

You run around 7 hours a day with a trash can over your head whilst banding it with an egg-beater and playing Scotland the Brave on the bagpipes.

Why don't people like bagpipes?

by Shemuel 2008-06-12, 18:20

Because bagpipes remind them of bagpipes

Why are some people more clever than others?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-12, 18:28

We can't put all people in the madhouse, you know.

Why do people like Megadeth, Slayer, and Metallica, but forget about Anthrax?

by Shemuel 2008-06-12, 18:33

Because anthrax kills

Do you breathe?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-12, 18:36

let me check.....*thud*

how am i posting this if i just died?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-12, 18:41

Because Xenu is controlling your body and reanimating your corpse, and now you are alive. [/Scientology]

Why does Scientology even dare exist?!

by Shemuel 2008-06-12, 19:24

Because lilac is a shade of purple

Why does rain fall?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-12, 19:41

Because god pisses through a seive (no offense alka)

Why does the sun shine

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-12, 21:11

Because your butt is painted with chrome.

Why did Gene Roddenbery come up with Star Trek?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-12, 21:19

It was to counteract Elron Hubbard's Dianetics that was to be written in fifteen years.

Why is Scientology such a shady belief system?

by me naam is m 2008-06-13, 08:44

because, somehow, LUNATIC people are promoting it.

why is Tom Cruise SUCh an idiot?

by Shemuel 2008-06-13, 08:45

Because he's your bother

Why haven't I revised for any exam?

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-13, 12:03

Because 'revision' is an unknown word to you.

Why isn't green purple?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 12:40

Because purple would be yellow, yellow would be blue, blue would be green, and green would be purple.

Why am I using circumlocution?

by me naam is m 2008-06-13, 14:02

because it's confusing, and confusing s funny!

why am I not?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 14:04

Everyone knows you are secretly English, living as a spy in the Netherlands. Oh, and you have RPGs in your house.

Why does that not make sense?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-13, 14:06

Beacause i just stole the RPGs.

Why cant all the poles go back to their own country?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 14:08

Because Prussia is too awesome. Catholics cannot be in a Protestant-majority area.

by me naam is m 2008-06-13, 14:29

I KILL YOU!!! DIE INFIDEL!!!

oh yeah, and because I need poles as slaves.

anyway, why doe you think I'm English? I only learned English, because it's always useful to speak the language of your enemy... Twisted Evil

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 14:37

I think you are English because... umm... Satan told me? In sorte diaboli!

Does anyone actually know what "in sorte diaboli" means?

by Shemuel 2008-06-13, 14:47

("In evil sorts" I think. Or it could possibly be "in disgraceful evil")

"I've eaten a goat's pyjamas"

Why?

by me naam is m 2008-06-13, 14:53

because they actually smell less than the goat itself.

@ aka: that's impossible. I haven't told you that.

can anyone give me a drink?

by Shemuel 2008-06-13, 14:58

Reverse thrust.

If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-13, 16:07

do you make a sound when you take a dump?if yes, thats your answer

Why did i just squirt a cop with a water gun??

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 16:09

(Actually, it means "In direct contact with the devil.")

It seemed like the right thing to do, wouldn't you agree?

Why am I here on Earth? Why must I suffer?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-13, 16:17

because a tree got stuck in a cat named shemuel.

Why am i so thick?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 16:18

You waddled around in the puddle of pudding far too long, pudge-boy!

If vitamin A helps you to see, does vitamin C help you to A?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-13, 16:20

yes.you do smell

Why, no matter how much i eat, do i still stay thin without surgeory?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 16:26

Of course. You could always cut out the fat with a fruit knife, silly.

Why am I such a sadist?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-13, 16:43

because your sadist huessain.

Where the hell is osama bin laden

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 16:49

You'll find him next to Waldo. They're the best of buddies. But that leads to our next question...

Where in the world is Waldo?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-13, 16:55

next to wally

Where in the world is wally?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 17:01

Sorry, he's in the Pokemon game. Wait, then Osama bin Laden is in a Pokemon game? What?

What just happened here?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-13, 17:28

we slipped into an alternate reality were pokemon is gay.no, we were here the whole time.

Why is pokemon gay??

by me naam is m 2008-06-13, 20:23

well, because, some geek Chinese guy thought it should be.

why is my room so dark? What a Face

by Philly Homer 2008-06-14, 01:00

You are chanting and having a Satanic ritual where you eat babies and stew dead people's brains and eat them.

Why so crazy, MNIM?

by me naam is m 2008-06-15, 17:37

by Shemuel 2008-06-15, 18:06

Because he's afraid of your avatar

Why am I a registered Donkey?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 09:25

Your name spelled... correctly... is She-Mule.

Why is Shemuel's name Shemuel?

by me naam is m 2008-06-16, 11:23

because he's a crazy Welshman!

Why don't I have Porsche in my garage.

by Darkjedi 2008-06-16, 12:26

Because it's afraid of your left index finger!

Why is my hair a dirty blond color?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 12:47

You would prefer it to be a clean blond colour? [/Brit]

Why does Metallica's stuff after the Black Album suck?

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