Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 11:42

The title says it all, the first poster asks a crazy question and then the next poster answers it and asks their own question.

Example:

First poster answers above question then asks one like...
How do you spell pizza?

Next poster comes along
By putting a trash can on your head and counting to twenty thousand.

Then asks their own.

I'll start.

Why is that dog acting like a cat?

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-10, 11:45

Because the dog is the ugliest one of all time and had to be classified as an ugly cat!

Why is the Dreadnought RPG not open to the public yet?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 11:53

I told you, because I failed my geography exam!!!!!!!!!

Why is the sky blue?

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-10, 13:06

Because your butt is purple.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 14:55

Not as much as Chuck Norris can!

Why is green tea so good?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-10, 16:20

becaause my IQ test came back negative

What colour do smurfs turn if you strangle them?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 16:34

Ben Stein can answer that.

How does our being contribute to global warming at all?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 17:56

We create ice on a small moon of Pluto.

Will does it always rain on me?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 17:57

Only in Pyongyang, North Korea.

Where is the love?

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-10, 17:58

Buy some overstock!

Why does Shemuel drink?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 18:00

No one plays the Dark Horse RPG

Why does 1 + 1 = 2?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-10, 18:07

because 2+2 equals window

Why am i a retard?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 18:09

Only in your own mind.

Why is the world not flat?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 18:10

Beacause stone tastes like tapioca

What is gravity?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 18:17

A figment of Bush's imagination.

Why disillusionment with TV?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 18:19

Because sex on the telly with mum and dad is embarrasing. I didn't know they knew how to use a camcorder XO

What is culture?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 18:21

It happens when you fall into a well.

If one asked you to find x, what would you do?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 18:22

Say Here it is--->x

I think, therefore I ........?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 18:32

...Know! I just hate Descartes, sorry. I refuse to say "am".

How did Europe become so secular and liberal and pluralistic?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 18:35

By eating spinach

What is the meaning of life?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 18:39

To stone Michael Jackson.

If a = b, and b = c, does a = c?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 18:48

9lb

Who won the battle of Hastings?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 18:49

The French are far too liberal.

Why are you more likely to find a pious Christian in Pyongyang than in the streets of Paris?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 18:52

Because Paris is actually a gay Greek god

What colour is this guy? confused

by Philly Homer 2008-06-10, 18:55

What guy?

Why conservatism?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 19:00

Because there is no word in Arabic for frog.

Black sheep, black sheep, have you any wool?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-10, 19:08

Michael Jackson and a microwave equals a puddle.

Why is MJ a pedophile?

by Shemuel 2008-06-10, 19:20

because he is.

What is Pi?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-10, 19:23

donkeys on steroids, thats what.

if a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-11, 00:26

Only in France.

If people in Europe don't believe in anything, do they believe in not believing in anything?

by me naam is m 2008-06-11, 10:25

since they do not believe in something, they believe in no thing, and believing in no thing is believing in a thing!!!

do I sound logical?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-11, 10:28

Only if the Pope's name is John. (Yeah, I understand. It's slightly circular, though.)

Why circumlocution?

by me naam is m 2008-06-11, 17:35

because it makes people dizzy! (although I know you're too intelligent for that.)

Why does nobody give me something to drink?

by Shemuel 2008-06-11, 17:36

Because everything's really wii!<please edit if offensive

What is the theme tune to the new Indiana Jones?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-11, 17:38

In the Name of Life.

Why can't Metallica not be mainstream appeasers?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-11, 18:18

because george bush invaded them for oil.

why does george bush invade people for oil?mainly iraq repeatedly?

by Shemuel 2008-06-11, 18:20

Because Polly wants a cracker

Why do parrots talk?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-11, 18:24

It only happens in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

Why does this hotel TV have a Catholic channel and a televangelist channel right next to each other?

by Shemuel 2008-06-11, 18:26

Because the manager is Buddhist

What is Alka doing in a hotel?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-11, 18:28

he wants the free towels.

why am i in a nuclear weapons storeroom?

by Shemuel 2008-06-11, 18:29

Because the sky is falling.

Who owns Bermuda?

by Meganew Trek 2008-06-11, 18:30

The Vexxians.

Where is Dyson?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-11, 18:32

in his grave after the terminator killed him in terminator 2.

why do my clothes say test subject 1 and there is a security camera in the wall?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-11, 18:33

It is a figment of your imagination.

If MMOs are so popular, why does no one here (other than me) play them?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-11, 18:36

( i play pardus)

because MMO stands for massive mum opression

Why is runescape so popular??

by Shemuel 2008-06-11, 18:36

Because they don't eat enough kale

what is the meaning of life?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-11, 18:37

Not in any way, shape, or form what you think it means.

Why is that the case?

by Shemuel 2008-06-11, 18:38

Because your bum is hairy

Why did I not revise for exams?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-11, 18:39

Because Judas Priest still hasn't released their new album.

Why do good people suffer?

by Shemuel 2008-06-11, 18:42

Because suffer is Hebrew for donkey

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