Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by Philly Homer 2008-12-03, 19:42

I can pound you with many ounces of force.

Why are you so delightfully evil?

by me naam is m 2008-12-03, 19:45

because Satan wishes it

why the hell did somebody invent satanism?

by Xel'Haddas 2008-12-04, 20:45

Because some guy wanted to have a reason to beat and torture everyone.

Why do people say "interwebz!?!!1!!one!1!"?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-05, 11:41

Wrong. They say "SMITE!!!!!".

Why does Jim Russ like me as a friend?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-06, 23:25

He likes you more than just as a friend... He likes you as a brother!

Why do guys at my school act gay?

by killerflood 2008-12-07, 00:00

They just want to be more like you.

What does the world have instore for us humans?

by me naam is m 2008-12-07, 08:01

that what we're making of it. DEATH.

how much is 456453 +76474 ^ 54 / 654345?

by killerflood 2008-12-07, 13:51

wow you found the equation for infinite!

What does darkwing have in store for us? Suspect

by leewatson1 2008-12-07, 13:54

a laggy glitchy game

what if the world ceased to be

by me naam is m 2008-12-07, 16:34

then that would also include you

why the hell is everyone telling their (sad) lives and problem on this forum lately?

by leewatson1 2008-12-07, 16:35

becouse people are finally getting in touch with there emotion and its easier to explain it to a complete dtranger than a friend or family

why must i do this i can necer think of a question

by me naam is m 2008-12-07, 16:44

because it's also possible to just not post.

what is the most awesome song in the world?

by leewatson1 2008-12-07, 17:04

paint it black by the rolling stones

why do i love that song so much

by me naam is m 2008-12-07, 17:19

because it's the first emo song in the world

why did tenacious D not remember the greatest song in the world?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-07, 21:26

He was attacked by tentacles.

Whatever happened to some people?

by killerflood 2008-12-07, 22:17

Fat Albert ate them. Laughing

Why oh why did I eat that pie. (I love rhyming!)

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-07, 22:22

You didn't know that it was a bomb.

What happened to all the attractive Asian girls around?

by Kiyoshi Midnight 2008-12-08, 12:19

-_-' That's not a what-if question, but I'll go with it.

They ran away because you were chasing them.

What If the world WAS flat?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-08, 12:36

I'm sorry. You will die in 3 seconds.

What if Terra and I were married?

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-08, 12:43

........
I would buy a .44 Colt Magnum, shoot you, and blame it on someone else, then take a private flight to Oklahoma City, Oklahoma....

What if we found another inhabitable planet like Earth?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-08, 13:09

The colonists would revolt and kill the Terrans.

What if fusion stopped?

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 13:34

then fission would start.

why can't people read the darn topic? it clearly says "Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer"!

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-08, 14:25

They are illiterate.

Why do I like Terra?

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 16:14

because you are a dirty, 70 years old pervert which uses a certain kind of blue pills...

are UFO's real?

by Shemuel 2008-12-08, 16:22

Duh!

What if everyone had read The Hobbit?

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 16:30

then we'd all be awesome

mummy, where do babies come from?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-08, 19:57

Your guts.

What causes an urge to have s*x in men and women's minds?

by me naam is m 2008-12-09, 13:11

evil hornyness.

will DJ keep of the vidocin?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-09, 16:23

No.
What made DJ become addicted?

by me naam is m 2008-12-09, 17:18

the vidocin, duh Rolling Eyes

how do weels roll?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-12, 10:12

Grease. What is Gasoline?

by me naam is m 2008-12-12, 10:46

it's the stuff that you chug down and get drunk from. Rolling Eyes

what will i be doing this evening?

by killerflood 2008-12-17, 17:10

Eating garbage.

Why did I start that AAR?

by me naam is m 2008-12-17, 17:21

because pirate 'HARR matey' said so.

is there life beyond the stars?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-29, 18:29

The stars are sewn on your pants, so yes.

What causes you to die?

by me naam is m 2008-12-29, 18:31

complete and utter explicit show of ignorance.

why am i feeling like getting a crate of beer out of the fridge and emptying it tonight?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-29, 18:37

Because you want to see prtty flowers in your head.

What causes drunkenness?

by Shemuel 2008-12-29, 18:47

little drink-pixies.

What became of the Titanic?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-29, 18:48

He colided with maganew's ubering... xD

What happened with the not ubering meganew?

by me naam is m 2008-12-29, 18:49

it was never born

why do i feel so... bashy?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-29, 18:50

because everyone feel that way...

Why does everyone needs to bash meganew?

by me naam is m 2008-12-29, 18:56

because he's ubering, ignorant and annoying

who will get banneded?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-31, 08:59

You will if you keep this up. What happened to the less-bashing MNIM?

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 09:00

he got annoyed by the more ubering and annoying meganew

why do you uber?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-31, 09:09

Because of the Uber ships in Flash Trek. What can I do to seop ubering? (I do it without knowing it.)

by **JPB18** 2008-12-31, 09:37

just stop making up new devices! Use the ones already existing!

Why do I think that maganew won't listen to me?

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 09:44

because he forgot to put off his earphones

why is metal awesome?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-31, 09:46

Cause it's shinny!

Why are teachers boring?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-31, 09:51

They were bored by teachers when they were kids. And so on, and so on, and so on. What makes learning boring?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-31, 09:53

The fact that we pass 90 minutes in a row looking for a board...

What makes parents spy what we're doing while we're with friends?

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