Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 16:53

[I'm not a female, i'm a male who like to see girls playing in short suits]

Because for the americans football is stupid!

Why does Earthdeath going to win this part in starship battles?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-10, 16:58

Because tactics play a big part in my job

why does it?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 17:03

Because, the Federation thinks that every captain must have a good training in tactics.

Why does the Fed. thinks that?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-10, 17:24

because they havnt been on a ship before.

Why does russia have a reputation for vodka?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 17:37

Because it is a good drink!

Why does the English think they are the best?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2008-07-10, 17:40

because they have never been chalenged hard enough.

Why do people hack random computers?

by Shemuel 2008-07-10, 18:02

Because they're not going to hack their own! Duh!

Why (Yay! I'm watching Batman returns! At last) have I just decided I like Batman?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 18:04

Cause you are a person.

WTF is only day 10 and I already spended 65% of my trafic plafound?

by Shemuel 2008-07-10, 18:07

WTH?

What is JPB18 saying?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 18:14

I'm asking you why did I already spent 65% of my available mensal traffic!

Can you answer the question above?

by Shemuel 2008-07-10, 18:46

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No! What's mensal mean?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-10, 19:14

By month (Wrote portuguese! Sorry!)

Why can't I write this thing right? Arg!

by Earthdeath 2008-07-10, 20:01

beacause you cant read

why is abbriviated such a long word?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2008-07-10, 20:28

because it cant be abbreviated. Why does porn have to be in everything?

by eravenheart 2008-07-11, 00:38

Because porn is IN everything.

Does anyone care that this post is 18 pages long and has all the humor of a retard humping a doorknob?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-11, 07:44

No.

Does anyone from here have the full colection of battlestar galactica dvd's?

by Shemuel 2008-07-11, 08:26

YES!!! Me! Me!

(not really)

Why am I in such an evil mood?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-11, 09:28

Because you are suffering?

Are you suffering?

by Trekkieenterprise 2008-07-11, 09:53

If a 2x4 is a 4x2 then what is a
2
x
4?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2008-07-11, 11:25

obviosly a

4
x
2

Why do people torture their animals for no reason?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-11, 11:26

Cause they don't have feelings!

Why did my pets died? Sad

by Galaxy-Scarface 2008-07-11, 11:30

because they ran out of life.

Why do people like to ride motorcycles when they know they could die on any given moment?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-11, 11:32

Cause they like the risk!

Why do I like game: Uss Enterprize II: The wrath of riker?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2008-07-11, 11:37

cuz you like porn.

Why do I think Star Trek: Conquest is both fun and frustrating?

by **JPB18** 2008-07-11, 11:43

Because you didn't liked it (It's a movie or a game Question

).

by Earthdeath 2008-07-11, 16:38

Why has nobody heard of halfl life 2?
(its won over 100 awards!)

by Shemuel 2008-07-18, 09:41

Because they have a whole life.

Why is my name green?

by Earthdeath 2008-07-18, 10:46

because your a mod

why doesnt my brother get out of bed before 3 in the afternoon?

by me naam is m 2008-08-06, 17:52

because he learned it from me. Razz

by Shemuel 2008-08-06, 18:36

Why hasn't MNIM learnt to ask a question?

by me naam is m 2008-08-08, 08:45

because you didn't answer.

why am I so procrastinating?

by Deoran Drages 2008-09-10, 04:05

because you love doing homework but hate handing it.

why am i posting?

by me naam is m 2008-09-10, 14:41

because you like it.

by **JPB18** 2008-09-10, 14:49

why did MNIM not posted a question for me?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-10, 14:50

becase he is your dad

Why is he your dad?

by **JPB18** 2008-09-10, 14:57

Cause he is not my dad.

Why are you imagining stuff?

by me naam is m 2008-09-10, 16:48

because he's on crack.

is using crack allowed in the UK army?

by **JPB18** 2008-09-10, 16:55

I think not!

Why Does anybody smoke this days?

by me naam is m 2008-09-10, 17:08

because they are stupid as hell

why are my parents so strict?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-10, 17:54

because they hate you.

why doesnt the cafeteria serve beer?

by Shemuel 2008-09-10, 17:56

They do, just they hide it whenever you pass by

Why is monkfish expensive?

by me naam is m 2008-09-10, 18:01

because monastries don't like their monks to be captured and turned into fish.

why does this Fart Vader stink so hard?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-10, 18:04

because i you ate a dead squirrel

what if i was never born?

by Shemuel 2008-09-10, 18:29

Then there would be no death of the earth

What if pasta was very fattening?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-10, 18:44

then italy would be the same as america.

what if Zxds is lying?

by me naam is m 2008-09-10, 19:16

the I'd be right.

what if I was right?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-10, 19:27

than the voices in your head would take over

What if i wasnt married?

by me naam is m 2008-09-10, 19:30

you would have 3 hot chicks all at once.

what if I had a beer?

Earthdeath wrote:than the voices in your head would take over

they already have.

by Earthdeath 2008-09-10, 19:42

than i would go around your house

what if ireland had never dicsovered beer?

by me naam is m 2008-09-10, 19:51

then they'd still have whiskey.

what if we sat up a mega party with shemuel, me and you?

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