Re: Corrupt a Wish V.3

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-09, 17:24

Granted. He made a wish that you didn't exist, and the Wish Genie, not liking you in the first place, grants it without corrupting it.

I wish for a Soda

by me naam is m 2008-12-09, 17:26

Terra Nova wrote:Granted. He made a wish that you didn't exist, and the Wish Genie, not liking you in the first place, grants it without corrupting it.

pwnt.

granted. it contains 50% whiskey though

*thinks: yummy!*

by Darkjedi 2008-12-10, 05:15

I wish for Tracer to die.

(Wait, did I just say that?)

Note: Yeah, he's been ~~taunting~~ harassing me with his gayness on Dondon's forum.

darkjedi wrote:
Tracer35 wrote:oh and I luv you DJ mwha
Want to die?

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-10, 11:11

Granted. The Wish Genie, being to tired after smiting meganew, doesn't do it. I go in his place and beat him senseless with a steel baseball bat and golf club.

I wish for Jtull to stay.

by me naam is m 2008-12-10, 12:51

granted, but everyone trying to bash him, get smited by the smiter-in-charge (DW)

i wish for a white christmas.

by Darkjedi 2008-12-10, 12:55

Granted, the snow is "yellow".

I wish that my dad would go back to sleep, so that I could stay online longer.

by me naam is m 2008-12-10, 13:19

granted, but the wish genie also puts a post-it message on your back saying 'geek'

i wish that some people around here would stop being so... bashing

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-12, 10:15

Granted, They are demoralized.

I wish for te US to win the War on Terror.

by me naam is m 2008-12-12, 10:45

granted. the US become terrorist itself.

i wish for a banana

by Jim Russ 2008-12-16, 17:21

Granted, It's diseased and you die.

I wish my life wasn’t busy.

by killerflood 2008-12-16, 23:18

granted, you're now a lazy fat***. Laughing

<---evil laugh

I wish for Empire total war to be out.

by me naam is m 2008-12-17, 06:42

Jim Russ wrote:Granted, It's diseased and you die.

I wish my life wasn’t busy.

i didn't say i wanted to eat it. Laughing

decorrupted pwnage!

granted. as buggy as windows vista, of course.

i wish for windows vista never to have been invented.

by killerflood 2008-12-17, 17:06

granted whatever they come out with sucked as much as vista does now.

True wish (I wish for everything to be ok with terra and the forum.)

Corruptable wish(I wish for cheese grilled sandwich. even though I don't like them. Smile

by me naam is m 2008-12-17, 17:26

granted. you start to like them, you start eating to much, and then your tighs explode. (LOL @ spongebob squarepants)

i wish to give DJ a beer

by killerflood 2008-12-17, 18:44

granted but patrick eats can before DJ can drink it. (join the club!)

I wish for squidward to one day flip out and start a rampage. (and that was the end of spongebob dear friends. I'm so sorry.) Twisted Evil

by me naam is m 2008-12-18, 07:16

granted. he grabs his m16, and starts shooting at spongy, but he doesn't realise that an m16 doesn't work underwater.

i wish to have a cake

by killerflood 2008-12-18, 11:53

granted, the cake is a lie.

I wish for happy holidays for everyone!

by me naam is m 2008-12-18, 13:37

granted. everyone, except you.

(didn't see that one coming, huh?)

i wish for a lie.

by Darkjedi 2008-12-18, 14:31

Granted.

My dog didn't kill a mole 2 weeks ago.

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I wish that I could go back and relive the past 4 years of my life.

by me naam is m 2008-12-18, 16:49

granted. howver, you don't join this forum again...

i wish for a cat

by Jtull 2008-12-18, 17:05

granted but DJ steals it.

I wish for a hot GF.

by Shemuel 2008-12-18, 17:15

Granted, but she used to be a man

I wish for nothing.

by Jtull 2008-12-18, 17:18

Shemuel wrote:Granted, but she used to be a man

I wish for nothing.

you are soo evil!!!!

granted now you dont exist.

I wish for a TARDIS.

by me naam is m 2008-12-18, 17:22

granted. but the TARDIS doesn't like you.

i wish for a cookie

by Jtull 2008-12-18, 17:27

(ill just perswade it to do what I want to/make it like me.)

granted but its full of magots.

I wish for girls to like me.

by Shemuel 2008-12-18, 18:00

Granted. But they were all men.

i wish for a table.

by Jtull 2008-12-18, 18:05

what that dosent work.

granted but you dont have any chairs.

I wish to know everything.

by me naam is m 2008-12-18, 18:24

granted. your head explodes.

i wish to have 70 female virgins, and not to be screwed like achmed.

by Jtull 2008-12-18, 18:27

granted you are now renederd impitant.

I wish terra was here.

by killerflood 2008-12-18, 20:52

granted but you feel lonelier than ever with her talking about her BF. (not DJ (don't get your mind in the gutter) it's not me)

I wish every one was a little bit happier.

by **JPB18** 2008-12-18, 20:55

but then you would be a lot sadder...

I wish that this wish wasn't breakable...

by killerflood 2008-12-18, 21:29

It just bends when you die in two seconds.

I wish I know why I'm feeling selfless today.

but then you would be a lot sadder...

lol

by me naam is m 2008-12-19, 07:51

you posted the corruption yourself!

i wish for cute date for this evening Wink

by killerflood 2008-12-19, 13:37

me naam is m wrote:you posted the corruption yourself!

i wish for cute date for this evening

actually I was lolling at your corruption I wasn't posting one to my own.

but anyway...granted it's with a yodeler. She yodels with passion in her heart! Laughing

I wish for me to do good on my engineering exam.

by me naam is m 2008-12-19, 13:39

granted, but your teacher accuses you of cheating, and you get a big, fat ZERO.

i wish for a white christmas!

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-19, 13:41

Granted. You do it too good, and get taken away to a secure facility.

I wish for school to end NOW!

by killerflood 2008-12-19, 13:43

Granted, you get a job at Mc'donalds. Twisted Evil

I wish for a Coke. (i'm thirsty)

lol at Terra's

by me naam is m 2008-12-19, 13:54

Terra Nova wrote:Granted. You do it too good, and get taken away to a secure facility.

I wish for school to end NOW!

did you just corrupt it in the way i think you corrupted it? Razz

granted. it's spiked with whiskey, and you get drunk.

i wish for a beer

by killerflood 2008-12-19, 14:05

durrr uhh grantzzz you getz drukz lik miz...*BUUUUURPP*

I wish for more willpower!

EDIT: How do you think she corrupted it?

by me naam is m 2008-12-19, 14:15

(in a way which i shouldn't post here)

granted. you become a dictator, but you get executed when the people get tired of you.

i wish for an F16

by killerflood 2008-12-20, 19:48

Granted you crash, luckily it has airbags...of sorts. Twisted Evil

I wish for summer break to come early.

P.S. PM what how you think she corrupted it.

by me naam is m 2008-12-20, 19:56

granted. but it's till winter anyway.

i wish that politics were not necessary.

(nah, seriously, i can't post that here or on PM...)

by Irish Devil 2008-12-24, 23:48

granted, no politics no collaborative forums due to no communication between countries,

I wish I didn't suck at flash trek assault

by Jim Russ 2008-12-24, 23:57

Granted, you do good at that but bad at everyday things in life.

I wish Assult was never made

by Galaxy-Scarface 2008-12-25, 11:39

granted. it is because vex never lived, which means no flashtrek game was ever made, and thus this forum doesn't exist. i wish i had a trillion dollars.

by Jim Russ 2008-12-25, 13:22

You use it all up in gambling.

I wish that BM3 was already done…

by Shemuel 2008-12-25, 13:31

Granted, but it' all buggy and bad graphics

I wish for a fish.

by Jim Russ 2008-12-25, 13:34

Granted, you drop in on the way back to your house and it dies on the pavement.

I wish that I was a Jedi…

by Jtull 2008-12-25, 17:27

granted you can only use the force on apples.

I wish I was iresistable to hot girls.

by Jim Russ 2008-12-25, 17:47

Then those two you met would get jealous.

I wish that nukes were never invented.

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