Re: Corrupt a Wish V.3

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-03, 16:34

Granted. *slap* *backhand* *slap*

I wish I didn't have to go through mood swings every month.

by me naam is m 2009-02-03, 16:49

granted. to quote rei: you are now "a woman which does not bleed."

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i wish my mind wasn't as @*&$ed up as it currently is

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-05, 20:35

Granted. You are someone that is boring and not interesting and you die lonely.

I wish for..... -gets mind out of gutter- a chocolate cookie.

by me naam is m 2009-02-05, 20:41

granted. but it contains alcohol...

i wish for ludicrous amounts of beer!

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-06, 17:54

Granted. They arrive at your door, but they are all bad beer choices.

I wish for this evil week to end.

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-02-06, 18:00

granted. next week is even more evil. i wish that i had a wish to wish.

by Shemuel 2009-02-06, 18:09

Granted. you wish for constipation.

I wish for a £5 note.

by me naam is m 2009-02-07, 11:13

Galaxy-Scarface wrote:granted. next week is even more evil.

(dude... cannot happen... have to wait three weeks, you know)

granted. the pound drops in value so fast that the dollar seems skyrocketing compared to it.

i wish for world domination!

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-09, 11:24

Granted. You rule the world for 1 minute but are killed in a riot, and I am the one holding the rifle that shot you.

I wish to have more time on my hands.

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 12:13

(nooooooo! why did you have to kill me? Sad

)

granted. you get here more often. however, it ain't exactly healthy on the part off your sanity.

i wish i could concentrate myself, dammit!

by **Thingy** 2009-02-09, 14:06

granted, you get so concentrated that you get a headache that never goes away... you live your whole life in agony.

I wish knew how to code

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 14:19

tonight, we code in HELL!!!

i vex was a less sloppy coder.

by **Thingy** 2009-02-09, 15:02

He becomes a perfect coder but is assimilated by EA and turned into a brainless coder zombie.

I wish i wasnt so bored Mad

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 15:51

not granted. the wish genie can't even fix that with himself. but what do you want, with all these lame wishes?

i wish for a cute kitten!

by **Thingy** 2009-02-09, 16:12

granted, a kitty killer ties you to a chair and gives your kitten a slow and painful death in front of you.

I wish for... a chicken

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 16:15

granted. our resident fox decides to bite it's head off... Razz

teeheehee.

i wish to be an awesome artist.

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-09, 16:26

Granted. You die like them too.

I wish for a ca... wait nevermind... for the wish genie to give MNIM some inspiration.

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 16:36

granted. however, it is not exactly suitable for this forum, if you know what i mean. ^-^

i wish i got my new PC soon.

by **Thingy** 2009-02-09, 16:37

Granted, it has a gutternmindedness filter which drives you insane

I wish for a windows OS that actually doesnt blow up every 5 minutes

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 16:41

wish not granted. wish genie lets terra slap you for asking impossibilities.

i wish that flash was good again.

by **Thingy** 2009-02-09, 16:44

Granted, all the crappy tower defence games dissapear from all the flash creators minds and they start doing something that doesnt suck. Without any consequences

I wish newgrounds didnt suck so hard( i mean, if a black hole comes near earth, it's going to be sucked into the NG servers, it's THAT bad)

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 16:48

granted. however, the trolls there still suck &$#*!

i wish trolls weren't so... trollish!

by Trekkieenterprise 2009-02-09, 17:13

Granted. You get teleported to RuneScape and get drowned by goblins.

I wish i wished for a wish in wishtown to get a wish from Wishmaster. (this works... try it!)

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 17:25

granted...

you get a fish from the fishmaster.

Nightwish - Fishmaster. Razz