Corrupt a Wish V.3

Granted

I wish BM3 was done

granted it is done but it hasn't been uploaded

i wish for my sprite

Granted, but only the can

I wish people Corrupted the Wishes

granted it is so corrupt that they become pure

i wish...for pie?

the pie pan

I wish for a soda

granted you drop a mento into it.

i wish for jtull to post!

Granted. He becomes a virus that kills you.

I wish for an uncorruptble item.

But there it turns corruptible and it eats you.

I wish that I could travel more often.

Your ambitions nature makes you fly all over the world all good and safe, until terrorists crash your plane.

I wish I was the president of the US

Granted. [I'm not going to corrupt that..... That is actually a good thing!]

I wish that the war on terrorism was over.

Granted. The terrorists rule the US, Europe, the Middle East, and Asia.

I wish that the war on terrorism was over, and that the terrorists lost.

Granted (That’s a good thing)

I wish that nuclear power was never invented

Granted.Partice colliders are used as weapons instead

I wish france ceased to be.

Granted. The plants explode, causing nuclear winter.

I wish nuclear plants, when exploded, couldn't cause harmful radiation to people.

*f-f-f-facepalm*

I wish for paradox plaza to be up and running again.

Granted. You die in the process

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, MT can come cheer you up

I wish I knew everything.

granted, say hello to being an annoying smart***.

I wish for to get edumacated, read me a book. (again with the lolcats)

But you lose all of your knowlage when some evil people brainwash you.

I wish I had a printer carterage which would never run out.

Sure, you won’t feel it, but it will happen and your body will break down.

I wish MT was a Mod.

Granted. You shatter every window in the world.

I wish for Me to be a mod and Alka to be an Admin.

Granted. You abuse your mod powers and Alka bans you permanently

I wish for common sense to return to the world.

granted we all turn into mindless drones

chaos was part of order

Die!!!

I wish for Terra Nova's skin to turn blue.

people thinks shes an andorian and kill her (mega your cruel)

i wish i ahde a stable relationship

Meganew Trek wrote:Die!!!

I wish for Terra Nova's skin to turn blue.

[What have you with seeing her blue]

Shure, but then you had a stroke!

I wish she (a girl I know) went to that astronomy activity...

{I don't know.)

Granted. She kisses you, and you melt into nothingness.

I wish for an F-86 Sabre.

granted but it luanches a missile by accident and blows you up

i wish nice girls would like me

Granted, they rip on you after you date them.

I wish for a rift in time.

granted but you get sucked in and cant escape

i wish theese antibiotics didnt taste so horrible

granted this site has many physics games but they dont all work properly http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CBVUS.jpg

i wish for a f-302

Granted. It explodes.

I wish for a rubber glove.

EDIT: Who deleted my wish?

granted, you had to divide by zero to get it.

I wish I had a clue why I revived the spam thread....

Granted. They become warmongers.

I wish for control of the American army.

Granted. You explode too.

I wish for control of the universe.

Granted. It was poisoned in the first place.

I wish for a tentacle to spring out of nowhere and tie DJ against a stone wall.

Because it's an easy way to tie you up, and keep the myth of the Kraken alive.
The Wsh Genie smites you for not making a wish.

I wish ED had made a wish.