Corrupt a Wish V.3

granted we are now under hitlers rule.

I wish beth loved me.

Granted, you get divorced in a few years.

I wish I had a girlfriend…

(um why would I divorce her)

granted she breaks your heart.

I wish I could understand girls.

Granted, you understand girls but not guys.

I wish that I could own Mars.

granted but you can never gey there.

I wish I could live for a very long time.

Granted, but over time your brain decays and even though you are living, you won’t know the difference between life and death.

I wish that nukes were only used with good intentions.

granted but you cant tell good from bad.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Granted, you transport right into a supernova.

I wish that everyone who came to this forum was active.

granted it becomes like vex.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

Granted, but I think of one better.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

granted but you forget it before you can post it.

I wish I could be more of a gentlman

Granted, your girls think you’re weird.

I wish that another series of Star Trek would come out.

granted but you never see any episodes.

I wish people wouldent think me and anna are going out when we are not.

You aren’t ??? Granted, they think you’re married.

I wish that I could be a Q.

(come on she is 14 im 15 thats not even legal. although I wouldent mind it.)

Granted you get bored.

I wish beth would break up with reuben.

Granted, it starts a massive civil war where you live.

I wish that you would talk talking about people I don’t even know :p

(you fail at writein that.)

granted you now cant hear or read.

I wish I had a vortex manipulator.

Granted you travel in time and witness the destruction of earth. After that you are lonely because the power ran out.

I wish I had a phaser rifle.

granted you cant charge it.

I wish I had everything I wanted.

Granted. Your life is now boring and meaningless, so the only way out is the path to self-destruction.

I wish for a pizza pie.

granted you cant eat it.

I wish I could think of a better avvy

Granted, it's a picture of your girlfriend. THen we can laugh at her and make you feel bad. So don't do it

I wish that I could have the force as my ally, a powerful one at that too.

(1. I dont have a GF. B. no.. 2.I wouldent put a pic up of her.)

Granted you cant remember how to use it.

I wish I terra could explane something to me better.

granted, it's how to kill yourself and you do just that.
i wish i could still watch trek on tv (the stations took it off)

(they do here)
Granted but your TV dies.

I wish life was simple

Granted, because it is so simple, you don’t know anything and thus, life as we know it doesn’t exist. (time to bring in Captain Picard )

I wish that I could rise my score in Algebra.

granted you are now the best at maths in the world. you will never get a girl.

I wish I was better looking.

Granted, he'll smite every one of you beucase of some of the things you say.

I wish that more people came to RPG.

Granted. The Yak-1000 comes out of nowhere and kills you.

I wish for better USA fighters.

Granted. But Mega-Ubering is possible!

I wish for the Yak-500 to be retired.

Granted. so are you.

i wish for a fish.

Granted. You turn into a big bass that is eaten.

I wish for Shemuel to quit saying sexually suggestive comments towards me.

Granted. You destroy it and destroy The Czech Republic. I wish to be invincible.

Granted, but then you're beated by your own vulnerability...

granted, it gets bored and shoots you

I wish I could drive and not crash

granted you never die.

I wish I could go out with anna.

granted, but then Terra start talking more about boys...

I wish that it wasn't necessary to bash meganew...

granted, but then people start thinking you know personally each other and stuff...


I wish that today wasn't rainy!