Corrupt a Wish V.3

Granted. it's ZXDS' java game.

I wish Tolkien wrote more

Granted. But you shoot the guy standing behind it.

I wish Dodos could fly

granted.they come back to life and eat you alive

i wish france didnt exist.

Granted. There's a huge whirlpool there instead.

I wish shemuel made a wish that didnt affect me in any way.

Granted. Dust is still dust.

I wish tortoises fighting turtles was the main sport of Bhutan.

er...granted.

i wish the british navy was bigger.

Granted. It bankrupts the country.

I wish that all russia's armed forces was a huge red blood cell

granted.it envelops america (YAY!)

I wish we still owned france.

Granted. I love magnum ice-creams.

I wish for a flowerpot.

granted.you die of brain freeze.

The wish genie makes ED eat his own MacDonalds food for not wishing.

I wish for a fish.

i wish MNIM made a wish and my lap didnt feel like it is on fire.(DARN coffee!)

Granted. it all gets eaten by some guy in America, who crushes all his countrymen with his excess blubber.

I wish Flamingos wetre called 'gay birds'

granted. you blow up yourself. i wish computer viruses never existed.

Granted, they are called viruses.

I wish I owned a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution from 1992 in good condition.

Granted, but your mother sells it for $2 in a yard sale.

I wish totem poles were a common feaure of American cities.

Granted. Native Americans rule the world.

I wish I could have some Museum aircraft. (As in, aircraft from WWII, aricrat from Korean and Vietnam wars, etc.)

Granted, your liver explodes and you die.

I wish I had an invincible suit of armor that was light and that I could breathe through.

Granted! They now act like dumba**es

I wish I wasn't stalked.

Granted! You talk to everyone and end up saying something wrong which results in you spending the rest of your life in the hospital.

I wish I was cuter! =P

You would have more people stalking you.

I wish for some Chocolate Cake.

granted. they kill you. i wish i had more free time

They forget you exist.

I wish for a nuke.

wish granted, you are a nuke.

I wish he was a nuke to nuke my enemis in a game!!!

He is DJ. Once the game is over, he smites you.

DJ was even more awesome then he is now.

Suddenly the balance of lame and awesome would break, and all females in the world would look like Paris Hilton (in order to counter DJ's awesome). We don't want that.

I wish for a incorruptible wish which allowed me to smite anyone I wanted. And have total control of the Internets. And become world emperor. Okay, you can corrupt now.

Granted. The penguin is eaten by DJ.

I wish for pie that cannot be spiked with germs, poison, or drugs, and still tastes good.

Granted, it explodes.

I wish for MNIM to be my cohort.

Granted. It's really pudding.

I wish DJ was a ninja.