Corrupt a Wish V.3

granted.the bank explodes along with the money

I wish france would just hurry up and explode so i dont have to do it.

Granted. He thinks you are dumb and kills you. I wish for a phaser to kill my enemys!!!!!!

I wish MNIM spoke more sense

Granted, he speaks so much sense the government takes him away for testing.

I wish I had a soul.

granted.its a 1 way ticket to hell.

i wish BM3 would come out bug free and perfect.

Granted. It is so perfect that it takes over every computer in the world and we are it's slaves.

I wish zulian would make sense more often and SPELL CORRECTLY!

granted.ihe makes so much sense you die.

I wish the cirrupions didnt always end up in one of us being killed

granted. Explosions do instead. (What are cirrupions?)

I wish I had a 10 foot screen TV

granted.its made of 10 feet and you get arrested for manslaughter.

i wish for infinite wishes.

Granted. Ally your wishes are wasted on useless things and then you die.

I wish for a job.

Granted. You clean sewers.

I wish for a tortoise.

Granted. It bites your head off. I wish zulian wouldn't spam anymore.

granted then the world stops because there has to be at least one spammer to keep the world going so then resulting in da apoclypse!
I wish others would stop spamin!

granted.they ban you because you stopped.

I wish WoW and runescape shut down permantly.

they sut you down permantley!

i wish zulian remembered to make a wish so i could corrupt it.

Granted. But he wished you were straight.

I wish I was able to live underwater as well as on land.

granted.they ship you to area 51 and perform an autopsy.

I wish i had an F2000.

I wish MNIM would wish.

granted.he wishes that wales didnt exist.

I wish i didnt work such long hours.

Granted. You work even longer hours.

I wish I could fish (well)

granted. one day a huge fish you caught bites you and kills you. I wish george bush would just go kill himself.

Granted, but he becomes a beloved martyr in America and his stupidity is followed for decades to come.

I wish 'Google' renamed itself 'Poodle'.

Granted.its french

I wish for something to wish for

Granted, but then you run out of ideas.

I wish the Darkjedi shuted down that wrestling forum.

Granted. You get tag-teamed by a horde of hobos because of it.

I wish I made more sense

granted. But it's made from urine.

i wish that "Sundays" were called "Sunnydays"

Because it's the Netherlands , man!

Why is "guten tag" German?

In your mind.

I wish 7=89*4

granted. it is nice to you, so you eat it and it ends up being poisoned. i wish i could download flash

granted.you get sued.

i wish i want leaving in october.

(no, i cant download it or my dad would go ballistic.) granted. you leave now. i wish i was the governor of a distant human star colony

Granted. But you can only use your powers against your pet ant called Neville.

I wish doges still ruled Venice.

The wish genie makes a mistake and you own your nether regions.

granted.he wishes that people died at 17 in NZ

i wish i had an unbreakable and unstealable crowbar that couldnt be used against me.

granted. you find out its bad. i wish i could smite anyone i wanted except my self