Corrupt a Wish V.3

Granted.

I wish for food.

Granted.It is second hand.

I wish for world peace

Granted, peace is war.

I wish for a frankfurter.

Granted. It's Sprite.

I wish for invincible teeth.

Granted.Every time you try anduse it, the computer loses all data

I wish American fast food hadnt come to england ( the obesity thanks you)

Granted. You rule England. I wish for control of Iran.

granted. iran gets conquered in a day. i wish for world peace.

Granted.the reach it by killing you.

I wish an old friend hadn't died.

Granted....

I wish for pie.

Granted, it's so good it wipes everyone's internet connection out.

I wish that Firefox was the ultimate web browser.

Granted. They kill your computer instead.

I wish for a classic car.

Granted. You fly a scantily constructed MiG-3 which falls apart in mid-air, with you in it.

I wish that the Russian MiG-17 was better then the F-86 Sabre.

Granted, the world turns around and russia now is the world's leading producer of the interwebs.

I wish for empire total war to be out.

Granted. It sucks.

I wish for Killerflood to be active again.

granted, he comes in ffor two seconds.

I wish for some modding skills

ok...brb...

Spoiler:

done (i hope)

I wish I could have seen the space shuttle land.

granted you get to see the tires *splat!*

I wish for a girlfriend

Granted. It goes awry and you die.

I wish for a nuke.

granted we have a nuke fest!!

i wish for people to read my wishes!!

Granted, you and your girlfriend get nuked!

I wish for a real hill with rockets and tanks...

granted all of your boys are over the hill

killerflood wrote:granted we have a nuke fest!!

i wish for people to read my wishes!!

Granted *look above*

I wish that Killerflood would leave our planet..

granted i create my own and declare war on you!

i wish i hadn't made that mistake...

Granted, we time warp back and become friends

I wish I was the Galactic Emperor

granted, somebody named vader kills you.

i wish for a fish that had 3 wishes to wish for!

Granted (but you already spent your first one)

I wish that I had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of money

granted it's monopoly money

i wish for christmas to be closer

Granted, then the horrid music will be over

I wish that I knew who I was

Granted, British English (the the people in the US won't understand you )

I wish I was on vacation

then you would never go to sleep and you would die

I wish that DJ was nicer then he is now (not that he isn't)

granted you are grumpy as hell

i wish for jtull to be here (ah the memories of the spam topic)

granted we all go insane (goodness i hate metal )

i wish for a better computer

get Bill Gates

What if Bill Gates never lived

granted rap finally is stomped into the dirt but pop rocks more than ever

i wish that rap was dead

Granted, You would hear that disgusting music instead of the nice calm music you hear on the radio.

What if I liked metal

granted you put that in wish format

i wish for a different name

Granted - JRHater (see you later guys)

I wish for a nicer bed

granted you rest and find out that i don't hate you

i wish i came off as a nicer guy...