Re: Corrupt a Wish V.3

by killerflood 2009-01-08, 19:25

Granted that other wish is a can of kick-your-butt.

I wish for the Wish genie to be under my control.

by me naam is m 2009-01-08, 19:28

granted. you siwh to kill yourself.

i wish for to be able to fulfill my own uncorrupted wishes

by Irish Devil 2009-01-08, 20:42

wish not granted, corrupting wishes is its job

I wish for a kiss by a cute girl

by me naam is m 2009-01-09, 10:50

granted, but the lady turns out to have a gun in her bag.

(NOTE: if you know slang or if your mind is corrupted itself, you know what i mean)

i wish for a porsche 911 Carera

by Irish Devil 2009-01-09, 18:28

wish granted, you crash and die

(what do you mean)

I wish for the El Nino supercar

by me naam is m 2009-01-09, 21:46

granted. but due to the weather phenomena called 'el nino' you drown in a flood.

@ ADTL Bang Desk

darn. you're not Jamaican, are you?

i wish for a beautiful fully female girl

by killerflood 2009-01-09, 21:53

Granted she's fully eaten and spit up.

I wish for two dollars that would turn into three.

by me naam is m 2009-01-09, 22:12

granted. the FBI incarcerates you for finding out how to clone money.

i wish to multiply

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-01-10, 11:28

granted. you get the wrong product. i wish i could stop going to school and still get a good job later on

by Philly Homer 2009-01-10, 11:54

[Donald Trump voice]You're fired.[/Donald Trump voice]

I wish I knew if Delaware had a gov school.

by me naam is m 2009-01-10, 17:54

granted. but the answer does not please you.

i wish to be a wolf

by Insane Crayon 2009-01-12, 15:39

Granted. You are hunted down and turned into a coat.

I wish I was a Vixen

by me naam is m 2009-01-12, 15:49

granted. i'm mallor ^-^ Razz

i wish to be an angel

by Insane Crayon 2009-01-13, 11:13

Granted. You fall from God's grace and roam the Earth for all eternity.

I wish to be immortal.

by me naam is m 2009-01-13, 11:22

granted. you're the angel which caused my downfall. Razz

i wish for something exciting. Twisted Evil

(come on terra... corrupt it! Razz

)

by Darkjedi 2009-01-13, 13:57

Granted, your tongue falls off.

I wish for a lollipop.

by me naam is m 2009-01-13, 14:15

me naam is m wrote:(come on terra... corrupt it! )

granted. you choke on it.

i wish for a Porsche.

by Darkjedi 2009-01-13, 14:53

Granted, I get to drive you everywhere in it.

I wish that me naam looked like Jack Black, just for the heck of it.

by me naam is m 2009-01-13, 16:05

XD

actually... you're not far off. Razz

the only thing i lack is overweight.

i wish for the greatest song on the world! cheers

by Karlo 2009-01-23, 10:36

Wish Granted... Its so awesome you commit suicide just because of it... and it kills you... well it killed your reputation because it had the word ***k and was said all the time on the song.

I wish RPG making wasn't so hard.

by **Thingy** 2009-01-23, 11:04

Karlo wrote:Wish Granted... Its so awesome you commit suicide just because of it... and it kills you... well it killed your reputation because it had the word ***k and was said all the time on the song.

I wish RPG making wasn't so hard.

Granted, you make crappy but easily made RPG's

I wish i could have a sovereign class, which wont crash or get blown up.

by leewatson1 2009-01-23, 11:07

granted but you dont have any power

i wish my computer wouldnt keep lagging

by me naam is m 2009-01-23, 12:56

granted. it does asplode though.

i wish to be teh 1337 hax0r

by **Thingy** 2009-01-23, 13:53

me naam is m wrote:granted. it does asplode though.

i wish to be teh 1337 hax0r

granted, every single human on earth who knows how to properly write/type bitchslaps you till your head falls off.

I wish i could control time

by me naam is m 2009-01-23, 14:09

granted. you control time, but not your brain. have fun getting mad.

i wish to be immune to beer.

by Karlo 2009-01-23, 21:29

granted, you are now 100% a new alien called "Viral"

I wish chickens were bomb... (so that i can blow up)

by **Thingy** 2009-01-23, 21:59

granted, everyone dies except you because your chicken was sick and didnt explode, you live alone in the ruins of humanity till you die alone and cold in a corner, till you die VERY slowly in a corner.

i wish i was a changeling who is immune to every way of dying and cant feel pain in any way,has mastered shape shifting and cant be trapped in any way. (cookie if you manage to corrupt that one)

by me naam is m 2009-01-24, 06:37

granted. however,, you were a miscarriage, and therefor you have no brains.

i wish to have more brains

by **Thingy** 2009-01-24, 17:59

(DARN, here's your cookie cookie

)

Granted, your brain gets so big that it cant fit inside your skull and explodes.

by me naam is m 2009-01-25, 08:45

(

ty. is it spiked? )

the wish genie asplodes you for not wishing.

i wish for an armored car.

by **Thingy** 2009-01-25, 11:47

Granted, someone puts a bomb inside it when you drive it for the first time and the car blows up

I wish they finished star trek online, and that it was made of pure awesome

by me naam is m 2009-01-25, 11:50

granted. however, to play it you need 1000 euros

i wish for a bananarang.a

by Karlo 2009-01-26, 08:29

Thingy wrote:granted, everyone dies except you because your chicken was sick and didnt explode, you live alone in the ruins of humanity till you die alone and cold in a corner, till you die VERY slowly in a corner.

i wish i was a changeling who is immune to every way of dying and cant feel pain in any way,has mastered shape shifting and cant be trapped in any way. (cookie if you manage to corrupt that one)

lol...

anyways...
granted. but since i dont know what that is i replace it with a hungry lion that hasnt eaten in 9999999999999999999 days and is HUNGRY!!!! AND IS STARING AT YOU!!!!!! THINKING YOU ARE PORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

I wish i could help in maknig missions for Bm3(this is a REAL WISH! PLEASE DO NOT CORRUPT! THANK YOU! Smile

)

by me naam is m 2009-01-26, 12:33

(You DO know what is the purpose of this topic, don't you? Twisted Evil

)

granted. however, you screw up and DW is not happy. you know what happens when DW isn't happy...

I wish for a led zeppelin.

by **Thingy** 2009-01-26, 13:41

granted, you get a zeppelin made of pure led, and it's in flight, right above your house.

I wish i had a holosuite

by me naam is m 2009-01-26, 13:45

granted. however, somehow it's safety protocols have been hacked, and you're just in the middle of Unreal Tournament 2400...

i wish for a pie!

by **Thingy** 2009-01-27, 06:45

granted, you get the pie, but someone did something very disturbing to it and you dont realise that before you've eaten the whole pie, yeah, that stuffing wasnt vanilla....

I wish i owned new york city

by Karlo 2009-01-29, 08:52

me naam is m wrote:(You DO know what is the purpose of this topic, don't you? )

granted. however, you screw up and DW is not happy. you know what happens when DW isn't happy...

I wish for a led zeppelin.

yay lol...

no i don't know what would happen... lol

anyways...
granted you now live in new orleans... (THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK DON'T LIKE YOU!)

by **Thingy** 2009-01-29, 11:38

The wish fairy bitchslaps your head till it falls off for not wishing Twisted Evil

i wish dawn of war 2 could be out in stores now

by Irish Devil 2009-01-29, 20:08

granted, its corrupted

(the wish GENIE runs you over with a semi for calling him a fairy!)

I wish to be god

by **Darkwing** 2009-01-29, 22:21

no. do not or i will have to become angry, and then karlo would know what happens

by me naam is m 2009-01-30, 06:00

???

The wish genie slaps DW for being confusing.

i wish for a semi.

by Karlo 2009-01-30, 07:21

Thingy wrote:The wish fairy bitchslaps your head till it falls off for not wishing

i wish dawn of war 2 could be out in stores now

*slaps thingy*

whats a semi?

granted, you now own a semi edition car...
lol

i wish my friends would stop being so CRAZY!

by **Darkwing** 2009-01-30, 18:03

me naam is m wrote:???

The wish genie slaps DW for being confusing.

i wish for a semi.

i wasn't playing i was modding. no wishing for being god or anything, it's sacrilegious

by me naam is m 2009-01-30, 20:23

dude. i didn't say "SERIOUSLY, DON'T" for nothing.

anyway, i wish for a burning building.

by **Darkwing** 2009-01-30, 22:21

you never said that, look through your own posts sheesh

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-02, 06:25

The wish genie asplodes you all for not wishing and carrying on a conversation.

I wish to know the meaning of life.

by me naam is m 2009-02-02, 07:41

granted.

The Offsprijng wrote:open your mouth and they´ll shove it in their meaning of life.

i wish to be death.

by Jim Russ 2009-02-02, 16:28

granted, you'll have the life you always wanted, except no-one will ever like you becuase who wants to die?

I wish for a book.

by **Thingy** 2009-02-02, 17:27

granted, there happens to be a mini nuke inside it which blows up in your face

I wish the wish genie could slap me...

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