Re: Corrupt a Wish V.3

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 15:11

Granted, good becomes bad.

I wish for a mortar launcher with ammo.

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 15:36

granted. it's a potato mortar.

i wish for a stash of explosives in DJ's garage.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 16:15

Granted, he smites you.

I wish DJ smited spammers.

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 16:16

granted. he smites himself.

i wish for an orange.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 17:47

Granted. ...in your butt.

I wish I had a nuke.

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 17:51

granted.

you have to surgically remove it from your butt.

i wish for terra nova.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 18:00

Granted. You become a pervert.

I wish you didn't have anything to do with s*x.

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 18:23

impossible.

i wish for Laughing

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 21:01

Granted. You giggle for eternity.

I wish for Alka to be Fundamentalist again.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-18, 21:33

Not granted. At all. I would have to denounce metal music, and that's not something I'm doing, thank you very much.

I wish all Christians were tolerant, but not liberal.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-19, 12:11

No! Then Christians would be Democrats, and we don't want that.

I wish for a DUKW for D-Day. (It's an amphibious armored car, of sorts.)

by me naam is m 2008-11-19, 12:31

wish granted.

the islam turns liberal and intolerant though.

i wish for a concert of Iron Maiden.

by Earthdeath 2008-11-20, 19:24

granted.it turns out to be a scam.you now have no money.

i wish for wold peace.

by me naam is m 2008-11-20, 20:17

granted. an alien race invades earth though.

i wish for a nuke aimed at iran

by Earthdeath 2008-11-20, 21:04

granted.they strap a tracker to you and use you as a target.

I wish obama doesnt turn out to be a megalomaniac

by Philly Homer 2008-11-20, 21:36

Meganew Trek wrote:No! Then Christians would be Democrats, and we don't want that.

You idiot, I said tolerant, but not liberal

Earthdeath wrote:[I wish obama doesnt turn out to be a megalomaniac

Granted. He ruins the country because he has no ambition whatsoever.

I wish politics wasn't the dirty art that it is.

by me naam is m 2008-11-21, 05:48

granted. no politics anymore. just dictatorships

i wish for gun control in the USA

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-21, 18:03

Granted. No gun control in Holland, though.

I wish for Karlo to be my slave.

by me naam is m 2008-11-21, 20:50

granted. he's just one of your 1000 Philippino slaves, and he starts a uproar and steals your F2000 guns.

i wish that people would not be flaming eachother.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-22, 14:43

Granted. They toast eachother instead.

I wish for a nuke to kill Iran with.

by me naam is m 2008-11-22, 18:59

granted. but you forgot the acces code. when you put in a wrong one, the screen says: "WARNING. Self destruct in 3... 2... 1..."

i wish for a beer.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-22, 20:53

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for you not to be the Devil.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-22, 22:40

He goes by the title "High Archduke of Hell" instead.

I wish I was an Archduke of Hell.

by me naam is m 2008-11-24, 16:37

granted. i'm your king.

i wish to be god.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-24, 21:22

Granted, but in that case I would have to be a slightly higher god.

I wish there was actually a piratable version of Hellsing OVA V.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-25, 12:48

Granted. The police take you to jail.
I wish Alka would QUIT LISTENING TO ANTI-CHRISTIAN HEAVY METAL MUSIC!!!!!!!

by me naam is m 2008-11-25, 12:58

granted. www.thepiratebay.org.

you still have to crack it thoughg.

i wish for a new PC, better than my current

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-25, 13:03

Granted. No corruption.

I wish Male-Pattern Baldness didn't exist.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-26, 03:15

There's no manly people anymore, and nothing to check the growth of effeminate males and emos. Disgusting.

I wish Meganew could think of a better think to wish for than for me to stop listening to metal. Not going to ever happen unless God Himself comes down and yells in my face to stop.

by me naam is m 2008-11-26, 12:53

granted. but you get smited by god. Razz

i wish for the Wishmaster!

( nightwish ftw! )

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-26, 21:34

Granted. It explodes.

I wish for a micro-fusion cannon.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-26, 21:38

Crazy terrorist organization steals it. What happens now?

I wish to not be smited by God...

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-26, 22:00

...and he smites you anyway.

I wish for the terrorists to be smited.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-26, 22:42

The terrorists die. Yay. Now capitalism can corrupt the world again with no opposition whatsoever.

I wish for the world to descend into chaos because it's so boring.

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 15:05

granted, you and i party with our fellow anarchists!

i wish for meganew to shut up about metal

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 15:08

Granted. You start criticizing Alka about it instead.

I wish there was no such thing as antidisestablishbimentarionism.

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 16:17

granted. it gets called anarchism.

i wish for a pigeon.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 16:33

Granted. It plucks out your eyes.

I wish to SMITE!!!

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 16:41

just like you would never be able to have XXX with somebody, you decide to smite yourself. Razz

i wish that meganew wasn't making himself so...
flamable?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-27, 16:57

Only cause he leaves, though I don't really know how that's a bad thing...

I wish Meganew wasn't making himself a target for flaming/bashing/etc.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 17:24

Granted. I won't anymore.

I wish for a Side-loading Beach Bomb. (A Hot Wheels vehicle that, when found in a mint example colored pink, is worth $70,000.)

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 17:29

granted. you become a rich, total geek.

i wish for DJ to come online.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 21:03

Granted. He smites you. I wish for a bomb.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-27, 23:34

Granted! You get an active bomb that explodes in 3 seconds.

I wish for clarity in my thoughts.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-28, 00:46

You may get clarity, but the rest of us get static. Stop stealing all the airwaves!

I wish I was less random, but not to the point of utter boredom.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-28, 12:55

Granted.

I wish for the Borg not to exist.

by me naam is m 2008-11-28, 15:47

granted. daleks instead

i wish for alka to stay random

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-28, 19:30

Granted. He goes Crazy!!!

I wish for control of Russia.

by Shemuel 2008-11-28, 19:33

Granted. Russia falls to peaces under your reign and all of Russia is after you, not just the billionaire oligarchs

I wish I had an HP server

by Earthdeath 2008-11-28, 19:35

Granted.You get arrested for no apparent reason and killed.

I wish i wasnt hungry (bet i know what your gonna say)

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