Corrupt a Wish V.3

Granted, but it makes his computer crash.

I wish I could play golf like a pro.

Granted, but then, you discover that it was your best friend that putted the balls inside the hole!

I wish I was dead!

Granted your remains are eaten to your own dog

I wish for an army of borg that loved me.

Granted. You get gang-raped by them.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted.it is so big you go insane and forget.

I wish george bush was dead.

GRANTED!!! (I hate him)

I wish There are no and will never be any more Unions.

Granted after what happened.

I wish the polish would go home and take their total population IQ of 1 with them!

Granted. The IQ of England is now 0.


I wish Galaxy-Scarface could get his improved sig from me.

granted.your head explodes

i wish i had plutonium and uranium.

Granted. It is in your brain, so you die.

I wish all the TV that English people could watch was S4C (welsh language channel)

granted.after learning the language we then get america to nuke wales and get our old tv back.

i wish i had more bullets for my super magnum 2000

Granted. But you have to buy them from the police.

I wish I could fish (without having to poach like I do now)

granted.you die of boredom.

i wish my idiot brother didn't spend 24 hours a day on WoW (it doesnt deserve that title)

Granted now he creates a new BM game and its multiplayer and he always beats you.

I wish America could nuke the Sh*t out its enimys.

Granted. But as they do so, they nuke you

I wish I knew why almost every American on this forum has wished that they could nuke some country, or invade a continent

Granted the INFO. was clasified and the US goverment tracks you down and then kills you.

I wish that the people of Earth could start over.

Granted. We are all cavemen again.

I wish I knew how to make fire

granted.you die of severe burns

Why have the British got the best snpers and front line soldiers?

Because you don't know how to wish properly.

I wish I knew why Sardinia has no sardines

granted.

I wish i knew why hitler hated jews (not saying im a jew)

Granted. It's because he was an evil, messed up person who knew he would be more popular in Germany if he hated Jews

I wish I could eat broccoli

granted.now thats the only thing you can eat.

i wish my dog would shut up at times.

Granted. because it runs away.

I wish I knew the meaning of life (apart from 42)

granted.as before, your head explodes from the knowledge

i wish there was a cure for cancer.

Granted:


I wish I owned photoshop(apart from piratebay)

Granted. The gunners get tired of you and shoot you.
I wish I had all the money in the world.

Granted, but because you own all of it it becomes worthless.

I wish I was better at golf.

granted. you go swimming in it, and drown.

I wish for more fantasy

Granted, but it comes into reality messing everything up.
I wish I could see the future.

granted your mentally retarted!

I wish i had a dollar

Granted. It bounces off my vest and kills you instead. I wish i could become king of the world and RULE YOU ALL( )

granted.it is so good you explode.

i wish i did something exiting in my job.

granted.you become a tappist monk.

i wish i was allowed to shot my commander

Granted.he kills you for it. (where is he anyway?)

I wish my Commander would let me borrow the tank...

granted you dont have a computer!!!

I wish for nothing!

Granted... Try to make it more pornographic...





I wish I wasn't this evil...

Granted. You are more evil.

I wish I owned the most expensive stamp in the world

granted your broke oh and it got burnt

i wish for pizza pasta pie

Granted.You eat it and turn into a statue made of faeces.

I wish i wasnt so random.