Re: Corrupt a Wish V.3

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 14:35

It was also France. Remember the Huguenots?

Granted. Your empire crumbles the day afterward.

I wish for lasting world domination.

by me naam is m 2008-06-13, 14:38

granted. since you did not specify WHO should dominate, the French dominate earth now.

I wish for infinite time.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 14:39

Not granted. After all, all things must come to an end.

I wish MNIM would take some ritalin...

by Shemuel 2008-06-13, 14:44

Granted, but it somehow makes him high....

I wish I get all As in my exams (only one left! at last!)

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 14:47

Granted, so you might sober up a bit. And you can stop studying and spend some time in this crazy place.

I wish I knew what was the big deal with finals.

by me naam is m 2008-06-13, 14:49

granted, you fail them, and then you realize.

I wish I had all my assignments done.

by Shemuel 2008-06-13, 15:05

Granted. You get a "U" for all of them

I wish I had more Irish ancestry

by Philly Homer 2008-06-13, 16:05

You drink more than you do now. [/Irish stereotype]

I wish America's drinking laws were the same as your European drinking laws.

by me naam is m 2008-06-13, 20:29

granted. the same as dutch laws that is. and same abortion laws, euthanasia laws, weapons laws, drugs laws, gay marriage laws... do I need say more?

I wish for America not to be a mediacracy.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-14, 00:59

We're a Hindu theocracy instead. I wonder how that would turn out...

I wish China didn't censor the Christian Church within their territory.

by me naam is m 2008-06-15, 17:39

as a result of that, it finally comes out that Chinese priests are abusing children by masses.

I wish for it to be 4 hours earlier here.

by Shemuel 2008-06-15, 17:56

Granted. You wish the same wish again again again again again again again again again again again

I wish I could fly and land safely

by me naam is m 2008-06-15, 18:07

granted. you do so in an airplane. Laughing

I wish for an extra wish to wish some beer.

by Shemuel 2008-06-15, 18:14

Granted.

I wish I could put mice in the cages of elephants worldwide

by me naam is m 2008-06-15, 18:20

we all experience a magnitude 9 earthquake as a result of your wish.

I wish for a beer. (jay! cheers

)

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 09:24

Granted.

I wish you people liked Black Sabbath.

by me naam is m 2008-06-16, 11:25

Alkanosis wrote:Granted.

... No reservations about drinking alcohol??? unbelievable. and that's from alka?

granted. we all lose our voices because of the grunting.

I wish for alka to like punk!

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 11:38

(I said BLACK SABBATH, not BLACK METAL! Gosh!)

I already like early punk. I just hate most of today's music in general.

I wish you weren't so surprised.

by Darkjedi 2008-06-16, 12:19

Alkanosis wrote:We're a Hindu theocracy instead. I wonder how that would turn out...

I wish China didn't censor the Christian Church within their territory.

LOL! That's why we JW's have underground work there! Twisted Evil

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Granted, he poops his pants.

I wish that I could sleep for more than 8 hours.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 12:50

You sleep for two months, and feel extremely hungry when you wake up. You have about... ten seconds to shove as much food as you can down your throat before dying of starvation.

I wish I was more sinister and evil, but not enough to warrant suspicion.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-16, 15:18

Granted.you become my good twin.

I wish i couldshoot George bush.100 times.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 15:46

Fundamentalists are at your front door demanding to shoot you 100 times.

I wish I knew why people are calling America stupid when they themselves are stupid?

by Earthdeath 2008-06-16, 16:09

Granted, but you become one of them

I wish England owned the world

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 16:14

Not granted.

I wish people weren't ultranationalist.

by Shemuel 2008-06-16, 16:34

Ah, ha ha-I see what you did then "not granted" ho ho ho, that cracks me up.

Granted. They're ultrafascist instead.

I wish I knew Alka's thoughts.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-16, 17:12

Granted.you become a mainc depressive.

Why have hardly any of my friends heard of Half Life 2?

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 17:24

Wrong thread, buddy. The wish-genie kicks you into a dumpster for not paying attention to the thread title.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-16, 19:46

Granted, you are now chained to a wall.

I wish Half life 2: episode 3 came out.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 20:16

File size is too large and graphics are too realistic. You can't watch it without getting a major memory upgrade along with the best video card on the market.

I wish all the files I wanted were on my computer without anything wrong with them, without any viruses, and they work perfectly.

by me naam is m 2008-06-17, 06:19

granted. however, your PC doesn't work. you just burnt your CPU by downloading it all.

I wish to have Bill Gates' money.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-17, 12:18

Granted, but then hyperinflation occurs and the amount of money you have is equivalent to the value of 50 Euros now.

I wish people weren't wishing for a strong dollar (we can't afford to have strong currency right now)

by Shemuel 2008-06-17, 12:20

Granted

I wish Turkey doesn't get into the EU

by Philly Homer 2008-06-17, 12:27

Granted, but you only stop the flow of Islamic terrorists for a while...

I wish that, after our economic crisis is over, America's currency would be twice as strong as the Euro is currently.

by Shemuel 2008-06-17, 12:46

Granted, but the Euro is four times stronger than it is now, and the pound is ten times stronger.

I wish I was an ace at karate

by Philly Homer 2008-06-17, 14:14

You learn some generic form of karate which is not very practical.

I wish I was a master of Krav Maga

by Shemuel 2008-06-17, 14:17

Granted. You can say 'Krav Maga' very well

I wish I had met the oracle of Delphi

by Philly Homer 2008-06-17, 14:34

You met her 15 years ago, where you don't remember.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-17, 16:26

Granted, you sleep for 50 days at a time so every time you sleep, you die of hunger and dehydration

I wish i didn't have work to do.

by Shemuel 2008-06-17, 16:43

Granted. You have already hurried them in and got a 'U' for them

I wish I was fluent in Japanese

by Earthdeath 2008-06-17, 17:04

Granted.you forget everything but japanese.

I wish Runescape would permanently shut down

by Philly Homer 2008-06-17, 18:18

Oh heck, granted.

I wish all bad MMOs were shut down.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-17, 19:36

GRANTED

I wish there were more star trek games.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-17, 23:23

Granted, but you need an uber good computer just to play them. Kinda like ST how ST games are now.

I wish people appreciated classical/contemporary classical music.

by me naam is m 2008-06-18, 07:55

granted. I already liste to dreamcatcher

I wish the school bell didn't ring (it just did. Mad

)

by Shemuel 2008-06-18, 08:05

Granted. It doesn't, and without realising you're locked in for the night

I wish more people would look at my plugin

by Philly Homer 2008-06-18, 09:59

Granted, but they only go to the page to laugh at the Irish pirates.

I wish you would tell me why you made Irish pirates.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-18, 13:25

Granted.the truth kills you.

I wish i didn't have to download shemuels plugin.

by Shemuel 2008-06-18, 14:42

Granted. You have to upload it.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-18, 15:40

Granted.you die 1 second later.

I wish a new series of star trek would begin.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-18, 16:03

It's worse than the first three seasons of ENT. And it's also worse than Voyager in its entirety (I hated Voyager and ENT)

I wish Starfleet captains weren't pansies.

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