Corrupt a Wish V.3

Granted. But you're stuck in a cave and the water is rising...

I wish all countries were democratic

The wish genie does what the spartan guy in his sig does to him for not wishing

i wish for an BUM(as in donkey) (if someone doesn't do a good one...)

PS the word blocks are doing fine.

you GET a bum... ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

I wish for america to be under the ruling of the USSR.

Granted, with no things twisted.

I wish I could stick a bomb is Shemuel's arse.

Granted. It's because he's usually drunk, and he'll die from intoxication.

I wish Shemuel wouldn't drink beer anymore.

granted, but he just throws the bottles at you instead

i wish i could live for ever and not die without being in any form of torture

Granted. You get trapped under a landslide.

I wish that Plaid Cymru won the UK elections

Granted, but they turned out to be nazis

I wish people were online more frequently

granted. they spam the forum.

I wish for a

Granted, but they're really more destructive depleted plutonium shells.

I wish I could meet Jadzia Dax.

I'm not a pervert!

Granted, but you drive yourself insane because of the music.

I wish everyone liked me.

Granted, but only if you are reborn(literally)

I wish I could make BM plugins

granted, but you can't play the machine-gun part of One anymore.

I wish to have infinite time.

Granted, but it falls apart when you touch it.

I wish I could have the USS Dreadnought spaceship.

Granted.

I wish I could thank Jtull for selling me the Dreadnought.

not granted. being used to reading bad spelling, he can't read the perfectly spelled "thank you" letter you send him, and he throws it in the trash bin.

I wish to know where Jtull is?

Possibly on the other side of the world.

I wish I could figure out why alchohol exists.

Granted. You become a chemistry teacher. Nooooo!

I wish I wasn't famous all my life

Granted, but your wifi doesn't work and your house is on fire.

I wish i could have a minigun with infinite bullets (hello france hehehe)

granted. he goes for earth conquest and forces the whole world to drink English tea with the pink upwards.

Granted. But he accidentally hands over all america's nuclear weapons to them also. "Oh my- you're anti American?"

I wish I just ate the best (unpoisoned, untainted) roast beef dinner in the world

Granted, but they declare war on USA for no reason and kill all of you ( why recall tomatos?)

I wish I owned a castle

Granted, but the bullets are in your head.


I wish California floated off into the pacific. Now.

Granted. People walk all over you.

I wish I was purple

Granted.you are now the gay tv children dinosaur barney.

i wish i could use my bow to kill the president of france

Not granted. however, you're allowed to, if your welsh, to kill any scottsman in sight whith a bow, if your inside wales. (that's really true!)

I wish for an unpoisoned beer which tastes, looks, smells, and foams perfectly, with nothing with it. just a plain, simple, perfect beer.

Graned!

I wish i didn't have a migrane

granted. you get molested by his bodyguards.

I wish France didn't exist at all!

Granted. we all worship Darkwing as i kill every last french man, woman and child and proclaim the British Empire when i kill all the Germans and Polish (DARN poles.go back to your own country!)

I wish the above happened

Granted, but the whole world has to wear Earmuffs to survive.

I wish the British empire would rise again, unite with america and wales then conquer the world!!!