Corrupt a Wish V.3

Granted.they are nazi's instead.

I wish i could have shot hitler

Granted. But you shoot him in the leg, and his guards kill you. After torture.

I wish I was an actual trekkie, so I could always understand what people talk about here

(same)
Granted.you lose all your friends and everything else.

I wish i had an m4 assualt rifle with infinite ammo and couldn't be used on me.and has real bullets, and an infinite supply of them.

Granted. But you have no armour so the police shoot you dead.

I wish I owned Luxemburg

Granted.but it blows up with you in it.

I wish i had an infinite supply of nukes that were flawless, and could only be used against the french

Granted, but whenever you use them there has to be a wind blowing from the north.

I wish I was French (just to annoy people)
No, I couldn't go through with it

I wish that Islam died out.

Granted.good bye terrorists.
Why would the wind blowing south effect me?

I wish The terrorists gave up and surrendered without killing anyone.

(Because the rdioactivity wouldn't blow north into Britain then)

Granted, but they are all given a sentence for 5 days in prison.

I wish I had a Swahili-English dictionary

the bad news is, they use it as an excuse to crush democracy and then take over your country (van der Lubbe, remember?)

Granted, but you can't play anything else

I wish that I could download Age of Empires 3 full version legally for free

(I want that to!All iv'e got is the second gold edition)
Granted, but your computer blows up

I wish the nest SG film came out

granted, but before they play they knocked out by some angry high guy

I wish Wales had decent music festivals

Granted, they destroy new england.

i wish the polish would leave england.

Granted!

I wish for a beer

Granted!

I wish I got good marks in all my exams

Granted, but it's identical to their old one. Maybe a pink cover, but that's it.

I wish The Who would stop having comebacks

Granted. They travel in time and get killed by Daleks

I wish I had always known about surfthechannel.com

Granted, but your computer crashed.

I wish they would add more star trek on it.

Granted. You bash your grandmother.

I wish I knew why most of the 'founding members' of the forum are becoming inactive

because you got the wrong topic.

I wish the new ST film would come out.

Granted, but it's crap. Just like all the other ST films.

I wish everyone would be realistic about ST

Granted, you are exiled from earth so you die in the vacuum of space

I wish the drinking age was reduced (for a friend of mine)

Granted. It was lowered 20 years ago and you died of liver disease when you were a toddler

EDIT:I wish I could think of more things to wish for

ARGGHH!! now your not wishing!!

I wish i had a gun!!

Granted. A toy gun.

I wish I owned Bardsea

granted.it gets invaded and over taken by the us the next day.

I wish the chinese would stop creating so much pollution.

Granted, but now we have no grounds to say Iraq, Israel, or Afghanistan use or are in possession of nuclear weapons.... WAR OVER!

I wish the US economy was not as crappy and horrible as it is now.

(The US isn't going to declare war on Israel you idiot!!!)

Granted, it is worse

I wish Americans would realise that they will be superceded by China as the world power

And their $ sign is off spanish gold coins

Granted. you have a million pennies

I wish I could grass raw without any digestion problem (NOT that I've tried to)

Granted. But the mafia take it from you.

I wish my IQ is 380

granted.They are a transexual.

I wish england repair its economy to what it used to be: the best!

Granted!!! (long live Ireland!)

I wish Sarkozy wold stick his head in a bog and forget about the EU

Granted.Ireland gets invaded and conquered the next day.

I wish the french would all just drop dead (meaning all the gays as well)