New General Chat Mark Infinity

she has the same condition and moves much faster in the relationship so I think it could work ou.

Long term though is the biggie. But you've heard my opinion, I advise against it patience is a virtue

Thanks for the advice.

Actually, i'm alredy starting to see the big picture, and it's not particularly pretty. Kind of miss the time when the world was a massive playground, and i didnt know how much people suck.

Heh, welcome to pre-adulthood. Soon the big picture will be muddled with bills, screaming kids and retail jobs and angry bosses. Sounds like fun? Then join up as a human being on the planet earth! Call 1-800-DIE-LIFE

Hahaha, my skype addon is registering your number as a real US number. It's even giving me the option to call it. But i'm too afraid the reaper will jump through my screen and go ''Wow, you fell for that? I've had like 4 people who actually called it since the phone was invented, man, you suck''.

And i'm not getting any kids. I fucking hate kids.

Ah, minions midgets then?

Nah, alredy got those. I'm kind of getting tired of them, they're not much fun once the novelty runs out. I'm thinking about getting a colony of evil dwarves, like, fantasy dwarves. I'm going to have them mine me a fortune and run in giant wheels so i don't have to worry about money or electricity. Might also get a team of them to make games for me. Might also take over a small island nation or two, seeing as they're, you know, evil. They'd probably get bored if they didn't get to kill something every once in a while.

Ah, sounds good, sounds good

In other news, Animals are being abducted by Aliens in the X-files, while i eat cookies.

I passed my driving test! Whooo!! That means more cruisin' round the hood!
Bad news, no ID for two weeks, because my provisional license has been taken away. That means I've got to try and use my birth certificate to get into places.

I haven;t driven in two months and I haven't taken my driving test yet cause I don't feel I'm ready.

what kind of places are you trying to get into?

The road for starters....

No, I have a certificate that'll do for the road. It's more places involving alcohol.
I'm disappointed though because no one wanted to go out tonight though. At least we played drinking games.

Oh boy, useless and indulgent frivolities that serve no purpose other than to kill one's liver and add dependence to one more substance!

My typing hand hurts

D'aww, ur just zayin' tat coz yure not drunk

Pretty much, sober and smart in my opinion, but whatever, I gave up judging the human race ages ago.

You cannot judge a whole race there are to many varibles

I could argue you on that

Well, you could judge the human race on your experiences with humans. If i am to judge from mine, i'd say humanity is pretty much filled to the brim with shitty, selfish people. It's a pretty bleak outlook, but hey, at least you'll appreciate finding a good person more.

That's if there are any good people

There out there, but there is no perfect person!

Completely random and off the wall here... I do believe I have Narcolepsy..

Awesome, I have a mildly amusing story about narcolepsy but I don't feel like typing it out right now

and I'm with you on the whole not judging the human race anymore... It's gone down, slowly and steadily down...

I wish I were a cowboy in the early 1800s. You could roam free, adventure, fight your own battles, your existence was based solely on how well you could survive

Find a place that is mostly free of big cities and whatnot.. build your house or hire people to build it for you, and live your life out there.. have a garden of fruits and veggies and hunt for your meat.

And go running around naked in the wild, I LOVE IT!

You shall be free!

Yep, now if I only I could fly...

You shall be given wings on which to soar... or crash and burn..

Yes, naked AND flying, I don't think this day could get any better!

You also have a choice of taking any item, no matter what it is, with you.. for free

Baseball bat!

here comes the pitch. Darkwing gets an incredible hit to center field. Its a double and he is on second base. next up to bat it number 98 Thingy!

Bean! bean! bean! bean!

He steps forth... Aaaand... HE'S SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED! Did you see that? This is like, the 16th time this game?

Yeah, jerry, and we're only 5 minutes into the game!

Oh, here comes the fire crew, and they look quite bored, they've had to put him out 3 times every minute, and there's still hours left!

And... Oh... He exploded. Oh well. Next up is JBP! Let's hope he's not distracted by the other team! Or the rest of his team for that matter.

Yeah, might not have been the best idea to put these guys in the women's league... But it was their only chance at playing!

I'm made of gasoline and I fart a lot

*Me sees lots of boobies...*

Couldn't we be playing against a team with flat chests?

*ball passes by...*

Dang! Better focus... *Me sees mini-skirt*... Bah Bah Bah...

*Ball passes by...*

I can't believe this *throws randomly baseball bat an hits the ball* WHAT?! HOME RUN! DUDE I'm Taking the Pitcher With Me!
*grabs the pitcher and runs around the field with she over his shoulders*...

Ha ha, this will be a Farce Trek next chance I get

I need to find a new host for Farce Trek webpage, since the others have banned me for not updading my webpage often xD

ahh its normal! silly things are being said I miss you all! so I shall rejoin! *high fives all round*

Cool stuffs! You haven't been around in at least a year methinks!

Yea I think its about a year, no I think its more than that actually nearly a year and a half. It's good to be back

Holly Hell!!! How many channels is that!

48 channels 4 matrix, 8 aux, 6 band eq for each channel, 8 subgroup, 4 mute group, Left, Right and Center Masters. it is a great desk I mix on it every week.

thats awesome.