corrupt-a-wish V.2

(YAAY!!!! Wales won!!!!)

Granted. You own a crown. However you go on holiday to the Solomon islands and the natives mistake you for an evil spirit beacause of the crown and bludgeon you to death.

I wish for my own wish-genie!

granted "<do you want to play a game?>"

i wish for halo 4

(if you havnt seen the movie you wont get it)

pokemon go on a killing spree

i wish for new episodes of Modern Marvels

Granted, but now some of the presenters are zombies.

I wish that it was here

Granted but you forget to buy a cage and it mauls you to death

I wish that no-one could ever look like this

granted. no purple faces: they're green.

I wish for :beer: !

Granted, but you cant drink it

I wish I could drink me naam is m's beer.

I send a truck full of Bavaria beer (NO! not german!) to shemuel. he pays transport costs though.

I wish that everyone knows Bavaria beer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavaria_Brewery_(Netherlands) wiki here.

EDIT: AARGH! BB code url does not work. what have I done wrong?

(You forgot the ] on the front part. And I don't think the "here" is supposed to be there either)

Granted. All of them follow the url you posted.

I wish I had returned earlier.

(

Alkanosis wrote:Oh, then you never got to meet the pope (not that you probably have, but...)

Actually, i went to the hearing the Pope gives every Wednesday)

Granted, but you forget how to speak/write/read English

I wish for cool star trek ship sprites to add to my newest project, an enhanced version of Broken Mirror with different ships...

Granted, but nobody can read whatever you write

I wish darkwing would change the appearance of the forum...

Granted, but they are both cancelled as no-one else wants to do them

I wish that Cuba defeated the US

Granted but they listen to the radio during the service

I wish that we had better emoticons than (again)

granted. we cannot use them though, due to the fact that the forum host crashes.

I wish I made my tests well

they are. however, you're IP banned.

I wish you would tell me why the Netherlands are so awesome.

A small dose of comunism is required... So much capitalism can hurt us...

I wish I was writing in my computer

Granted, but you can't get out, and suffocate

I wish that there were great auks alive today

wish granted. you're a genius in france HAHAHAHA.

I wish for my BB code to work.

Granted. But your computer doesn't

I wish...for another slice of simnel cake

it's poisoned.

I wish for a cookie

(btw, my pc still works)

The cookie is poisoned, so much so that it kills your computer too.

I wish for an identical slice of simnel cake to the one I ate today.

you throw up, and eat it up back again. BWEGH.

I wish you didn't try to hurt my PC. that's MY job.

Granted. You split it with an axe

I wish that there was consellation this shape:
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your tv is blown apart because of Mr T. from the A team smashing it apart.

I wish for a bigger HD.

wish granted. he isn't anymore.

I wish for my tests to do themselves.

Granted, but you can't have it

I wish that Attila the hun had invaded America

wish granted. barbarians take over Irak.

I wish for :beer: emoticon!

wish granted... it appears right above your head, and it falls on your head. you lie in hospital for 4 weeks, not able to read.

I wish for :beer: !

you are, you lose contact with the real world though.

I wish for BEER!!!

You wish, but however, it does not happen. you hear a loud snoring. it comes from a tiny bottle. when you look in it, the almighty wish genie slaps you in the face for spying on him while he was sleeping! haha

I wish I had a cute little puppy.

you are to your dog though.

I wish I could go to my aunt and see her new little puppy!

me naam is m wrote: cute little puppy.